One Step Closer to Jesusland

November 11th, 2009

Tires!

Here’s a snippet from an email from someone I know who travels around and meets a lot of Christians:

I’m north of Atlanta and I also met 4 ladies yesterday here in GA.
Again – Guns and God and preparation! And it’s not just talk now.
People are doing it. Amazing.

What on earth is going on? People aren’t conspiring to make this happen. It’s not deceitful, contrived, Obama-style Astroturfing perpetrated by professional liars. This is the real thing.

Yesterday my dad started talking seriously about moving north. A long time ago, I told him I was considering moving out of this seedy and unpleasant county, and he said he thought that was a great idea, so instead of looking for a relatively small place for me to buy, we started looking at a bigger place for him to buy. A compound! Now the plan is back on the table.

We’ll need razor wire. Motion sensors. Rottweilers. Soap cannons and deodorant mines to repel hippies. I have shopping to do.

I’m going to see if we can get out of Miami in the near future and look at some properties. There is nothing here for me. Most of my friends have left town. I no longer have an office. My only important connection is my church, and I could move eighty miles north of here and still be able to attend. Or I could find a new church.

I would absolutely love to move to south Tennessee or northern Georgia. I could never get my dad to do that, however, and I think he needs to have family nearby, so I can’t very well do it without him.

I stuck new tires on the truck today. Very nice. I could swear they ride smoother and more quietly, but that could be my imagination. They seem to track better. The old ones seemed to make the truck ramble around a little. Now I’m prepared for SHTF driving.

They didn’t charge me sales tax. Can’t figure that out. Maybe today is a tax holiday.

For a couple of years, Perry Stone has been predicting heavy-duty economic problems for the US. He doesn’t claim to know the day when it will hit, but he thinks food will be scarce. Back in 2008, he said he thought people who owned their homes outright would be better off than everyone else. I guess that’s always true.

I’m going to start canning sausage, and I have to think about other stuff that would be good to have around if the power went off. You can always buy prepackaged food, but why not have things you actually enjoy? Shuck beans! Pickled beans! Dried apples! Country ham! Live better on your survival rations than you do when you use stores.

What else do I need? Maybe another crate of ammunition for the K31. Unbelievably, I can buy GP11 locally.

I keep thinking a nuclear blast or WMD attack on US soil is on the way. The Fort Hood incident proves we are not doing enough to thwart Muslim kooks. We’re spending lots of money, but a huge percentage of it is wasted harassing harmless non-Muslims for the sake of political correctness. If an Army doctor can place calls to Al Qaeda and repeatedly announce his anti-American sentiments without even getting reprimanded, Muslims can bring an atomic bomb into New York harbor. Sooner or later, we’re going to reap the harvest of self-hatred and empty liberal grandstanding. We’ll turn on our televisions and see a smoking ruin that used to be the New York Stock Exchange or the US Capitol. Then the real recession will start, and the only people who will get through it without eating their pets and drinking from puddles will be the Bible clingers and home-schoolers out in the woods.

When people who should know better do unbelievably stupid things over and over, it means there is a spiritual cause. I believe that. I believe this is what caused the real estate collapse. A monkey could have seen it coming, yet brilliant investors and financiers could not. Now the people who are supposed to protect us are clamoring about a nonexistent anti-Muslim backlash instead of screaming about our failure to take action against domestic terrorists. Media “experts” are moaning about Nidal Hasan’s imagined “pre-post-traumatic stress syndrome” when they should be noting his Muslim fanaticism. When people behave this stupidly, the supernatural is at work. Our guard is being taken down by occult forces so we will be open to an attack a sane America would have prevented as a matter of course.

This shows how weak the flesh is when God is against you. We think we can take care of ourselves, but without his protection, we are as stupid as lemmings.

I hope I’m not here when things really start popping. I want to be at least a hundred miles away, with my shelves loaded with tasty home-canned grub and my Saiga 12 loaded with law-enforcement-only buckshot.

7 Responses to “One Step Closer to Jesusland”

  1. Ruth H Says:

    Because we live in a wilderness and have really bad well water, my son put in a water collection system with a 3500 gallon tank. Well we have just coming out of a severe drought, so water collection was nil, but… we filled it with water from the bad well and after the filtering it was fine, not drinkable without R/O but good for everything else. We plan to keep it filled even if we have to use well water. The little pump we use on the tank is a 110 so our small generator will run it. The large pump is 220 so that could be a problem.
    My surgery went well, the knee is doing remarkably well but the meds they have given me keep me feeling queasy and ill so this is my first look at the computer. Thanks for your thoughts and prayer.

  2. Gerry N. Says:

    Long ago I quit stockpiling mil. surp. ammunition for anything but practice and plinking. For serious work, hunting and defense, I handload and use either soft point or cast bullets. The cast bullet loads, I hollow point.

    I am not signatory to the Geneva Convention and in a shooting situation, I want anyone I shoot to stay shot.

    Cranky ol’

    Gerry N.

  3. pbird Says:

    On my recent road trip I was thinking you might really like Virginia, but Tenn. would be better for living on your own wouldn’t it? I love that place, my dad’s family is from McMinn county. I didn’t think northern Georgia looked too good though. Maybe we didn’t see enough of it.

  4. Mumblix Grumph Says:

    So far the only survival equipment I have is a Saiga-12, a Glock and some nifty flashlights.

    When the SHTF I will probably be ok for a while since I can cobble stuff together better than the average schmuck, but food will be a problem. I know what I need to do, but I don’t do it partly from laziness and mostly because I think that things will always run along more or less smoothly.

    Out here, we don’t get extreme weather. It hardly ever snows, never gets hot and power failures are a rare and news worthy occurrence. I’ve been living in this comfy tide pool for so long, I can scarcely imagine hard times.

    I’ll get my head of my hind quarters eventually…but not today.

  5. Elizabeth Says:

    I’m starting to gather food that stores well (rice, flour, beans, canned meats, etc.), and getting some things together. Scary times.

  6. Ruth H Says:

    Elizabeth, you must have water and a heat source to boil rice, beans, etc. That is the point of a big water tank or at least 5 gallon jugs of water.

  7. Mel Says:

    Come to Texas. You’ll love Fort Worth. You’d fit right in with all us God and gun clingers.