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December 9th, 2008No Reasonable Bribe Rejected
My cellphone has been running me ragged today. Every time I try to sit down and think for two seconds, it beeps and tells me I’m supposed to be somewhere else. Deposit a check. Charge the Harley’s battery. Put my old crap on Craigslist so I’ll have room for new crap. It never ends.
I want a divorce.
I’ll try to catch up with blogging before long. Right now I’m busy trying to sell a piece of merchandise that just became available. I’m referring to the office of Governor of the State of Illinois. Place your bid, and I’ll see if I can get you appointed.
I’d love to give it to you as a gift, but it’s a valuable thing — you just don’t give it away for nothing. I want to make money. Hurry up, or I’ll take the office myself. If you’re not going to offer me anything of value I might as well take it.
Reverend Jackson, please stop calling.
December 9th, 2008 at 1:01 PM
Unlike a wife, the beep can be turned off.
December 9th, 2008 at 3:10 PM
Technology. You cant live with it, you can’t live without it.
December 9th, 2008 at 3:31 PM
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December 9th, 2008 at 4:51 PM
Unlike a wife, the beep can be turned off.
And you can trade it in for a newer model, with more features, that weighs less, every couple of years.
December 9th, 2008 at 6:21 PM
As to my wonderful home state of Illinois, we’re debating a new state motto. It seems to be down to a choice of:
“Illinois: Let’s Make A Deal”
or
“Illinois: Louisiana, but with lousy waether”
December 9th, 2008 at 10:12 PM
Gromulin – I understand the newer and lighter model, but what new features do wives come with these days? I don’t know, I still have my original “classic” retro model wife.