Dangers of Internet Shopping
April 22nd, 2009How to Make Oatmeal Last Half an Hour
I have some great advice for men. Never shop online for underwear while you’re trying to eat.
It turns out that the most amazing underwear in the universe is made by a Colombian company called Mundo Unico. But 98% of their styles are like something Perez Hilton would wear. Horrifying. I don’t know if this stuff is designed expressly for gays or what, but you really wouldn’t believe it. I had to scour the web to find something that looked relatively normal.
Now it’s over. At least I’ll be able to enjoy lunch.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 AM
can you say “manpouch”?
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Can but won’t.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:43 PM
Gitcha’ some nylon shorts-if you can find ’em. I bought about a dozen and a half pair fifteen years ago. Just now starting to wear some of ’em out. They last forever-or fifteen years anyway. Can’t find anybody selling them now. Figgers. No money in ’em. Once somebody has ’em, they rarely need to replace ’em.
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:22 PM
“They last forever-or fifteen years anyway”
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That explains why I was married for fourteen years and it seemed like forever. Not quite, but almost huh?
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 PM
Colombian underwear?
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They must come with some kind of smuggling pouch.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:30 AM
You want the name of my boxer’s outlet?