Let Them Eat Stale Prepackaged Cookies Made With Foul Vegetable Shortening

June 23rd, 2010

Cheesecake Rejection

I got a call from Mike yesterday. He has been on the road with his son, who is a hot football prospect. They were touring schools. I got on him about going to church, and he swears he is going to try. It can be very discouraging, trying to get people to attend. After a while, you feel like letting the issue drop and devoting your attention to something else. But I think he may get serious now that he has time.

While I was on the phone, we talked food. Here is the idea that hit me: pineapple upside-down cake made with banana nut bread. You make two cakes and put the pineapple stuff between them. Then on top…carrot cake icing.

Is that sick or what? I can’t wait to try it. It’s the most beautiful cake idea I’ve ever heard of. I think Mike levitated when I brought it up.

I’ve been having trouble baking for my church. They keep wasting the food I make. I baked three cheesecakes last week, and today I found out they weren’t putting them on display. I made raspberry sauce, and I bought red and yellow raspberries to scatter on the cake, and I guess it’s all ruined now.

I don’t want to be a pain, but I informed the pastor who runs the cafe that I don’t want to bake any more until I know they’re going to sell the food. It’s stupid to show up at two p.m. on a Saturday and bake for four hours when you know they’re going to throw the food out later.

In other news, I have been fiddling with music practice for two days now. Yesterday I installed Dunlop Straploks on my electric guitars. I don’t know why electric guitars come with such useless strap buttons, but my Blueshawk has a nasty dent in it, which it got on the day I learned I needed locking buttons. I don’t want that to happen again.

Why don’t they use steel eyes instead of buttons? It’s so obvious. Put a spring-loaded connector (like the one on a dog leash) at each end of the strap, put a fabric sleeve over it to prevent scratching, and you’re all set. The Dunlop things work, but the concept is incredibly stupid.

I researched amps. It looks like the best amp for practice is a tube amp with virtually no power. Like four watts. I have a 15-watt amp, and it’s tough to set the knobs so it sounds good but doesn’t blow me out of the house. Wish I had known this back when I got it. Vox makes a 4-watt practice amp which can be driven hard at power levels as low as 1/4 watt. Maybe some day I’ll try one.

The practice went way better than I expected. I picked things up surprisingly quickly. I’m devoting part of the time to studying the workings of the fretboard. I have a book called Fretboard Logic, and I’m doing the exercises. Maybe this will open the instrument up to me. In any case, I have to have some kind of music in my life, and guitar is convenient.

Guess I should get rid of the cornet.

7 Responses to “Let Them Eat Stale Prepackaged Cookies Made With Foul Vegetable Shortening”

  1. Chris Byrne Says:

    Personally, I like the Fender G-DEC as a practice amp. It’s a small amp, but it has most of a full rack systems amp modeling capability.

    This make it VERY versatile. You can get basically whatever sound you want out of it.

  2. Steve H. Says:

    What? Not a Les Baer or an Armalite?

  3. Virgil Says:

    I have a real Australian Eucalyptus Didgeridoo that’s pretty easy to play if you have strong lungs…and the low frequency notes keep the bugs and rodents away I think.

    Why notgive one a try…no Amp required.

  4. pbird Says:

    Denounce the cheesecake wasters!!!!

  5. JeffW Says:

    The Blueberry and Butterscotch-Caramel Cheesecakes I baked for the church picnic last Saturday were devoured in no time; I didn’t even get to try the Butterscotch one.
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    Of course, I placed them on the dessert table myself.
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    Maybe you could volunteer for the serving staff, for a time, to make sure it gets put out? At least until they see how fast this stuff will move.
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    If the cakes get a fair hearing, they’ll move.

  6. walt Says:

    What happened to the piano?

  7. walt Says:

    I have a Vox AD15VT, a “Valvetronix” amp. Nice, nice little amp with a 12AX7 tube. Great tone. I have a few Peavey amps also but the Vox is the perfect physical size and the tone(s) are awesome.