Get me Some Sour Cream and a Can of Pipe Dope
December 26th, 2009My Nose Hairs are Smoking
I think I killed my digestive tract. I’ll have to replace it with PVC.
The chicken curry was magnificent. I was actually able to taste it through the viral infection. I used three habanero gold peppers in 2 pounds of chicken, and it was perfect. Any hotter, and I would not have been able to eat it. Any milder, and it wouldn’t have gotten the job done. I needed something to scorch my sinuses and open up all the little holes in my head, and this stuff did it.
I wish I had some chicken fat to add to it. That would make it even better.
December 26th, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Prayin’
December 26th, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Good luck evacuating tomorrow!
December 27th, 2009 at 9:42 AM
I pity your toilet.
December 27th, 2009 at 1:12 PM
I love reading your description of the chicken curry. I pray that you soon get over the viral infection.
December 27th, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Bah! Flu shot! Indeed.
December 27th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
Hey, I’m glad I’m not going to get the flu in addition to this.
December 27th, 2009 at 8:48 PM
3 habaneros? Good grief. When did pain become a flavor?
December 27th, 2009 at 11:20 PM
Duck fat. That’s the ticket.
December 28th, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Dude, are you ok? Did you spontaniously combust? No post today, I hope you are feeling better. God Bless!
December 28th, 2009 at 9:01 PM
I’m much better, but my brain was fogged all day, so I didn’t get around to blogging.