The Beck Code

April 10th, 2009

Only for the Chosen

People, this is amazing. I think Glenn Beck is trying to send us secret messages. Using knowledge I learned from hearing Madonna talk to Whoopi Goldberg about kabbalah, I have extracted vital information from a blurb on his webpage! Begin at “START” and read in the direction of the arrows. Just the circled stuff. The spelling is a little off, but he was probably in a hurry.

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Start decoding the messages now, before the IMF and Skull and Bones create an artificial aluminum foil shortage so we can’t protect ourselves from Rachel Maddow’s lesbo-fascist mind control beam!

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Readers say they’re fed up, they just can’t take it any more, they can’t stand any more of the lies, and they’re going to take back my blog, if I don’t blow the photo up and make it easier to read.

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2 Responses to “The Beck Code”

  1. Kyle Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    A friend of mine and I met that unholy creature in an Indonesian restaurant in the Netherlands about ten years ago.

    Shudder.

  2. Andrea Harris Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 10:57 PM

    Hey! I think I was in that same restaurant! Don’t remember a demon though — just a nice rijstaffel. Maybe the demon was off that night.