Celebrate Hope and Change With a New Shotgun

March 16th, 2009

Buy a Gun Day Approaches

What are you buying for Buy a Gun Day?

I went to my local gun shop and asked for a surplus ICBM, but apparently the bedwetting liberals have managed to make it impossible to buy them.

Posted in Guns, Knives, Hunting, and Fishing | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Celebrate Hope and Change With a New Shotgun”

  1. Wormathan Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    If they won’t sell you an ICBM, then maybe a defensive ABM to prevent the local hoodlums from launching one at you – with the launcher held at that “cool” sideways angle that shows they are “bad”.

  2. ot Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    My Franken-AR arrives tomorrow. Also some fold-down iron sights (old skool me). Today 11 mags, 30 rounds each and 510 rounds of .223, half hollowpoint.

    Now if there are too many zombies for my FN I have backup shooty goodness.

    -XC

  3. Steve H. Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    What I resented was that they slammed the door before I finished saying “ICBMs don’t kill people.”

  4. Leo Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    I may be able to pick you up a few ICBMs down here, depending on who wins the upcoming presidential elections. Give me a clue about warheads you are interested in and I’ll keep my eyes open.
    .
    User manuels will probably be in Russian, hope that’s not a problem.

  5. TC Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    I figure that I’ll simultaneously torque off gun-grabbing libs *and* Steve by purchasing a pump shotgun.

  6. Mumblix Grumph Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Out here in Washington you can buy an old Titan I missile base.

    http://www.makeyougohmm.com/20071014/4861/

  7. Steve H. Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Pumps are fine and dandy. I just get tired of hearing from people who think no other type of shotgun exists.

  8. ErikZ Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 7:08 PM

    Well of course you couldn’t buy that from the gun shop.

    You have to go to the used ICBM and paycheck loan store.

    DUH.

  9. Ed Bonderenka Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 9:35 PM

    I suppose if I google “other type of shotgun”, I’ll find out what they are.

  10. Jimmy don\'t play that Says:
    March 16th, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    http://www.bobergengineering.com/index.htm
    Be sure to watch the videos. Something a bit new and different.

  11. Virgil Says:
    March 17th, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    I was hoping for a used Huey Cobra chopper and a few dozen Hellfire missiles…