And Rahm It

This is pure sex. Check it out.

That is a Czech-made Vz 58 rifle in 7.62x39mm. It has a milled receiver. It has two super-light alloy magazines that hold 30 rounds each. It’s a side folder, made so the stock doesn’t interfere with the gun when folded. It’s two pounds lighter than an AK-47. And it was made in a country whose president says Al Gore is an idiot.

Hard to ask for more.

What a contrast, between this and the Saiga 12 shotgun I ordered. The Saiga is completely feminized, with a bunch of bizarre components that make it unrecognizable as an AK; all that crap has to be taken off and flushed. This baby, on the other hand, is ready to rock right out of the box.

You should see how tiny it is. The photos don’t do it justice. I don’t have an M1 carbine on hand, but this thing looks even smaller, and it has much more potential as a home defense gun. That’s saying a lot. An M1 carbine is a great thing to confront burglars with.

I could have had plastic furniture on this thing, but I chose the crazy particle-board stuff. I figured it would increase the gun’s value if I sold it. I picked a folder because I wanted to be able to shoot from the hip, using a laser. Which I already have. The gun has no place to mount optics, but I think of it as a short-range weapon, so I’m not planning to get a scope. If I can put the laser on the barrel, that should be enough to get the job done. If I decide I want a light as well, I am pretty sure I can order a new foregrip.

I can feel sweat oozing out of my body as I think of shooting this piece at the range. I can’t wait until tomorrow.

It bothered me that I couldn’t find a good milled AK for an acceptable price, but now I’m glad I didn’t get one. The AK is an immortal design, but it has zero class, and the style is crude, and it’s made with very little precision. This, on the other hand, is a real gun. With actual TOLERANCES. And it’s…CUTE.

I finally have some decent weapons for defensive purposes. I can rest easy while Obama and his stooge Holder try to trample our civil rights. They don’t have the guts to go after guns people already possess; they always divide us using grandfather clauses. That means I’m safe. Until they decide the grandfather clauses need to expire. I don’t think they’ll be able to do what they want to do. Gun control, for Democrats, has become like abortion for Republicans. They can’t get serious about it without risking a lot of precious votes.

Thank God I live in a state where it is still possible to get some use out of the second amendment.

If you don’t have serious defensive long guns yet, you better jump. For $550-$680, Classic Arms will give you what you need. Not a Vz 58, but a good stamped AK.

In other news, I received four new machine-tool videos from Smartflix. Honest to God, porn could not be any better. Which is good, because I can’t watch porn. The videos are from ATI (Accelerated Training Institute), and the ones I’m looking at are about the Bridgeport vertical mill. The guy in the videos runs some kind of firearms-related company, and he uses his machine tools in connection with that. He showed me all the parts of the mill, and he showed me various types of cutters, and by the time he was ready to cut some aluminum, I was in a trance. Like a crowd of moonbats, awaiting Obama’s next sneeze.

I’m not even kidding. I love watching people use tools. And I love big iron things made in America. I can’t really explain that.

I still have two and a half videos to go. Thinking about it almost makes my hands shake.

I better go sit on the couch and fondle my new rifle some more. Maybe I’ll be able to limit myself to two new guns this year.

By the way, I ordered this thing from Czech-Point. It’s a whole lot easier than trying to locate a new CZ-USA job. They claim some of the parts are reconditioned, but the barrel is like a mirror, and the only parts that look like they could conceivably have been used are the butt, pistol grip, and foregrip. It took them a while to get it delivered, but for a flat price, they cover everything. You just show up and do a background check. They pay the dealer fee.