Dangers of Internet Shopping

April 22nd, 2009

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I have some great advice for men. Never shop online for underwear while you’re trying to eat.

It turns out that the most amazing underwear in the universe is made by a Colombian company called Mundo Unico. But 98% of their styles are like something Perez Hilton would wear. Horrifying. I don’t know if this stuff is designed expressly for gays or what, but you really wouldn’t believe it. I had to scour the web to find something that looked relatively normal.

Now it’s over. At least I’ll be able to enjoy lunch.

6 Responses to “Dangers of Internet Shopping”

  1. Virgil Says:

    can you say “manpouch”?

  2. Steve H. Says:

    Can but won’t.

  3. Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner Says:

    Gitcha’ some nylon shorts-if you can find ’em. I bought about a dozen and a half pair fifteen years ago. Just now starting to wear some of ’em out. They last forever-or fifteen years anyway. Can’t find anybody selling them now. Figgers. No money in ’em. Once somebody has ’em, they rarely need to replace ’em.

  4. Leo Says:

    “They last forever-or fifteen years anyway”
    .
    That explains why I was married for fourteen years and it seemed like forever. Not quite, but almost huh?

  5. TC Says:

    Colombian underwear?
    .
    They must come with some kind of smuggling pouch.

  6. Aaron's cc: Says:

    You want the name of my boxer’s outlet?