Some People Should Not be Allowed to Have Machine Tools

May 14th, 2010

No Reloading for Me

I am a machining genius. I’m so grateful for the humility which keeps me from getting conceited about it.

I wanted to machine a slot in a Hornady shell plate which was supposedly hardened to about Rockwell 33. I put my rotary table on my mill and tried to mount the plate in the 3-jaw chuck. The plate wouldn’t fit. It has five pockets around the edge, and the pointed inner faces of the chuck jaws wouldn’t line up with them in a way that would make the plate concentric with the chuck.

I posted a message on a machining forum, and I thought about possible solutions, including machining a round piece of scrap to hold it, with clamps attached. Then I tried to put it in my lathe, which has an 8″ 4-jaw chuck. And it fit. I wondered why it was so easy. Then I noticed…the 4-jaw chuck’s jaws had long concave surfaces facing inward. And guess what? The jaws on my rotab chuck were removable. They’re two-piece jaws. When you turn them around, they have concave surfaces, too. I switched the jaws, and the plate fit perfectly.

Anyone else would have figured it out in about thirty seconds, but I managed to do it over the course of several days.

Now I was all excited. I had a cutting tool which should have been at least Rockwell 62. I had oil. I had the workpiece mounted. It should work, right?

I found a seemingly applicable chart in Machinery’s Handbook, with BRINELL hardness figures. Okay, fine. This is what the Internet is for. I found an online calculator, determined that I was dealing with Brinell 311, and came up with a figure of 30 FPM. I found another online calculator, put the data in, and came up with about 600 RPM. I reduced that to 450 out of caution, and I went back to the garage.

I applied Ridgid pipe cutting oil and tried to take a cut. When the cutter went up onto the workpiece, it did nothing whatsoever, as far as I can tell. It rubbed the metal in a way I can only describe as friendly. I assume the $2 cutter is ruined. There is no way this thing will cut the metal.

Now I have grave doubts about my highly reliable Internet-derived hardness figure.

Anyway, nothing is going to happen until I get carbide. Maybe not even then. But I solved all the other problems, and it was fun until the moment of FAIL.

I could try a carbide lathe tool, but with the interrupted cuts I would expect a busted insert in about a hundredth of a second.

At least now I know my chuck has two-piece jaws.

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How to Impress Chicks

May 14th, 2010

Floss? Never Heard of It

A day or two ago, I caught a few minutes of a VH1 show about things that make men undateable. One of the things listed was a strong interest in guns. I guess this hobby will protect me from neurotic, controlling women. Hard to complain about that.

If I were a woman, I think I would put “being gross” at the top of the list. If you make disgusting noises when you eat, don’t close the door or wash your hands when you use the bathroom, bless others freely with your flatulence, don’t floss, pick your nose while driving, and drink straight from the milk carton, you should be confined in a pen for the rest of your life for the good of humanity.

Is that a little extreme? If so, I can live with myself.

The other day I was at an event where people were speaking, and there was a man sitting near the podium, picking his nose over and over. I kept thinking, “What if I have to shake that guy’s hand later?” There was just no way. I would fake a seizure if I had to. And it was very distracting. I tried to watch the speakers, but up his hand went, to his nose, over and over. I could not look away.

How do people end up like that? How can you sit in a room in front of dozens of people, picking your nose? It’s like the guys who pick their nose while driving. Hello? Glass is not opaque, gentlemen. Women can see through it.

I envy gross people, because it’s impossible to offend them. If I picked my nose in front of the nose-picking guy and then offered to shake his hand, he wouldn’t mind at all. But I would have gone out a fire exit to avoid touching him.

People who are disgusting force physical intimacy on the rest of us. We have to touch and eat and drink their secretions. We have to breathe their gases. We sit in their waste. We share their diseases because they leave traces of mucus, saliva, fermenting sebum, and feces everywhere.

It’s an asymmetrical battle, because the rest of us have no way of getting even without becoming like the aggressors. We are bombarded by their filth, but they never come into contact with ours. Maybe the answer is to raise filthy children, so they will not go into this battle unarmed.

Oh, well. At least we have Purell now.

My prayer group has resolved to read the entire Bible this year. I’m working on Isaiah. It’s good to get the long books out of the way.

I’m shocked at the many prophetic references to the baptism with the Spirit and prayer in tongues and the spiritual fruit and gifts. They’re obvious to a charismatic. On the other hand, they’re invisible to other people, which sort of proves the spiritual gifts are real. Charismatics believe God tells us what scripture means, so to us, it makes sense that other people would reject our interpretations.

It’s funny how many metaphorical references to blindness and deafness are in there. They deal with rejection of the baptism with the Holy Spirit. The Spirit is what gives you eyes to see and ears to hear…about the Spirit. So how do you know you’re blind or deaf, if you’re blind or deaf to the one who is telling you? Talk about having a beam in your eye. Not even Anne Sullivan could get past this barrier.

I’m not even sure why God put this stuff in there, since the people to whom it refers are unable to receive it. I guess he is just confirming things to those who can understand. Sometimes I think he does that partly to humiliate Satan. He lays his truths out in ways Satan can’t understand, and by the time Satan figures it out, it’s too late for him to do anything but cry. I guess God is capable of doing that. The Bible says he laughs at his enemies and derides them. Look at Psalm 2.

From my reading, I got the impression that tongues will eventually be unnecessary. After all, they conceal things from the enemy and from people who don’t have the baptism. It won’t always be necessary to do that. Sooner or later, the information, like all sensitive data, will be declassified. I suppose, then, that this is what Paul referred to when he said tongues would cease. One day the Spirit will speak through us openly, about the things of God. Perhaps this refers to the Messianic Age.

I have some other ideas about the way to render Isaiah understandable, and I think they apply to scripture, generally, but I don’t know if it’s appropriate to write about it publicly. I’m not sure the ideas came from God, anyway.

Sooner or later I have to tackle the lost books of the Bible. I refer to Judges, Kings, and Chronicles. They’re not really lost, but I see them that way because we tend to ignore them. We give them less attention because it’s hard to see how they can be useful. Perry Stone has found all sorts of prophetic stuff in these books, so I know they’re worth mining. But other books are easier to deal with. The gospels, for example, are stuffed with good things, and they’re fairly straightforward, by Biblical standards.

My church is having a conference next week, and I’ll be there for most of it. I should rest up today. Tomorrow I meet with my prayer group at 8 a.m., and then I go to church later on, and then I have to cook on Sunday, and the conference starts Sunday night. Yow.

Funny “coincidence”: the conference–which is a very big deal to us–ends as Shavuot begins. This is the real Hebrew-calendar Pentecost. The day when the Holy Spirit fell on the first believers in the Upper Room. The pastor’s son is running the show, and he has a great record of praying for groups of people to receive the Spirit. Hope something happens.

I wish Christians would give up their silly dating system for Jewish holidays. I have no idea when we celebrate Pentecost this year, but we’re not even close to right. Okay, I checked. It’s Sunday, May 23. Five days off. We can say Pentecost is any day we want, but to God, there is only one correct date.

It’s not like the Saturday/Sunday worship question, which involves law not applicable to Christians. We don’t worship on the real Sabbath, and because we are not under the law, we don’t have to, so it isn’t all that important if we mislabel Sunday. Shavuot, on the other hand, is fixed by Jewish law, given to Moses by God. You can’t move it around.

I better sit down and plan out the next few days. At the very least, I should consider putting a cooler in the truck so I don’t starve during the conference.

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What the Kook With the Pickup is Up To

May 13th, 2010

I Thought I Heard Hank Williams Coming From his Garage

I am fed up with Midway USA. I had reminders set for large pistol primers; when they came in, Midway would email me and let me know so I could order them. Twice, the silly things have come in, and they sold out before I could place an order. Today I put them in my cart and then looked for a soft case for my AR10, and by the time I was ready to check out, the primers were gone! Right out of my cart!

Here’s a tip. Powder Valley has lots of Wolf primers. Some people don’t like Wolf products, but I find their ammunition reliable, very accurate, readily available, and CHEAP. You can get large pistol primers for about $25 a box, which is cheaper than the American brands. They are said to be fairly soft, which I like. Powder Valley also has a good selection of powder right now, so you can load up and save on hazmat fees.

They sell Zero bullets. I have not tried these, but the price is very good, and I have read very good things about them. I usually use Laser-Cast bullets, but Zeroes are much cheaper, so I’m going to give them a try.

I use Unique for .45 loads, and I was considering getting something else, because my cases and my gun are so dirty after a day at the range. Two things I read changed my mind. First, I read that Alliant has changed Unique to make it cleaner. Second, I read that the greasy lube Laser-Cast uses is dirty, so it may be the reason I had problems with filth.

I am trying to face the following fact: if you reload, you should always shop big. Buy 10,000 primers at a time, minimum. Buy the big jugs of powder. Buy lots of bullets. You’re going to end up using it, so why lose bulk discounts and pay UPS for extra shipments? It’s moronic. But it sure hurts to see those jumbo charges on a credit card bill.

I tried putting my .40 S&W shell plate in the chuck on my rotab today, and it turned out it was not possible. The shell pockets interfere with the chuck jaws. Bummer. I guess I should try to make some soft jaws, or maybe I could mount the plate on a shaft held in the jaws. I broke down and ordered some carbide cutters, so I should be able to fix the shell plates eventually.

I used my drill press today to put countersunk screw holes in an aluminum door guide I made for some sliding doors in a closet. It goes on the floor, and the doors pass through it. I noticed a few things.

1. Spray Dykem may seem like a good idea, and I know it has its uses, but it’s very hard to use it without turning your fingers blue.

2. Spray Dykem remover appears to be a waste of money, since rubbing alcohol works fine. I bought this stuff a while back by accident. I have not needed to use it yet.

3. Everyone who told me drill presses were not for precision work was exactly right. My drill press is an industrial 17″ Rockwell, so it should be sturdy, but I can see it flexing when the pressure is applied. Small drill presses are apparently totally inferior to mills. If I ever get enough space, I could see buying an old Millrite or a beat-up Bridgeport for drilling. I would expect a Bridgeport in bad shape to be more accurate and rigid than a new drill press.

4. Drill holes have to be a lot larger than the screws that go in them. I measured some screws at 0.132″ diameter, and I had to use a 0.173″ (I think) bit to make them work. I started at 0.15-something, but the screws wouldn’t go in.

I’m getting a tiny Phase II rotab because I have decided I don’t want to rupture myself moving the 10″ job all the time. I looked at Little Machine Shop, Lathemaster, and Vertex, but it seemed like Phase II was the best combination of value and quality. Little Machine Shop sells them, but their price is not the best.

Soft jaws. Is there any hope I can make those? Guess I’ll find out.

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Machining Resumes

May 13th, 2010

I Know This Will Save me Money Once I Buy Enough Tools

I got my reloading press put back together yesterday. Now I need new shell plates. The new ejection system works off a projection on the lower hub, which projects up into a groove going around the bottom of the shell plate. When the plate advances, a shell’s bottom hits the projection, and it knocks the shell out of the plate. My old plates don’t have the groove into which the projection fits.

I can send the plates to Hornady and pay ten bucks each to get them machined. But where is the danger immaturity terror in that? I have a lathe and a mill. I should be able to do this.

I need to make a quarter-inch slot 0.052″ deep, around the bottom of the plate. I know of two ways to do it. First, I can use the lathe. Second, I can put the plate in my rotary table and do the job on the mill with a center-cutting end mill.

Here is the rub: the plate tests out at about 33 on the Rockwell scale, and I don’t have any small cutters in carbide. I have 8% cobalt, but I don’t know if that’s hard enough. It’s definitely harder than the plate, but I would assume the difference between the plate’s hardness and the cutter’s hardness has to exceed a certain figure in order for the cutter to work well.

I don’t think they cover this in Machinery’s Handbook. They list metal types and cutter types. I don’t think they list cutter choices paired with ranges of metal hardness. I guess I can dig it out and check.

Enco is having a nice sale on carbide cutters, so I may get a few. I can spend less than the cost of a Hornady refit and end up with some nice tooling to keep. The danger is that I’ll utterly destroy my shell plates.

I sold my .40 S&W pistol, so I have a shell plate I will never need. I may try to machine that one first.

I guess I could make my own shell plates, if I had any idea how to make a ball-bearing detent.

The lathe would be good, but how do you make a rectangular slot in the face of a disk, with an interrupted cut? I can’t even guess what kind of tool I’d use. I suppose I could make a rectangular tool from cobalt steel and push it directly into the disk, but I have never seen that done in a video.

I may go ahead and fire up the mill with a cobalt cutter and see what happens. A total disaster will cost me about two bucks.

Mounting the rotary table on the mill reminded me that I need a second rotary table. Mine weighs something like 120 pounds with the chuck installed, so in order to get it on and off the mill without risk of dropping it or chipping the mill, I take the chuck off every time. This means a tedious procedure of dialing in the chuck, whenever I want to use the rotab. I have been planning to get a 4″ rotab and mount it in my vise when I need it. This should kill about 95% of the 10″-table moves.

Finding the right rotab is not easy. Little Machine Shop sells a nice one with dividing plates and a chuck and a tailstock for $300. I can get a Vertex with nothing on it for $139. Then there is Lathemaster. But I don’t know what the specs on the Lathemaster product are.

It looks like Phase II has the best specs in the Chaiwanese market.

Some of these things are hard to mount, because you can’t just use your usual studs and nuts. That’s a consideration. I am planning to put the table on a piece of aluminum and put it in my vise, but sometimes (probably), I’ll want it on the mill table surface.

I guess I’ll figure it out.

Someone asked for a link to a Youtube about upgrading the Hornady Lock-N-Load press to the EZ-Ject system. Here you go.

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Renaissance Potential Right-Wing Terrorist Cult Loony

May 12th, 2010

What are YOU Doing Today?

Sometimes I have a fleeting realization of how weird I am. I am having one today.

I got up and wrote a long blog entry about how the Holy Spirit tells me stuff when I’m visiting museums. Then I realized I had to install an EZ-Ject kit on my Hornady Lock-N-Load ammunition press and see if I could machine the shell plates to make them work with it. I got started in the garage, and then I remembered I also had to freeze a gallon of pizza sauce and try a dough experiment. The dough was especially important. I have an idea for easy croissant-like rolls, and I have to test the recipe.

I got on Youtube, found a video of someone explaining the press upgrade (the way Hornady should have in its instructions). Then I made a big pile of dough, turned it into rolls, and put them on a pan to rise. Now I have to go to the garage and do my repairs and machining while the dough rises.

Who else has a life like this? I had to check four WordPress categories for this one post.

I’m considering writing a cookbook for my church. Not for publication. Just to help people who work in the kitchen. If these rolls work, they’ll be in the book.

I forgot to put chocolate inside them. I better fix that before they get too warm to handle.

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DC Adventure, Part II

May 12th, 2010

Raiders of the Found Ark

I am going to try to cover more of my DC trip. I had too much to do yesterday. I had to go to church to test Grande 50/50 Italian Blend cheese (unsuccessfully), and then I had to drive a VIP to church from his hotel on the beach. After that, I served as an armorbearer at the Tuesday night service, and then we had a meeting, putting volunteers together for next week’s conference.

You could say I was busy.

Here is the verdict on Grande 50/50. It has too much of the funk of provolone, without enough of the sourness of good mozzarella. I can’t use it. Distressing.

It helped me understand how unlikely and remarkable my recipe is. The combination of cheeses I use seems to be impossible to imitate. Wonder who put the idea in my head.

Where did I leave you last time? It looks like Mike and I had attended the National Day of Prayer, and we were on our way out of the Cannon office building.

The nature of the event surprised me. It was very clear that the room was full of Bible-believing Christians. My best guess is that a big portion were charismatics. From what I hear of non-charismatic churches, I have deduced that any person who waves a hand or raises both hands during prayer or a religious speech is probably charismatic. I saw some of that at the National Day of Prayer, so my best guess is that charismatics were represented to a disproportionate degree.

The speakers did not come across as charismatic. They had a Catholic priest and a Southern Baptist congressman (Lincoln Davis, from Tennessee), and of course, Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein spoke. Franklin Graham was the main speaker, and his message seemed pretty dry and works-based, leading me to figure him for a non-charismatic. Still, in the crowd, I saw hands.

If I recall correctly, speakers were allowed to pray in Jesus’s name.

I felt that many of the people in the crowd were sincere believers with personal relationships with God, and I suspected that God had drawn them to the Cannon building on this special day for a very important purpose. I suppose this may be why I ended up there. My prayer life has been going great guns.

Prayer is not a joke; it is infinitely more powerful than direct action. Elijah’s prayer prevented rain from falling in Israel for three years. Abraham’s prayer preserved two entire cities until the righteous could leave. Moses’s prayer saved the Jewish people from instant mass execution. If God drew powerful prayer warriors to Washington last week, even if there were only a few dozen of them–even if only one had shown up–it would be a very big deal for our nation.

We affirmed God’s place in America’s affairs, and we prayed that God would cause our leaders to rule in righteousness and faith. We were reminded that every Christian has an obligation to pray for his secular leaders. We prayed for God to guide America. Who knows what results the prayers will bring? I know this: God didn’t drag all of us up there to pray so he could ignore us.

After the event, Mike and I found a Five Guys, and then we made our way to the National Holocaust Memorial, to rejoin the group. I was disgusted to see Jimmy Carter’s name under an inscription by the door. All I can say is, “Remember Haman.” I’ll bet the people at the Memorial wish they could get some patching compound and fill in the letters and paint over that whole section of the wall.

Inside the building, we were taken to a special classroom. Each of us was given an “ID” booklet, with the photo of a Holocaust victim inside it, along with some information about that person’s life. My victim was a survivor. I don’t know about the others.

Archivist Stephen Mize came out and gave us a wonderful illustrated lecture about James G. McDonald, an academic and League of Nations official who tried to avert the Holocaust in the decade before World War Two. I wish I could recall all the details of the intricate “coincidence”-filled story that led to the recovery of McDonald’s voluminous diary; it’s one of those tales that has God’s fingerprints all over it.

McDonald was an American of partial German extraction. He was six feet seven inches tall, blond-haired, and blue-eyed. He spoke fluent aristocratic German, which he learned from his German mother. He looked like the very goal of Hitler’s perverted eugenics program. Oddly, he was chosen by God to meet with political and religious dignitaries all over the globe, to try to motivate them to provide the chosen with a way out of Europe.

McDonald met with the future Pope. He met with Hitler himself. Hitler sent him on a tour of Dachau, thinking McDonald would be impressed by the “medical research” the Nazis were conducting to “improve” mankind. McDonald became ill as he witnessed the atrocities. Hitler told him he would gladly release the Jews to other countries, including the United States.

That surprised me. I knew we turned Jews away, but I did not know Hitler had offered to give the entire Jewish population its freedom. If that is true, who is really to blame for the Holocaust? It’s as though Hitler were Pontius Pilate, and we refused his offer to let the innocent go free.

In negligence law, there is a doctrine called “last clear chance.” If you lie down drunk in the street, you are negligent. If I see you and somehow manage to back over you anyway, I am liable in spite of your negligence, because I had the last clear chance to prevent the harm. Similarly, it seems to me that the nations who refused to admit Jews had the last clear chance to help, and they are very nearly as guilty as Germany and Austria.

Mize said the Dominican Republic was the only nation that accepted Hitler’s offer. They admitted a hundred thousand Jews, for political reasons. The government wanted to “whiten up” the population.

As most Christians know, God has made numerous promises to bless those who are good to the Jews. Here is another familiar fact: the Dominican Republic occupies the green and relatively prosperous side of the island of Hispaniola. Haiti, where voodoo (demon worship and necromancy) is the national religion, occupies the other side. If you go to Google Earth and look at Hispaniola as seen from space, you will see that the DR looks pretty good, while Haiti is a brown and lifeless mess. The division is clear enough to permit you to identify the border fairly well just from the color change. The Dominicans may have had a bad motive when they invited the Jews, but they still did a good thing, and it appears that God noticed.

The Memorial’s staff has worked up some books on McDonald. I don’t know if they’re available yet. I think Mize said one would be coming out in a month or two. Well worth buying.

It was distressing to hear that McDonald had gotten nowhere with the Catholic Church. He went to the Vatican’s Cardinal Secretary of State–the Rahm Emanuel of the Vatican, you might say–and asked for Vatican visas to get Jews from the Saar region to safety. That was all he asked for. No money, no land, no trains, no ships. Just visas. The cardinal said he would take it up with the Pope. Nothing happened. Mize showed us a photo of him, as a cardinal, signing a 1933 agreement with the Nazis, intended to preserve Catholicism within Germany. It makes you wonder what was on his mind when he chose not to help the Saar Jews.

You can see that photograph here, on Wikipedia’s Reichskonkordat page. “Reichskonkordat” is the name of the agreement.

The Vatican eventually provided assistance, but only after McDonald promised that prominent American Jews would apply pressure to get Washington to work to protect church property in Mexico.

The lesson I took away from the lecture is that guilt for the Shoah is much more widespread than I realized.

The Memorial was moving, naturally. You can’t look at piles of decaying razors and shoes and eyeglasses or watch films of naked, emaciated corpses sliding into ditches without marveling at the permissible magnitude of the depth of human suffering. The shoes came near the end of the exibits, which are structured so you have to see them in a certain order. There were two areas filled with them, to either side of the walkway. The smell of the old leather was unavoidable. There was even a photograph of an enormous pile of human hair taken from murdered prisoners. Originally, the Memorial’s creators intended to have the actual hair on display, but survivors and their families objected. They did not want to wonder, as they looked at the pile, whether they were looking at hair taken from their own relatives.

Every time I saw a shoe or a pair of glasses or a kitchen utensil or a limp, naked body in a pile of corpses, I understood that God had an intimate knowledge of what I was seeing. He knew each body’s name, and that person’s thoughts, and their relatives and accomplishments. He knew their suffering. He knew who every item belonged to, and he knew where they were that day, whether on earth or in the afterlife. None of these people have ceased to exist. They still live, somewhere.

I remember looking at a kitchen strainer a Jew had left behind, and I knew God remembered every meal it was used to prepare. He knew who sat around the table every time, and he knew their fates. To the human eye, a pile of eyeglasses is just a pile, but to God, there is no such thing as a pile. He does not have to use that kind of cognitive shorthand. He knows every item in a pile for what it is, what it has been, and what it will be, at every instant of its existence.

I had a couple of odd experiences at the Memorial. On the way in, we were all in reasonably good spirits. We were enjoying meeting new people and talking about our time in Washington. As we entered the building and moved toward the elevators that would take us to the exhibits, however, I felt waves of grief pouring over me. I don’t think the grief originated inside me. It seemed to arise independently, with no obvious trigger. My suspicion is that what I felt was not my grief, but the grief of the Holy Spirit.

Later, I saw what proved to be the most disturbing item in the Memorial. It was a glass case full of desecrated and separated Torah scrolls. I could not believe Jews would permit it to be put on display. There are rules about the disposition of damaged scrolls. As I leaned over the edge of the case and looked at the Hebrew letters, I felt outrage rise up inside me, over the sheer profanity of the desecration and the unspeakable human pride that drove it. I felt I was looking at the very essence of sin. A symbolic depiction of the error Lucifer committed before the creation of the world, and the error Adam and Eve committed in the garden. The error of the first couple is the primary reason for war and suffering, so it makes sense to put these scrolls on display at a Holocaust memorial, which reminds humanity of the direst repercussions of rebellion, and that the repercussions may not even spare those who are most precious to God.

Here was God’s word–his undeserved, redeeming gift, which Jews traditionally revere and protect for the good of the human race–torn and scattered by the smelly paws of unlettered humans who were barely better than apes. In this parchment, I saw the Flood, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, the Tribulation, and perhaps even the Shoah itself. I saw provocation in its most extreme and vile and culpable form. I wondered how God restrains himself.

I stared at the letters and wondered which scriptures I was looking at. I understood nothing. I did not know which books I was looking at. That was fitting. The people who destroyed these books were blind to their meaning, too. Blinder than I.

I couldn’t stay by the exhibit and look at it for very long. I felt an intense, oppressive sensation when I looked. I had to walk away and come back.

Again, I don’t think the emotion or the thoughts came from me. In my own right, I am sure I would have been more upset by the concentration camp footage.

Near the parchment, there was a desecrated ark. This is a cabinet in which a Torah scroll is stored. Only the outer frame–like a doorway–was there. There was Hebrew lettering across the top, obscured by axe marks. This was the part of the cabinet on which the Jew-hater’s rage had been focused. It is extremely unlikely that he understood the letters.

The meaning of the Hebrew was “Know before whom you stand.” It is hard to think of a greater irony.

What have the Jews been, throughout history, if not God’s ark? They are the shelter in which the Torah has been preserved, and when you oppose them in hatred, whom do you really oppose? Before whom do you stand?

To Christians, the Jewish Messiah was the living ark, and through him, by the baptism of the Holy Spirit and the sanctification of tongues, each of us becomes an ark, with God’s law written on our hearts, just as the Commandments are stored on tablets in the original Ark of the Covenant. This is part of the symbolic significance of the Ark and its contents.

It occurred to me that it was ironic that the Torah was written on the skins of sheep. Maybe that’s because observance of the law, under the old covenant, is somehow external, like letters on one’s skin, compared to the indwelling of the Spirit experienced by new-covenant believers. What animal did Jesus compare us to, over and over?

I know now that the Torah is generally written on the skins of cattle, but that makes sense to me, too. When the Word is external to you, your relationship with God can be a little like the relationship a beast of burden has with its owner. The willingness to serve is there, but the understanding and the heartfelt sense of unity may not be. I have been told that, to Jews, obedience is more important than the state of mind in which you obey. Christianity is somewhat different, to put it mildly.

That’s all I have for now.

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I guess I have a little more. After writing that, I wondered if ancient Torah scrolls were written on cowhide or sheepskin, since sheep were much more common in the ancient world. I Googled a little. It looks like sheepskin and goatskin used to be the standard materials, so maybe I really was hearing from God when I thought about the symbolic significance of sheepskin.

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According to the Orthodox Union, “Torah scrolls and mezuzot are generally written on sheepskin parchment.”

And they also have some lamb recipes!

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DC Adventure, Part I

May 10th, 2010

The Unlikeliest Pilgrim Speaks

I just got back from church. I was invited to the Monday morning staff chapel at ten a.m. On the way out, I checked the kitchen to see what kind of shape I would be in the next time I wanted to make pizza. While I was there, I got drafted to cook. I produced four pizzas and three dozen garlic rolls, and I ended up leaving at 2:30!

That place has a gravity well. You have to be careful about getting close to it.

I don’t know what to do about recording all the experiences I had when I was in Washington last week. They started weeks before I made the trip, which makes the problem even worse. I have too much material to deal with. God has been driving me crazy.

For weeks, I’ve been asking God to be bold and obvious in my life. It looks like he was listening. I am overwhelmed by the constant flow of remarkable events.

Let’s see.

In 2007 (I think), I got involved with the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, an organization which funnels money to needy Jews and which provides aid in Israel. Virtually all of the money comes from Christians. Last year, the local field rep–Linda–called me and asked me to meet with her, and I went. Reluctantly.

It turned out she was a committed Christian who shared many of my beliefs and interests. We became friends. Last year she invited me to visit a Messianic synagogue in Boca, and I went. Since then, I have been trying to get my church involved with the IFCJ, and I have been trying to get people from my church–starting with my prayer group–to visit the synagogue.

We tried to set dates, but people kept cancelling. Finally, we managed to work it out. The leader of my prayer group–John–is the volunteer leader for my church (over 700 volunteers), and all of the guys who went to the synagogue are volunteers.

At the service, the congregation was singing about the jubilee. This is a special year observed by the ancient Jews. After seven weeks of years, on the fiftieth year, they cancelled debts and so on. Here is a passage from Leviticus 25:

And you shall number seven sabbaths of years to you, seven times seven years; and the space of the seven sabbaths of years shall be to you forty and nine years. Then shall you cause the trumpet of the jubilee to sound on the tenth day of the seventh month, in the day of atonement shall you make the trumpet sound throughout all your land. And you shall hallow the fiftieth year, and proclaim liberty throughout all the land to all the inhabitants thereof: it shall be a jubilee to you; and you shall return every man to his possession, and you shall return every man to his family. A jubilee shall that fiftieth year be to you: you shall not sow, neither reap that which grows of itself in it, nor gather the grapes in it of your vine undressed. For it is the jubilee; it shall be holy to you: you shall eat the increase thereof out of the field.

In the year of this jubilee you shall return every man to his possession. And if you sell ought to your neighbor, or buy ought of your neighbor’s hand, you shall not oppress one another: According to the number of years after the jubilee you shall buy of your neighbor, and according to the number of years of the fruits he shall sell to you: According to the multitude of years you shall increase the price thereof, and according to the fewness of years you shall diminish the price of it: for according to the number of the years of the fruits does he sell to you. You shall not therefore oppress one another; but you shall fear your God: for I am the LORD your God.

After the singing, the rabbi referred to Jesus (“Yeshua”) as “our jubilee.” And when the teaching began–the subject was the baptism with the Holy Spirit–guess what part of the Bible we heard? Look:

“The Spirit of Adonai is upon me;
therefore he has anointed me
to announce Good News to the poor;
he has sent me to proclaim freedom for the imprisoned
and renewed sight for the blind,
to release those who have been crushed,
to proclaim a year of the favor of Adonai.”
Luke 4:18-19; CJB

Jesus is the speaker. He is reading from Isaiah, in the synagogue at Nazareth. I don’t recall which translation the rabbi used, but the phrase I recall hearing is “the year of God’s favor.”

I knew, without knowing, that “the year of God’s favor” was yet another reference to the jubilee.

As I listened, I took out my driver’s license and showed it to John and to Jo-el, another friend who was sitting to my right. Why would I do that? Because I wanted them to know it was my birthday. My 49th birthday. The first day of my fiftieth year. The year of jubilee.

Coincidence, right?

Remember this: “And you shall hallow the fiftieth year, and proclaim liberty throughout all the land to all the inhabitants thereof: it shall be a jubilee to you; and you shall return every man to his possession, and you shall return every man to his family.” I feel that I am experiencing a time of intense restoration. Things that were taken from me and my family are being returned. Telling this story disrupts the chronology of this blog entry, but I don’t see any way to avoid it.

A week or two before the service, fellow blogger Richard from It Baffles Science sent me a startling email, recounting his testimony. I wrote about it here. God is repairing his marriage and leading him out of his destructive habits. He is doing shocking things as he works to bring Richard and his family into the safety of obedience and faith. I was so amazed, I forwarded the email to three Christians. One was Linda. In her response, she asked if I was free to go to DC in May.

I called her, and she told me the IFCJ had some seats at the National Day of Prayer, and they were inviting some donors. There was also going to be a tour of the Holocaust Memorial, a dinner with Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein (founder of the IFCJ), and an invitation to the Ninth Annual Solidarity Event at the Israeli Embassy, where we would hear the ambassador speak to a small group!

I had no idea what the Naitonal Day of Prayer was, and I didn’t really want to spend money and go to Washington, but the invitation sounded like God’s favor to me, so I agreed. I figured there had to be a purpose.

I was not happy about spending money for airline tickets, but I got online and started looking. Fares were really cheap. And when I mentioned the trip to my dad, he suggested giving me the tickets for my birthday. Crazy.

Guess who happens to live in DC? Mike. I gave him a call, and he said he would be available during the week I would be in DC. He offered free lodging (that part didn’t pan out), and of course, he would run me around and find stuff for us to do. I let Linda know, and she got him invitations to the events! He has never had anything to do with the IFCJ. If you don’t think God does weird, obvious things to people, this should prove you’re wrong.

I’ve been trying to get Mike to try an Assemblies of God church near his home. I don’t know much about churches up there, but I found one with a nice website. Trinity Assembly of God, in Lanham, Maryland. Just happens to have the same name as my church. Mike and I made plans to visit Trinity on Sunday. The events took place on Thursday and Friday.

The night before the trip, I decided to dust off my MP3 player and put some more music in it for the flight. I added several albums and some Christian teaching (Perry Stone), but when I tried to add the last recordings, a Ricky Skaggs two-CD set, I found that the disks were missing. I had no idea where they were. I gave up and went to bed.

It was a little odd that I was trying to add Ricky Skaggs. I rarely listen to him, but on that night, I felt like it was time to rip his CDs.

I dreaded the flight. I hate the screening process, and I don’t like airline seats much, because they’re built for pear-shaped people with all their weight in their rear ends. But at the airport, there was no line when I checked in, the screening process was quick and painless, and I had the odd sensation that I was floating as I walked to the gate. Everything around me seemed clean and bright. When I took my seat, I found I had a whole row to myself. The trip was a breeze. The airport in Baltimore was another great surprise. It was quiet and clean, and it seemed almost empty. I had no delays at all.

Mike and I fiddled around all afternoon. We went to a Salvation Army thrift store to check out their cast iron cookware inventory, we visited his son’s school, and we tried Rita’s Italian Ice. This is a chain that sells gourmet ice and soft-serve ice cream. I couldn’t believe how good it was. I had a gelati made with strawberry custard ice cream and wild black cherry ice. At Rita’s, “gelati” means ice cream on the top and bottom, with ice in the middle. I fell in love immediately. I think we had Rita’s four times before I went home.

The next morning, at nine a.m., I was inside the Cannon Office Building on Capitol Hill. This is where they held the DC event for the National Day of Prayer. I would say the room held three hundred people. It was about fifty feet by a hundred, by my guess. The cable networks were there. Michele Bachmann was seated about ten feet away, in the row in front of me. I didn’t recognize all the Senators and Congressmen who were there, but I know there were at least two. And here I was. The nearly nonexistent guy with the tool blog.

I wish I could recall everyone who spoke. James Dobson and his wife were running the show. Gary Bauer was there. We heard from a Navy admiral and an army chaplain. The Cactus Cuties sang the national anthem and God Bless America. The main speaker was Franklin Graham, the son of Billy Graham.

They also had male musical performers. Early on, I had noticed an old hippie up front. He had long silver hair. At first, I had no idea who he was. I had him figured for an official from a liberal church. But I eventually realized I was wrong, because one of the speakers introduced RICKY SKAGGS, and the hippie got up on stage with his Martin guitar. Ricky’s curly red hair and his famous moustache are long gone!

I felt like grabbing him and telling him the story of the MP3 player and the missing disks, but I didn’t want to be tased and waterboarded so early in the day.

I’m pooped. More later.

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Alive

May 7th, 2010

Warming up the Old Commodore 64

I am in DC (or near it), using my creaky laptop. I am not able to check email, because there is something going on with my hosting company.

DC turned out to be much nicer than I remembered. Maybe it’s because most of the time I’ve spent there on this visit was during the daytime. Anyway, it has been about as scary as Disney World.

No, not that scary. Disney World is almost as scary as clowns.

I have been running around constantly since I got here. This afternoon I finally got some time to lie on my hotel bed, pray, read the Bible, and rest. Mike and I will probably be having dinner with friends of his a little later on.

I wish there was a camera crew filming me. The favor God has shown me has been beyond belief.

Aaron, if you’re reading this, I tried to text you from the Israeli embassy today.

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Suddenly, Miami is a Nice Place to Live

May 4th, 2010

DC Looms Before Me

Tomorrow I fly to DC. On Thursday and Friday, I’ll attend the National Day of Prayer and a dinner with Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein, founder of the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews. On Friday, I’ll be at a breakfast at the Israeli Embassy, and then I’ll tour the Holocaust Museum.

It’s an honor to be invited. Still, I wish they could hold these events somewhere else. Washington, DC is a hotbed of violent crime, and the Second Amendment does not exist there, and I won’t be able to carry a gun. The hotel where I’ll be staying sounds borderline dangerous. The events should be wonderful, but the city takes a lot of the shine off the trip.

Maybe they should meet in the IFCJ’s hometown instead. But wait. That’s CHICAGO. Arghh. Suddenly DC doesn’t look all that bad.

Here’s the main reason I decided to go: I want to walk by faith. This is one of those improbable opportunities God drops on people, and I want to stay in the flow of God’s will, so I accepted the invitation. I know there is a reason for it, and good things will result from my obedience. I hope that doesn’t sound ungracious. I’m extremely enthusiastic about the events. But how can anyone get excited about DC? It’s like visiting Fallujah. They should call it East Detroit.

Boy, that gun control works wonders, doesn’t it? Look how safe DC and Chicago are. I almost wish I were a gun-grabbing Congressman, so I would have heavily armed police, federal agents, and military personnel to take care of me.

I hope people will pray for my safety, and that I’ll accomplish whatever it is that God wants done.

I will not be afraid, though ten thousands of people set themselves against me, round about. Though an host should encamp about me, my heart shall not fear. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. No evil shall befall me, neither shall any plague come nigh my dwelling, for God shall give his angels charge over me, to keep me in all my ways. They shall bear me up in their hands, lest I dash my foot against a stone.

All the same, I wish I could take my Glock.

I am not a great fan of Miami, but the prospect of visiting DC helps me see the positive aspects of this place. I can carry a gun everywhere I go, including church. I am not very likely to need it. And I don’t have to spend much time in the decrepit heart of the city. This is not Tennessee or Texas, but it’s a huge step up from DC, New York, Chicago, LA, or any of the big eastern seaboard cities. Those places are like twenty years away from Soylent Green conditions. Detroit is already there. I think it’s where they filmed the outdoor shots for Battlefield Earth.

Safety is the only thing about the hotel that concerns me. I am not picky about accommodations. I’ll take ear plugs and decongestant spray, and those things should cover the most likely problems. I just want clean sheets and a temperature between 70 and 75 degrees, and I’ll be fine.

The food up there should be good. Miami is not a great restaurant town, and I cook better than any restaurant I know of, so I have no motivation to go out. DC has Indian and Ethiopian food, so I’m hoping to try a couple of places. I would love to have a big plate of beef or lamb bhuna and some terrifying appetizers. No one in Miami will use enough peppers; they’re abject cowards. Maybe the Indians in DC will take me seriously.

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Baby’s First Bath

May 3rd, 2010

I’ll Have the Bollinger

I just cleaned the LR-308.

I am not sure what to make of the experience.

On the one hand, the fit and finish, in and of themselves, made the experience a joy. My Smith & Wesson pistols are about as cute as the LR-308, but my other guns seem pretty clunky in comparison. The LR-308 fits together perfectly and has no flaws I can spot with the naked eye. Cleaning it is like giving a massage to a supermodel. Except that I will never know what it’s like to give a massage to a supermodel.

The design is impressive, too. This is my first AR-type rifle, so I’ve never taken one apart before. I love the way it comes apart without fuss. You never have to reach for a hammer, the way you might have to when stripping an Eastern-bloc rifle. The pins are tight, but the tightest one will come out if you shove it with a hex wrench. The main pins come out without tools of any kind.

Still, while the gun seems finely made, I am a little distressed by the knowledge required to lubricate it and put it back together. Lubricate this lightly. Lubricate that heavily. Make sure this part is turned this way when you put the gun together, because if it’s not, the gun will explode.

I am positive I remember the cam pin thing in the bolt going in at an angle 90° different from the angle at which I left it after reassembly, but I must be wrong. Hope nothing blows up.

With an AK, you can push and beat on things and make it go together in a hurry, while wearing mittens. To put the AR together, you really should have a quiet study, a big table, a nice lamp, a martini, and a good classical piano CD. I have to wonder how many soldiers have been shot while trying to put an M16 together quickly.

The AR seems like the kind of semi-auto James Bond would use. The AK is more for shrieking imbeciles eager to kill random infidels with as little training as possible.

I also cleaned the Vz 58, which took like 25% as long.

I need a trigger for the LR-308. Jim from Smoke on the Water suggests a McCormick trigger, about which I know nothing. He says it comes in double-stage and single-stange, curved or flat.

Great. Four options to think about. I don’t know why anyone would want a straight trigger. Seems like it would not hold onto the finger very well.

The Vz 58’s trigger is unbelievable, and as far as I can tell, it’s single-stage. I love it. I am inclined, on that basis, to go with something similar for the LR-308. But ten minutes after I install it, I know someone will email me and explain that I should have gotten double-stage.

I wonder what the Vz 58 would do, scoped. It’s not supposed to be all that accurate, but with a trigger like that, you can’t help but wonder. Scope mounts for this gun are pretty weird because of the way it ejects.

I’m pretty disappointed in my Boresnake. I ran it through the LR-308 before using patches, and I still got lots of blue when I started cleaning the gun conventionally. Lots of black, too. When I use the Boresnake on pistols, it leaves a mirror-polished surface in three swipes. But maybe that’s an illusion. Maybe I’m just polishing the copper residue.

I have realized I know nothing about cleaning guns. I thought the way to do it (pre-Boresnake) was to start with Hoppe’s and a wire brush, but the product directions I read today suggest a brush is only needed for a filthy, neglected gun. Does this mean a brush is too rough to use every time? I have also been informed that solvent eats brushes with copper in them.

It’s hard for me to believe that running a patch through a barrel one time does anything, but that’s what the literature seems to suggest. Use patch after patch, on a jag, and don’t change directions. I must have put 15 patches through the LR-308. Oddly, the Vz 58, after a hundred rounds of Wolf, was extremely clean except for the gas tube.

I don’t see why jags would work any better than a loopy thing (pardon the technical jargon). The loopy things I have are equipped with thick portions that would seem to do exactly what a jag does.

After I cleaned the Vz 58, I stuck it in the 35″ Bulldog bag I got from Classic Arms. I’m impressed. Very compact and easy to carry. I doubt the curved magazines will fit in the little outside pockets, but I haven’t checked. I can wrap them and put them in with the gun.

I still need a bag for the LR-308. It’s weird that DPMS sells sightless rifles in cases that won’t accommodate a scope, but that’s how it is. I guess I’m expected to buy some kind of mount that detaches when I go home.

The Radway ammunition I bought is attracting criticism RE accuracy. I’m wondering: should I go ahead and start reloading? I have a bunch of cases now, but it looks like this stuff is not reloadable without a lot of misery. Should I expect to be able to create sub-MOA ammunition with my limited skill set and microscopic attention span? I dunno.

Of course, the up side of the ammo criticism is that it implies that I’m not a terrible rifle shot. If the ammunition is quirky, maybe I’m not so bad. I do okay with the .17 HMR.

I’m going to get an elbow pad and something to go between me and the butt of the gun, so I can shoot more without getting sore. I still love the truck stop floor mats, though. What a bargain. And they keep your guns off the scratchy range benches.

I’m glad I got the LR-308. Now all I need is an AR15 in one of the Grendel-y calibers, and I’ll be ready for long days of zombie-shootin’ and Sicilian pizza, out on the front porch.

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New Rolls

May 3rd, 2010

Plus Gun Stuff

Yesterday was pretty weird. It was a blast, but the usual speed bumps popped up.

I made pizza and rolls at church, and we also served apple pie and brownies I had brought to an event the night before. So it was pretty much like going to a restaurant in which I was the chef.

We didn’t sell much pizza. Why? No can opener, and not enough helpers. We keep buying cheap can openers, and they don’t like #10 cans much. One broke last week, and someone was supposed to replace it with a commercial can opener, but that did not happen, and I didn’t know until it was time to make sauce. That cost me the whole first service.

I had to attend the third service, so I couldn’t make pizza, and there was no one else available except for my eleven-year-old assistant. I can’t turn him loose without supervision, so I closed up shop. We sold six pies and six dozen rolls.

I have a problem with the people out front selling the rolls too cheap. I had to go out and remind them that the flour costs money. You can’t sell four rolls for a dollar and survive. The price is fifty cents each or $2.50 for half a dozen. I don’t mind making rolls if it will generate a hundred bucks for the church, but I’m not going to fool with them if the net is five dollars.

The apple pies were wonderful. The cream cheese crust I came up with is a dream come true. It’s flaky, it tastes and smells great, and it’s fairly tough, so it won’t fall apart when you’re making or serving the pie. It’s not tough in the sense that it’s not tender. It just doesn’t break up at the wrong times.

It gave me a fantastic idea for rolls. I make chocolate and strawberry/cheesecake croissants, but they’re a pain to prepare. The pie crust is somewhat similar to a croissant, and it has an even better flavor. I decided to add yeast and turn it into rolls. They were incredible. Better than croissants. They aren’t quite as flaky, but the flavor is magnificent. And they’re easy to make. Make dough in a food processor, roll it out, make rolls, let them rise, bake.

As dinner rolls, these things have no equal of which I am aware. Add a little sugar, and you have the perfect substrate for something similar to a strawberry or chocolate croissant.

I believe God drops these ideas on me out of nowhere. The Sicilian pizza still freaks me out, and so do the garlic rolls. I am not going to take credit for this stuff. That is a sure way to cause problems.

It’s wonderful having trained chefs to talk to. I’m not used to that. We exchange ideas about food, and we’re all pretty excited about cooking.

One of the chefs–Ruthie–told me men made the best cooks. That was surprising, but I think she’s right. The best cooks I’ve known have been men. I think it’s because we’re more aggressive with the food. We’ll try absolutely anything. After all, I’m the guy who made a casserole filled with doughnuts. And how many women will design a smoke box for a smoker, cut out the parts with a grinder, and weld them together?

These days, a lot of women disdain any type of work associated with housekeeping, so I suppose many women would feel silly bragging about their cookies and brownies. Hillary Clinton sneered at women who make cookies; we all remember that. This self-destructive and perverse snobbery is probably one of the reasons most modern women don’t cook well.

It’s very sad that we have so little respect for good housekeepers and child-rearers, because their work is more important than breadwinning. Think about it: in fifty years, will anyone care about your raise or the great Powerpoint presentation you did? Of course not. Those things chiefly affect strangers who don’t care whether you live or die. But the things a wife and mother does have direct and lasting impact within the family. Her job is to prepare the next generation and to create an environment in which the other members of the family can thrive. And besides, the preparation of good food is an altruistic expression of love.

Even a salmon understands the importance of putting the next generation first. Come to think of it, my pastor talked about that yesterday. Shoveling money at your kids is fine, but it’s no substitute for hands-on, traditional parenting.

One of the women at church started telling me I should open a restaurant. I waved my hands at the food, and I said, “I HAVE a restaurant.” But I appreciated the compliment. I have considered opening a pizza joint, but it has occurred to me that a gun shop might be more practical, not to mention much less expensive.

There are very few gun shops around here, and most of them are no good. The prices are generally bad, and most shops have poor service. When a good shop opens up, people go. And it’s a much easier business to run than a restaurant. You don’t have to come in at 6 a.m. and put yeast in the guns so they can rise. You don’t have to wash the guns or carry out bags of smelly gun scraps at 11 p.m. There are no gun inspectors counting your cockroaches or forcing you to remodel in order to conform to unrealistic codes. You show up, sell stuff, do the paperwork, and go home. It’s a nine-to-five job. You buy for x dollars and sell for x plus a profit. It is not rocket science. And you don’t need two hundred thousand dollars’ worth of commercial cooking equipment that breaks down when you need it most. Nor do you need a big staff of skilled people. Any honest person with a fair knowledge of guns can work for you.

On top of that, we have Barack Obama. The greatest gun salesman in history. This man has literally made gun sellers rich. While he’s in office, you can’t lose!

Sign a lease, get a license, put thirty grand into inventory and renovations, and you’re a gun shop owner. That’s how it seems, anyway. If things go sour, sell the inventory and go home. You won’t be like the failed restaurateurs on Craigslist, begging people to buy their dreams for twenty cents on the dollar.

South Florida needs someone who sells reloading stuff. If you buy powders and primer over the Internet, you get royally dinged on the hazmat fees. A local place that made a respectable effort should do well. I use Accurate No.7 for my .38 Super, and trying to buy this well-known product in Miami is like trying to score plutonium.

This week, I’m going to DC to participate in the National Day of Prayer and some events sponsored by the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews. I’ll be visiting Mike. I am distressed that I’ll be in a crime-plagued city without a sidearm. I’ve gotten so used to the security of concealed carry that it bothers me to think I’ll be unarmed up there. I decided to stay at a hotel, and while I was looking for good ones, I kept reading reviews referring to bulletproof glass and scary parking lots. What a failure that city must be, as a place to live. The Detroit of the East Coast. I want to get in and out, fast. I would appreciate prayers for my safety.

I don’t like Miami much, but I thank God I live in a place where I am permitted to take care of myself. When I get out of here and move to more rural setting, I think it will feel like paradise. Nicer people, less traffic, same gun rights, more room…that would be nice.

I look forward to getting some good food in DC. Indian and maybe Ethiopian. Mike is scanning the horizon for opportunities.

I didn’t want to go (still don’t), but it seemed like God’s hand was in it, and it’s wonderful to be invited to these events.

This might be a good day for some experimental cooking. I would really like to finalize that roll recipe.

Gallery of stuff I cooked:

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Just Got Home

May 1st, 2010

Something From my Inbox

Prayer request from Heather:

Mom’s three month biopsy from last Friday has shown some growth in the cancer. We have to wait for the oncologist and the radiation oncologist to get together and come up with a plan of attack, they think it will be by next Thursday before we hear anything. I just keep begging the Lord to cleanse this cancer from her body. Paedric and I need her so much, as I know that this new baby girl will need her too.
I have to be at UK Hospital at 5:30 AM for delivery on Monday.
Please keep us in your prayers.

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Brownies Pie Pizza Orangutans Fruit Bats Breakfast Cereals

May 1st, 2010

First Shalt Thou Pull Out the Holy Pin

Having an incredible day. My prayer group met at Denny’s this morning, and as usual, God told each of us to say pretty much what the others needed to hear. Lots of “coincidences” and useful info.

Now I’m making food for my church’s cafe. I just stuck two trays of brownies in the oven. I’m going to take them to church and put them in the walk-in cooler, and then I plan to make a couple of deep-dish pies. I wanted to do pie a la mode, but ice cream might be too hard for the cafe to handle.

I thought I was going to make chocolate chip cookies, but the pies are more exciting. May do some pizzas.

I’m also making some experimental faux croissant things from my weird cream cheese dough. I added sugar and yeast and increased the salt. The rolls are rising now. Or they’re not. We will find out soon enough.

I am wondering if my usual brownie-baking temperature of 400 is too high. Sometimes they’re a little brown around the edges. I’m trying 375, in a gross violation of one of my firmest rules: never change a recipe when you’re cooking for a group.

Hope my new chef helpers are there tonight. We will rock that joint to its foundation.

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My Career as a Varminter Begins

April 30th, 2010

I Can Hit Very Fat Prairie Dogs up to 20 Feet Away

I feel like I have been oil-wrestling leopards all day.

My DPMS .308 rifle arrived yesterday. I was not all that excited when I ordered it, but when it arrived, I got a little spastic, and I could not wait to shoot it. Today I took it to the range, with a 6-14x40mm scope borrowed from my .17 HMR rifle. I used Radway Green .308 surplus ammo, which is British and supposedly very good. I have two cans of this stuff. Classic Arms sells it.

The hours at the range are always a matter of mystery and conjecture. They change them all the time, and you never know if the sign is correct. Today I got there 45 minutes before the place opened, thinking it had been open for three hours. To kill time I drove to a nearby truck stop to see if they sold towels.

It could happen.

I wanted a towel because I had left mine at home. Ford Prefect would sneer at my foolishness. When I shoot big-bore rifles, the recoil tears up my right elbow, so I wanted something to put under it. They did not have towels, but they did have really nice carpeted mats for ten bucks. For FOUR.

How can you turn that down? Everyone can use four carpeted mats. Even if you don’t know it, you have uses for them. I bought them. They also advertised smoked alligator, but I didn’t see any, so I didn’t buy any.

They had a whole bunch of dried alligator heads. That was comforting, in an odd way. It reminded me of traveling with my family when I was a kid. We used to stop at horrible tourist restaurant/gift shops called Horne’s and Stuckey’s. They always had lots of dried alligators for sale. They probably sold live ones, too. I can’t remember. This was back in the time when you could buy dynamite at 7-11.

Eventually, I got into the range. And I opened my ammo can of surplus .308, and I tried taking a round out of one of the little four-round clumps that were chained together…and I could not do it. I knew this ammunition came chained up, but I figured you could just slip the rounds out. Oh, no. You have to suffer. Luckily I had a Victorinox multi-tool in my shooting box. I had to remove every round from the others with pliers. And they were covered with some kind of lube. By the end of the day, my hands felt like they had been chewed on by angry pigs.

On the advice of a DPMS guy, I picked up some jags and a proper cleaning kit, but I could not get the jag to work at the range. You’re not allowed to point a gun upward or downward at the range, so it can be hard, cleaning one. I finally decided to do this: wire brush with Break-Free, followed by the Boresnake. That’s the best I could do. It nearly killed me, doing that about thirty times today. If the gun explodes from improper breaking in, so be it. There is a limit to what a human being can do.

I put some Hoppe’s in it from time to time, but I don’t know if I achieved anything by doing that.

Here are the results. The first target is funny, which is why I’m posting it. I shot the first 25 rounds at 25 yards. You know how it is when you’re zeroing a scope. You don’t want to start too far away. As you can see, the bullets crept inward as I adjusted the scope, and they finally settled in a nice satisfying hole southwest of the center of the target.

I enjoyed that.

I moved the scope forward, because I still do not understand eye relief very well, and I moved to 100 yards. Here is the first target. I had to do the zeroing stuff all over again. Part of the error is due to me moving the scope knobs in my typical fearless fashion.

The results are not great. I still have a hard time finding the right place to put my eye, and as soon as I start to squeeze the trigger, the image of the target disappears. I’m getting better, but I think the scope is still too far back. I also had problems with my elbow. It got sore after the first 25 rounds, and it was really annoying. I started to anticipate the pain, and that was not good for my concentration.

I started doing better when I remembered that this gun had a pistol grip. When pistol shooting, I get better results when I squeeze hard with my fourth and fifth fingers. I tried that with the LR-308, and things improved a lot. There is a hole in the target which, I suspect, is where all the bullets would go if I were consistent. Maybe I’m expecting too much of this surplus ammunition, but I think most of the error is me, not the gun or ammunition.

The gun grouped better in the second 100-yard target, but a high percentage of the rounds in this photo are in the center ring, and I think that reflects my increased confidence in my shooting, which was the result of improving my grip. Maybe I’m wrong. It’s impossible to count the rounds accurately now.

The gun’s trigger is a horror straight from hell. It felt okay at first, but later, I almost found myself yanking on it to make it fire. Exasperating. It’s just like the trigger on my Desert Eagle, and that is a tremendous insult. If anyone wants to recommend a drop-in, I am all ears. And credit card. I can’t put up with this.

The other day I was amazed to see how nice the trigger on my Vz 58 was. It’s a dream come true. Even though I didn’t shoot the gun all that well, and I did not apply myself, the target shows that the bullet hits are related to each other. I sort of wandered around in a four-inch circle. I didn’t shoot random flyers I could not explain. Maybe the sweet trigger is the reason. I never have to vary the pull, and the gun always goes off exactly when I expect it to. With the LR-308, I can’t tell when I’m going to fire, and the pull is extremely inconsistent.

Things got better on the last target. By that time, I was fed up with separating surplus from sheet metal chain link things, and I was ready to leave.

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Wild Cream Cheese Pie Crust

April 29th, 2010

Easier Than Regular Pie Crust

Try this pie crust. It’s from a few years back. For some reason, I abandoned it.

INGREDIENTS

3 cups all-purpose flour
1 tbsp. salt
1 1/2 sticks butter
1 1/2 packages (12 oz.) cream cheese
1/2 cup sour cream

Make sure the dairy stuff is cold. Cut the cheese and butter in pieces (1/4″ slices of butter, cheese package cut in quarters). Dump everything in a food processor with a regular blade. Process until it forms a glob. Make sure it’s blended pretty well, and then stop. Roll on a floured counter (1/4″ thick). Make a pie with it! I’m doing 400 degrees, and it seems right.

This stuff is the flakiest pie crust I’ve ever seen. Super easy to handle, too. It’s like leather when it’s cold.

You could make cookies from this stuff. Put a glob of fruit in the middle and scatter turbinado sugar on the dough. Then bake. Should probably sweeten the dough, too.

May need more salt.

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This recipe originally had one other ingredient: 3/4 cup of lard. I forgot to put it in today, and it seems like the crust is better than it used to be.

Here is the pie. I have to wait for it to cool:

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This pie is incredible. Easier to make than a conventional crust, flakier, tastier, and it even slices better. Look!

I know what it needs. More sugar and a wash. Other than that, it’s ready for prime time.

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