UPS: Wily and Elusive

I’m playing hide-and-seek with UPS today. They brought me a Baldor motor with a broken conduit box, and the seller made a damage claim. According to the UPS site, it’s “out for delivery” today, which tells me they denied the claim. I’m trying to find the part locally. In the meantime, I’m hoping to catch UPS as they arrive, so I can go out and watch the delivery. The first time it was delivered, the driver dropped it. I don’t think he’ll do that with me standing on the porch.

I guess delivery drivers drop things on purpose, because the alternative is to bend over carrying heavy objects, and over a career, that would almost certainly cause back problems. Actually, the alternative is to take five extra seconds and use a handtruck. I’m being charitable here.

The other day I talked about how I preferred Fedex to UPS, but Fedex dropped something on my porch this morning. They must be unionized now. I can’t imagine any other reason why they would be so slack.

I wonder if there is any delivery service that doesn’t punt and toss packages. I’ll bet the post office doesn’t. They don’t have the energy to do things like that.

I emailed the local Baldor dealer 9 minutes ago, and they have already gotten back to me three times. Looks like I won’t have any trouble getting the part. Now, will the seller reimburse me?

I don’t want to sound ruthless, but the awesome threat of negative Ebay feedback is in play here.

Don’t Feel Left Out

What do you do on Mother’s Day if your mother has passed on?

Here’s a suggestion. Make a donation to Care-Net. They provide counseling, prenatal tests, material assistance, and other types of help to pregnant women in crisis.

Planned Parenthood puts the vast majority of its resources in minority neighborhoods, in a highly successful continuation of the genocidal policies of its twisted founder, Margaret Sanger. Planned Parenthood is the answer to unwanted children, provided you understand that the term “unwanted” refers mainly to the way Planned Parenthood’s overwhelmingly white supporters feel about minority babies. Thanks to them, 60% of black babies are killed before birth. It has proven much cheaper and more effective than lynching adults.

Care-Net is the Christian response. Aborting a baby is fast, cheap, and easy, and it takes no courage. Carrying it and raising it require guts and perseverance. Care-Net helps women stick it out.

I can’t go back in time and improve on the way I treated my mother, but thanks to charities like Care-Net, I can make some effort to acknowledge my debt, by helping other people’s mothers. If your mother, like mine, is no longer here for you to bless, maybe Care-Net can help you, too.

Tools Provided

I guess I’ve solved the 4-jaw chuck problem. I bought the Ebay Skinner chuck I mentioned yesterday. It’s expensive, but the cost is about the same as a Chinese chuck plus a Bison plate, and if I bought that combination, I’d have to do some machining to make it fit. I think. And in the end, it wouldn’t be as good. A new Bison with an L00 mount is about $660, and it’s not an American-made chuck like the one I got. Hopefully I did okay. I also got an 11″ faceplate with lots of slots. I guess I’ll need a drive dog. I think this will cover the basic tooling. Some day I guess I’ll need to be able to use collets and end mills, and I may need a taper attachment. But I think I have enough junk to make the lathe work.

I mean it will work once the motor is installed! Man, that’s frustrating. This week, UPS will be looking at the one that was shipped to me, to try to find a way to weasel out of paying for the broken conduit box. I was a fool to report the damage. For $35, I could have had a new box. I shouldn’t have to pay it, but sometimes the smart thing is to give up. I got a $750 motor for about 85% off. Another thirty-three bucks would not kill me.

I’m sure this is exactly what UPS is hoping customers will say after making their first damage claim. The point of the process, in all likelihood, is not to improve customer relations. It’s to punish customers for reporting damage, so they never do it again.

That’s probably the intended consequence, but here is what the actual result will be. I always use Fedex or the post office when I ship things. UPS’s damage policy has reinforced my preference.

I’ve had one problem with Fedex in all the times I’ve used them, and it was a minor one. I also had a damaged package. I don’t count that as a problem, because Fedex came to the door and took it back, and they brought a new package, and that was the end of it.

UPS has been unionized for a long time, and Fedex has a long, proud history of resisting unions. Maybe there’s a connection.

Church was pretty good last night. My sister wants a church where they talk more about ideas she considers advanced, but I find that I need plenty of help just mastering the fundamentals, so it doesn’t bother me at all when a sermon deals with basic things. I want a sturdy foundation before I worry about parapets and balconies. Maybe different people have different needs. I should also add that the old familiar sensation of God’s presence was there. At one point we were all standing, and I was trying to pray and so on, and the sensation became so strong, words stopped forming in my mind. I had to stop and feel it.

I had been feeling somewhat discouraged. I didn’t do much to promote the cookbook, because I changed so much during the time when it was rolling out, and while sales are not embarrassing, they are not what I hoped they would be. There were things in there that I wish I hadn’t written, so my drive to promote the book was not what it could have been. I have been looking for guidance about what I should do. I would like to use my writing in a positive way, but nothing has come to me so far. I don’t want to practice law; it’s a minefield of temptation. Lawyers spend half their time rationalizing their questionable actions, and when you’re surrounded by people who do that every day, you tend to absorb their mindset. I suppose I could do arbitration and mediation without sinking too deeply into the slime. I don’t want to wake up one day and realize I’ve turned into a parasitic fomenter of litigation.

Yesterday, the pastor and his wife talked about standing in faith. Holding on until you get what you’re supposed to. And although it was a simple message, it hit home. I needed to hear it. God promises us all sorts of stuff, but he also says you can’t expect to receive any of it unless you ask in faith and remain steadfast. I knew that already; I’ve had so many prayers answered after sticking to my guns, you would think it would be a habit by now.

I don’t have financial problems, and I don’t see much danger of problems any time soon. But I would like to be doing something productive. After the book came out and the promotion tapered off, I found myself without a project. Because of the things I heard last night in church, I won’t be worried about that any more. Something is going to happen.

In that vein (I guess it’s appropriate to use an anatomical term), Mish Weiss just had something happen. Her long-lost daughter insisted on donating bone marrow for a transplant. The procedure took place today. Mish is in very bad shape, which is normal under the circumstances. Over the next few weeks, the marrow will have to take root, so to speak, and grow in her body. I hope you’ll pray for Mish’s recovery, and that she will succeed in forming a strong and satisfying bond with God.

I think this may be her reward for carrying her daughter to term. It’s so much like the stories you see in the Bible. People planted seeds, and they came back to bless the world. Think of the births of Samuel, Jesus, John the Baptist, Moses, and Samson. My mother always told me that this was what the Bible meant when it said, “Cast your bread upon the water, for after many days ye shall find it again.”

Mike just called. He and his son are going to a church recommended to him by the pastor at my church. They’re walking in right now. That’s exciting. I’ve never gotten anyone else to go to church. I hope they find something they can hold onto and build on.

I am the Go-to Tool Guy

You’ll all be glad to know that I actually did something with my tools today. Val Prieto is getting ready for Miami’s Cuba Nostalgia convention, and he had a couple of broken welds on the steel frames he uses to make his booth. He brought them over, and he ground the crud off, and I welded the broken tabs back on.

His dad is a welder. He says he’s going to make fun of my welds. But Val is the one who ground them down after I was done, and let’s be honest. There is no such thing as bad welding. There is only bad grinding.

I’m still trying to get the lathe up and running. The new VFD will be here Monday, I guess. The new motor went back to UPS because of the broken conduit box. I can’t help thinking UPS might do better if they trained employees to stop throwing things. They really do that. The UPS guy in my neighborhood is very friendly, and I even showed him my Saiga 12 the other day, but from the sound the motor made when he delivered it, I would guess that he dropped it from waist height.

I remember ordering a hundred-plus-dollar Physics text (Morse & Feshbach) and eagerly waiting for it to arrive. On the day it came, I saw the UPS guy at my apartment complex dropping a box and then kicking it accidentally when he tried to pick it up. Naturally, my book was inside it. I don’t know how it survived.

I have to have a 4-jaw chuck. I don’t want to spend my life trying to find ways to cram stuff into a 3-jaw job. A guy on Ebay has an 8″ Skinner off an old South Bend, and the price is not bad. I saw some people on Practical Machinist claiming these chucks weren’t heavy-duty, because they’re hollow in back. I don’t know how much that matters. I don’t want to blow $250 on a piece of junk I’ll have to replace.

Chinese chucks cost the same amount of money, because you have to add back plates, and the back plate cost will get you up to $250, easily.

The Ebay guy also has a nice faceplate, but he’s selling it with a backplate I don’t want. Maybe I can get him to break them up. All of these items are new but old. They haven’t been used; they’ve been moldering in cabinets.

The milling machine search is going poorly. A dealer in Connecticut has some great-looking machines at what appear to be very good prices, but he is not answering my emails, so I’m about to give up on him. Maybe a spam filter is blocking me. A local outfit has a couple of machines for between $3000 and $4000, with DROs installed, but I’d have to go inspect them, and I have been fairly busy. Then there’s the restorer in Massachusetts who has great machines at very good prices. Problem: $1500 to ship. I’m so fed up I’m almost ready to scour the planet for cheaper shipping and just tell this guy to send me a machine. If I could get it down $500, I’d be willing to surrender.

I saw a neat idea for lathe milling. Some guy put an angle plate on his carriage and screwed his compound to it vertically. Then he added a small screwless vise mounted to the compound. Pretty slick, but by the time you get done, you’re out over a hundred bucks, and you can’t do very much milling.

I wonder if I could find a way to mount my tool post holder base on the compound so I could mill it. It’s too big. The work is very simple. Four straight cuts with an end mill would do it.

Someone suggested I take the old VFD apart and see if there is an obvious problem I can fix. It’s impossible to take apart, or so it seems. But I’m trying. It would be nice if I had a multimeter that worked, instead of a defective Fluke. I’ll never buy a Fluke meter again. Chinese stuff can’t be any worse, and it costs half as much.

Sooner or later I’ll machine something. Oh yes. It shall happen.

Never Trust an Internet Photo

A week or two ago, in my desperate search for affordable, functional underwear, I located a source of cheap Colombian drawers, and I bought a bunch. You can probably imagine how disturbingly flamboyant underwear made in Latin America can be. I bought the most boring style they had, although it turned out to be a bit fruitier than it looked on the website. This stuff is microfiber, which is the greatest possible fabric for the purpose, and from an engineering standpoint, it is absolutely perfect for the post-40 male who doesn’t want to end up like Saddam Hussein in that famous photo.

Maybe I made the wrong choice. The website, which I located via Google Shopping, is absolutely, unquestionably aimed at gays. In fact, after the underwear arrived, they sent me a catalog which I would have to classify as gay soft porn. Not the kind of thing you would want to see while sorting your mail over breakfast.

I had an argument about it with Moxie, who claims this stuff is lingerie. She said we should ask Sondra about it. I guess the famous thong photo makes her an authority on matters like this. I figured Sondra would be a true pal and tell me I was right, regardless of what the truth was, but no, she betrayed me without hesitation and said something about how a guy who wore things like those should be decorating her house.

And then she put the question to her readers. I’m so glad we managed to keep this confidential! I would be upset if more than two or three thousand close friends were in on the debate.

This has happened to me before, as longtime readers know. I bought underwear off a website, and when it arrived, it turned out to be a lot like a slingshot. I never knew what to do with those things. You can’t send them back, and you definitely can’t WEAR them. Except when you’re working out at home, in which case, they actually turn out to be highly functional, and hopefully, no one else ever sees them.

I’m trying to figure out how this happened to me again, and I have come to the tentative conclusion that gays just know more about how underwear works. They think about it more, so they do their best to get it right. The rest of us end up with inferior products, but that’s okay, because it beats having to listen to our friends’ amusing opinions about our foundation garments. Men are a little weird. We feel nervous about hugging each other, but most of us don’t even perceive the obvious gayness of making acerbic remarks about another man’s underwear when he undresses. I mean, come on. Why are you even looking at it? Stand down, Liberace. Find something else to giggle about. Zorro.

I plan to continue wearing this stuff until there is an intervention. Apart from the appearance, it is the most amazing underwear ever made, and given the nature of my life, no one will ever see it unless I’m in a car wreck. And if that happens, I am sure to get better treatment from the male nurses.

I wonder if I should email the Unico company and suggest they consider making underwear with heterosexual non-Hispanics in mind. Maybe they don’t even know their products are gay. When it comes to underwear, “gay” and “Hispanic-looking” are synonymous. When I was in college, a friend of mine worked in the ER at St. Luke’s Hospital in Manhattan, and he said they always looked forward to having male Puerto Ricans come in so they could have a good laugh at their extraordinary underwear.

Maybe I’ll eventually have a motorcycle accident and end up brightening some phlebotomist’s day.

In other news, someone on the Chaski forum has suggested I rip open my dead VFD and “repopulate” the circuit board. That term is new to me. I should have done this already, but I was really pooped and discouraged after talking to the Hitachi tech. His view was that these things are like disposable diapers. Once they go bad, you don’t try to make them work again. Of course, he has never paid for one.

I once bought a Pentium motherboard via the web, and when it arrived and I hooked it up, I shorted something against the inside of the computer case. I found a weird little fried item on the circuit board. Thinking it was a resistor, I tried to read the code, but it didn’t make any sense. I called Mouser Electronics, and we spent like half an hour on the phone trying to identify it. It turned out to be an inductor which looked like a resistor, and after all that effort, they made a sale which amounted to about twenty cents. Since then, I have always recommended Mouser Electronics to anyone who would listen. I put the inductor on the board, and the computer worked for another year or two. I should have thought about this when the VFD took a dump.

I think I know what’s going to happen. I’m going to open the box and see some big, really easy-to-replace component that has gone bad, and it will turn out I already have one just like it. Then the new VFD will arrive, and I’ll have to send it back and pay a restocking fee.

Here’s something which may actually be of use to you. Yesterday I fixed a canned ham, because I was getting tired of Costco chicken and discount Winn-Dixie pork chops. I used a modified version of a recipe from my book, and I know this will be good information for you to have, because most of you were too cheap to buy it. I have a recipe for a glazed hog stuffed with rice and bread-cube dressing, and I used the sauce with a ham, and it was fantastic.

INGREDIENTS

1 jug apricot nectar – probably two liters
3/4 cup quality Marsala
2 tsp. dry sage
2 cans pineapple rings
3 tbsp. butter
several squirts of Texas Pete
salt and pepper to taste

You can do this with a small ham, and it obviously doesn’t have to be canned, but that’s the right amount for a 5-pound ham a normal family might eat.

Put the nectar, Marsala, sage, butter, Texas Pete (or other hot sauce), salt, and pepper in a saucepan. Boil it until it’s thick. You might want to add the sage at the end.

Plop the ham in a baking dish. Score it in a criss-cross pattern if you want, to make it hold more sauce. Cover it with pineapple rings and throw the others in the dish. Pour the sauce over the ham and then pepper it. Bake according to the directions on the can, I guess. They usually have a suggestion. The ham I got said to go 1 1/2 hours at 325. I went more like two hours, and I cranked the heat up to 400 in the last half-hour to get some browning.

That’s about it. It’s amazing. I suppose you could put Maraschino cherries in the ring holes. Or you could try other fruit juices, like peach. Pork is pretty cooperative.

Buy the Best & Suffer Anyway

One wonderful thing about my VFD dying an ignominious death is that it taught me that my barely-used Fluke 16 multimeter was also dead. When I checked the garage voltage, the figure I got was 500. In the house, it was 250. I checked a 9-volt battery: 18.5 volts. See a pattern?

You could say it works, because all I have to do is divide the voltages by two. But who knows what else is wrong with it? And it did this once before and then returned to normal, which suggests I can’t rely on the double figures.

I called Fluke. They’ll give me a new Fluke 116…for $110. No warranty. Isn’t that lovely? They don’t repair these things.

Since I get charged either way, I’m considering going to Home Depot and getting an Ideal meter. I don’t know anything about Ideal meters, but they make great wire strippers. And they seem considerably cheaper than Fluke. If Flukes are this crappy, I see no reason to pay a premium. I got an Ideal for my dad’s boat, and it seemed just as nice as a Fluke.

Ebay has an Ideal 61-314 for $66. It can’t be any worse than this thing.

I’m so Glad I’m a Trusting Soul

I cannot believe this. I miswired my VFD and toasted it. I called Hitachi, and they explained that a VFD is just a big mysterious box, and that when it has a tummy ache, you have to throw it out and get another one, because nothing in there can be repaired by ordinary mortals.

I realize that this is mostly my fault, but I am still irritated with the guy who sold me the lathe. The first motor was 1-phase, contrary to contract. The second one was a mess. Rewiring to add the third one is what killed the VFD.

This man is like a disease that keeps recurring. I can’t believe how much aggravation and expense he has caused me, simply by shipping the wrong thing.

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Can anyone explain why my Fluke voltmeter reads AC voltages as twice as high as they really are? I studied the instructions, and I still get 500V in the garage and 250+ in the house. I know that’s wrong. Everything would be on fire. I made sure I had the range right.

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It is my sad duty to confirm something many people have long suspected. I am an idiot. Last night I realized the seller had nothing to do with this problem. It happened because I made a new cord for the VFD. I would have done that even if he had sent the right motor.

Heh. How about that?

Motor Troubles Continue, With Decreasing Severity

My new Baldor arrived, and danged if the conduit box isn’t shattered. I heard a thump when the UPS guy arrived. I guess I know what it was.

You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find this part. Baldor changes part numbers without notice, so you have to fumble around, calling and badgering people.

It broke cleanly into two big pot-metal pieces. They actually work, if you screw them to the motor. I wouldn’t have known it was broken had I not taken the box off.

We all know what the solution is. This is a job…for DUCT TAPE.

It will work fine until the new box arrives.

Right?

First things first.

Mish Weiss is feeling very weak because they are giving her increased radiation and chemotherapy, in preparation for her second bone marrow transplant. I wrote about this a few days ago. When Mish was in her teens, she gave a daughter up for adoption, and now that daughter insists on donating marrow. Please pray that Mish will be strengthened, and that the transplant will cure her leukemia.

I posted a prayer request about my cousin, who has been diagnosed with 4th-stage lung cancer. People wanted a name. I didn’t put it up at first, because I had concerns about revealing details of her life. But what I have written is pretty spare, so I guess it’s okay. Her name is Debbie. Thanks for helping. I need recommendations for soothing and uplifting Christian music to put in the MP3 player my sister and I bought for her.

I could use a little prayer myself. I have been having real trouble getting back to my routine of retiring and rising early, so I can give the first hour or so of the day to God. Things keep coming up, disrupting my schedule. Any help would be appreciated.

Some people say it doesn’t matter when you pray, but I think that’s wrong. The Bible is full of references to rising early, and the fifth psalm says, “My voice shalt thou hear in the morning, O Lord; in the morning will I direct my prayer unto thee and will look up.” The sixty-third psalm says, “O God, thou are my god. Early will I seek thee.” I think beginning the day with God is like prenatal care; it puts a good foundation under things. And it gives you a jump on your enemies. It’s a little like rolling up your car windows and locking your doors before you drive through a rough neighborhood.

This is an exciting day, by my peculiar standards. The new lathe motor should arrive soon, and I am just about ready to hook it up. The VFD is mounted on the lathe headstock. All I have to do is put the lathe in, attach the belt, and run some wires. It should run like a dream, with that shiny new Baldor.

On Monday I made a plate to hold the VFD, but I was not happy with it, because the paint I bought for it turned out to be so shiny you could actually mistake a painted surface for bare aluminum. I decided to get out my old standby: black truck bed paint. I used my bench grinder to fine-tune the plate so it would fit around the drum switch bracket on the back of the headstock, I scraped the paint away from the bolt holes to assure a good ground connection between the VFD and the lathe, and I sprayed it down. It looks okay, but I am wondering if I now have to worry about heat. The old paint was thin and conducted heat well. This new stuff is a layer of plastic, and the VFD heat sink is pressed right into it. Hopefully the fan and sink included with the VFD are sufficient. Otherwise I’m going to go get a piece of aluminum and make a new plate from that. It will conduct both heat and electricity, and it’s easy to work. I still have to attach conduit and so on, and that means drilling holes. Not fun, in a hard piece of sheet steel.

The old wiring was protected by some strange kind of smooth-surfaced flex conduit. I don’t know what it is. Maybe all plastic flex conduit looks like this. I never use it. How would I know? I don’t have anything like that, and I don’t want to buy a whole box just for this. I guess I’ll use the same metallic flex conduit I used for the compressor.

The lathe has a big push-button switch way down on one pillar (or whatever you call the two parts that make up the cabinet). I assume it’s supposed to be some sort of safety shutoff. It looks awful, and it doesn’t seem to do anything, and it’s in a bad spot. I think I’ll yank it and put it in the trash. I have an emergency disconnect on the wall already. I think the disconnect is probably useless. By the time you get to it, whatever will happen has happened. The VFD’s braking is probably a better answer. It’s too bad this machine has no mechanical brake.

I have been watching my Lathe Learnin’ DVDs. A day or two ago, I learned something interesting. You don’t always have to use a big 4-jaw chuck to get optimal accuracy. You can put a small 4-jaw chuck in your existing 3-jaw chuck. Pretty wild. I’m considering getting a relatively cheap 4-jaw chuck for this purpose. Even if I get a bigger one later, this would be very quick and easy, and it would probably hold 95% of the things I’ll want to work on.

I learned something good last night. You can use a milling machine to do layout. You ink your part, put it in your vise, and use edgefinders or whatever to get you situated. Then you use your DRO or handwheels to put marks where you need them. To make the marks, you put a drill chuck in the mill, and you insert a spring-loaded scribe. You lower the point to the work and move the table to make the scratches.

Clearly, this would justify me spending fifteen thousand dollars on a new Bridgeport.

Maybe not.

But it’s still neat.

The guy from Swarfrat says you can do layout on a PC, print it out, and glue the paper to your work using 3M somthing or other 77 spray adhesive. He says it will be accurate to within a thousandth. His videos are excellent. I feel guilty about renting them, even though it’s legal. I’m planning to buy some of his materials, to support what he does.

I have been trying to choose drill bits. Believe it or not, this is complicated. Apparently, there are about 115 bits in a complete 1/16″-1/2″ set. Some sets have 114 or 118, but 115 is the number I keep seeing. And you have to make a lot of choices.

First off, you have to choose the length. I think I’m going to get short screw machine (or “stub”) bits. They take up less room on your machines, and they’re rigid, and they are more than long enough for most jobs. But you can also get mechanic’s length (longer) or jobber length (longer still). What is a “jobber”? No idea.

Second, you have to choose the material. Cobalt is expensive, but it lasts longer than high speed steel, and you can cut harder stuff with it. You can sharpen it on a plain old grinder. But the gaps between the flutes are smaller, so it may not clear chips as well. High speed steel is cheap and good, but it will get dull quickly if you drill anything hard.

On top of that, there are different finishes. I bought some Hitachi bits coated with titanium nitride (TiN), and as far as I can tell, the finish is completely worthless. The drills dull almost instantly when used on hard metal. But others assure me that quality TiN-coated bits are more slippery than HSS, and that you can run them faster, and that TiN resists wear. I don’t see how it can resist wear once you’ve used the drill, because the finish comes off the tip in a hurry, and the tip is where the action is. But people pay for it, so there must be a reason for it. I wouldn’t buy it again. It may well be that my Hitachi bits are actually Chinese, so I would not judge TiN by their performance.

Third, there are different tip styles. You can get them in 118-degree or 135-degree styles, and you can get split points. I’ve seen photos of these, and I didn’t see anything that looked like a split, but okay, whatever. They’re supposed to walk less when you start holes.

Once you get past all that, you have to make a decision on how to sharpen them. The old-fashioned way is to use a grinder and a little gauge and eyeball them. I am trying to get out of the habit of doing things the hard way, so I considered getting a sharpening machine instead. The only one available at a price I am willing to pay is the Drill Doctor. Is it a good machine? It’s fantastic. Or it’s complete garbage. Everyone you ask tells a different story. Aargh. I guess the smart thing is to get a gauge and see what happens. I’ve sharpened drills in the past, but that was out of laziness and desperation, and I had no idea what I was doing. I don’t know if I want to keep doing it without a special tool.

Can you believe how hard it is to buy drill bits? I never imagined. And what if I need different lengths later on? I’ll have to repeat the entire expense.

I got a cobalt bit the other day, and I am really impressed. It seemed completely unintimidated by the steel plate I drilled. Maybe that just shows how sad my other bits are. I’m considering splurging on a set of US-made cobalt bits. Hard to decide. It’s about $100 for HSS and $300 for cobalt. Lots of money, either way.

The grinder is also a headache. It’s a wonderful machine; a 6″ Baldor that runs at 1800 RPM. But the wheels it came with are apparently intended to be a practical joke. They’re 36 and 60 grit, in silicon carbide. Not much good for anything other than shaping metal and sharpening coarse tools like hoes. I have to get aluminum oxide in 80 grit, and of course, most wheels fitting that description don’t fit my arbors. Enco’s wheel page says to use their “universal arbor adapter,” which is NOT IN THE CATALOG. However I’m pretty sure the items they sell under the heading “bushings” are actually adapters, so I’m buying one, as well as a wheel. A real man would turn an adapter in his lathe! Where are the real men when you need them?

I’ll need the grinder when I want to make HSS lathe tools. How do you do that? Well, you buy a $5000 milling machine and a face shield, remove the eye shields from your grinder, remove the highly risible tool supports, make a fancy-shmancy adjustable tool table that goes in front of the wheels (including an adjustable protractor), and you check the material you’re working, and you refer to a giant chart of appropriate angles, and you grind your tool. OR you stand in front of a bare grinder wheel and ram the blank into it, and you make every single angle either 10 or 15 degrees. The first method is the Rudy Kouhoupt method (from his DVD), and the second one is the Lathe Learnin’ method. The guy in the Lathe Learnin’ video says his tools work just fine for him. If he can get away with it, I guess I should try it, too. I really don’t want to turn this into precision machining if I don’t have to. I don’t want to turn the tool into the workpiece.

I think the more you study this stuff, the harder your life gets. If you just plug your machine in and get to work, you probably learn all the things you need to know reasonably fast, and I’m sure a lot of the things I’m learning have more to do with anal retention than practicality.

This is the story of my day so far.

No Motor, No Work

I feel like I’m stuck today. For reasons not worth going into, I may be farming out the work on the air conditioning hole in the garage, so I’m not installing the unit right now. And the motor for my lathe is still en route, so I’m not installing that. And since I can’t use the lathe, I’m not learning machining.

I guess I should get off my butt and rig the lathe up so it’s ready to run as soon as the motor arrives. But that would take character.

I made a nice support panel for the VFD yesterday. I had a strange piece of flat steel scrap on hand, so I cut it down with the plasma cutter and put some holes in it. There are two completely pointless bolts projecting from the back of the lathe headstock, plus an empty threaded hole, so I decided to use these to hold up the panel. I bought a nice cobalt 3/8″ drill bit and made a couple of holes for the large bolt, using Dykem and a carpenter’s square and a scribe in order to locate them. Unfortunately, I didn’t line the holes up quite as well as I could have, so the panel leans to the right by a few degrees. I also made four holes for the VFD itself.

I cleaned the panel off and painted it to match the lathe. Or so I thought. At the hardware store, I tried to find a nice flat grey spray enamel, and I found one with a likely looking color on the cap. When I used it, it turned out to be silvery. Oh well.

I can always make a new panel later. I have a lot of flat scrap. This would be much easier with a decent drilling machine, like a BRIDGEPORT. I think I’ll wait. Alternatively, I could open one of the holes up to let the panel swing into an upright position, and then I could make a third hole and put a bolt into the vacant headstock hole to line things up.

As it is, it will look a little funny, but it will work. The VFD will be at a very convenient height, and I’ll have the drum switch lever right below it, for forward and reverse.

I am greatly disappointed in the way the seller treated me, but the lathe’s moving parts appear to be in excellent shape, so once I have it running, it should give great service. I should not have had to buy a new motor, but I think I’m better off without the vari-speed drive I was expecting. The seller offered me a free headstock casting because of the two cast iron corners that are broken off of the old one, but my guess is that the breakage is due to a design flaw. After all, it happened in two nearly identical spots. I think a better answer is to make steel caps to fit over the gaps and run bolts through them into the casting. It will hide the damage, and I won’t have to worry about having this problem again. If it’s a design flaw, the new headstock could end up just like this one, so the aggravation of installing it would be wasted. Also, I wonder how easy it is to remove and reinstall a headstock. For all I know, there are critical measurements that have to be made, which I can’t make here at home.

Man, I wish that air conditioner was installed.

Match Made in Heaven

If you’ve been following Mish Weiss’s story, you know she had a daughter when she was a teenager. She made the right choice, letting her daughter live and giving her up for adoption. Recently, Mish found her.

Mish is in bad shape. Her leukemia is getting worse. But there is a glimmer of hope. There is a possibility that a bone marrow transplant will save her, and it turns out her daughter, Abby, is a match. Mish told her not to bother; she thought it would be a lot of pain for nothing. But this girl insisted. So on Sunday, Mish gets the transplant! There are no guarantees that it will work, but it’s a chance Mish would never have gotten, but for the existence of Abby.

How about that? Mish sacrificed to bring Abby into this world; now Abby is sacrificing to help Mish stay here. There is now way Mish could have known, all those years ago, that she was carrying someone who would return to save her. The only reward she expected was freedom from the sin of taking the life of her child.

Makes you wonder what miracles our abortion industry has prevented.

The Gloves are Off

I just read this unbelievable quotation in the Jerusalem Post, via Drudge:

Thwarting Iran’s nuclear program is conditional on progress in peace negotiations between Israel and the Palestinians, according to White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.

SINCE WHEN DID OPPOSING EVIL REQUIRE AN ADDITIONAL INCENTIVE?

Obama is so stupid and conceited he seriously believes the Iranians will bow to the synthetic Messiah. That’s the only explanation. That, and anti-Semitism. How can he not realize Iran is a threat to all humanity? Is he so determined to spite Israel that he’ll give Iran the tools to start a worldwide conflagration? Thank you, Jeremiah Wright. Job well done.

I have to ask it again: when will American Jews learn who their real friends are? When was the last time you heard a leftist pundit express concern about Israel’s security? It never happens. But conservatives voice their outrage every day!

Show Rahm what you think of him. Donate money to the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, in his name. They’ll use it to do things that would make him retch up his tofu.

It’s a pity they only accept dollars. I’d like to send thirty pieces of silver.

Don’t even try to tell me this disgraceful President is not the manifestation of a curse.

Help us Out

My third cousin has been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer. I would appreciate it if people who read this site would pray for her physical health and also for her mental health. I don’t want to go into details, but this is a truly delightful person whose life had been utterly blighted even before this diagnosis. I just wish God would give her a blessing what would somehow make her whole and constitute a redemption.

First, Saw the Garage in Half

I have a bunch of important (to me) jobs facing me, and I have to prioritize.

I have to put the lathe back together, with the VFD wired up and the new motor installed. I guess it’s pointless to think about that until the new motor arrives. The ancient replacement motor I received isn’t very good; I finally realized that my inability to get the pulley stack on correctly means the shaft is so marred, it’s not acceptable for use. I had this idea that it was normal to have to use a non-marring hammer to drive one of these things onto a shaft, and that reducing the misalignment was a matter of skill, but that’s clearly BS. It should go on straight, without all this grief. The seller sent me a lemon. I can’t get it straight, so if I use it, the belt will always rub on the outside of the pulleys during part of each turn, and the lathe will vibrate, and the belt will eventually snap. When the new motor arrives, I’ll lubricate the shaft and slide it in, and everything will work the way it’s supposed to. This is the difference between the right way and the Fred Sanford way.

I have to put my Saiga shotgun together. All of the improved parts except for the light have arrived.

Finally, I have to install my new cheapo Chinese garage air conditioner. I guess that should come first, because it will make all the other projects bearable.

I was all bummed out because I thought I was going to have to spend $900 on a split unit or $600 on a conventional wall unit, and I figured the $600 job would mean cutting a giant hole in the wall and maybe running a circuit. Then I stumbled on a my 18000-BTU floor-model beauty at Brandsmart, and I took it home for $137 including tax. I still have to cut a hole, but that isn’t nearly as upsetting now that I’m getting a bargain.

What a difference this will make in my ability to use tools. Ordinarily, in any month which is not part of the November-April string, working in the garage is pretty bad. Every time I tilt my head, sweat pours into my safety glasses and makes puddles inside the lenses, making it impossible to see. My shirt sticks to me and digs into my skin. If I wear a respirator, it gets soggy. Sweat falls on anything I work on. I run two fans, but they don’t work all that well, and they blow papers around and keep sawdust in the air.

Now I should be able to cool the garage down to a reasonable temperature and relax. And I found a replacement remote for ten bucks, shipped. Sweet.

Og and Jim Dunmyer seem to think it’s a bad idea for me to make my new VFD explode–where is their sense of adventure?–so I looked the manual over last night and figured out how to connect my drum switch to the logic inputs. This will allow me to use the drum switch to reverse the motor without blowing anything up. It won’t allow me to stop the motor with the switch. I’m pretty sure. Depends on what the VFD is programmed to do when both contacts are open.

One nice thing about this is that it means I can quit trying to find a way to make the drum switch reverse the motor directly, and I can avoid fooling with the 12-gauge wires I bought for the purpose. I’ll be able to use 18 gauge, which is tiny and cooperative.

I learned something interesting. The VFD is programmed to take 10 seconds to get the motor running. That’s the default, and it’s no good. I think I’ll change it to one second. That sure beats the hard start I used to get, but it’s still fast enough to be convenient.

I may need to put a big fat resistor in there somewhere to help the VFD brake the motor. The one Hitachi sells is insanely expensive, so I’m going to conspire with forum denizens and find something cheaper. As I understand it, a VFD with no added resistor will provide a certain amount of braking, but it’s not clear that it will do the job for this application, and I don’t want to put it under any strain.

I think someone told me he used a stove burner as a resistor. That would be good. I could turn metal and fry eggs at the same time.

It would be great to be able to do a little milling with this machine (or any machine), but I have no milling attachment. I thought I’d have to buy an old Clausing attachment, but it looks like there is an aftermarket job that will fit any compound. That should be much cheaper.

I am really nervous about sawing up the garage wall.

Because I live in Karl Goebbels Coral Gables, home of the world’s worst zoning Nazis, I want to pretty up the outside of the unit with those wraparound louver things, but I can’t find them on the web. Does anyone know what they’re called?

I better start measuring for the saw.

Be Sure to Sport a Bro

I have truly lost it. Today I went to a local discount store, and they had a floor model 18000 BTU wall air conditioner for sale for $128. I was not going to pass that up. It’s Chinese; I don’t care. An American wall unit will last at least five years, and a lot of them last twenty. I’m sure I can squeeze at least three years out of this baby. That’s a bargain, and anything beyond that, I consider gravy.

Now I have to bang a big hole in the garage wall.

I checked with an expert, and I’ve been told that a hole this size in a cinderblock wall requires no support whatsoever. Hooray for me. I can cut the hole, add pressure-treated wood held in place with tapcons, shove the unit in, and relax in the now-air-conditioned disco garage.

I can’t believe that price. I didn’t get a remote control or a manual with it, but for $128, I can get off my butt and push the buttons by hand. I didn’t get the little brackets that hold the unit up, but fabricating some should take about fifteen minutes.

It’s way bigger than I need, BTU-wise, but it’s very compact, so it will fit in a small hole. It has no heating cycle, but I don’t need one! Perfect for my needs. Online, I kept seeing 15,000-BTU units for almost $600, delivered. Forget THAT.

I just wish I had room for a pool table out there.