Finally Found a Person Who is Scared of Me

To the incredibly pitiable individual who is trying to change the password on my Youtube account: it is an amazement to me that people whose time is as utterly worthless as yours are part of my species.

Honestly, why do genes for this kind of cowardice even exist? How can someone be so terrified of me that their only means of getting at me is to weasel around with my Youtube account? This person would probably have to wear a diaper to confront me in person without making a mess on the floor. Here’s what I have to say to them: BOO!

Even if they somehow manage to get into the account, I can have a new one up in half an hour. Don’t know if I’d bother, but I could.

Maybe it’s some kind of bot from Eastern Europe. This is the kind of thing that keeps former communists busy these days.