Fellow Untermenschen, I Salute You

Yesterday I saw something chilling. An untalented, female, black comedian hired under racist DEI policies lost a juicy gig. Amber Ruffin, an obscure lady whose appearances seem to be limited almost exclusively to her own Youtube channel and one dogged late night show, was told she would not be speaking at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

The talk show host who has thrown her numerous lifelines is Seth Meyer…whoops…Meyers (didn’t know). Her Youtube channel is sponsored by NBC. Hmm…I just checked, and Seth Meyer’s show is on NBC. So NBC is paying for Youtube views in order to make her look like a legitimate talent, and Meyers is being forced to put her on his show, or he has independently chosen to push a DEI comedian for personal reasons.

I realize none of this is chilling. I haven’t gotten to that part yet. The chilling thing is that she says conservatives aren’t human beings and don’t deserve equal treatment in her unpopular act. She also says we are “kind of murderers.” No idea what she is referring to.

She says she was fired for refusing to joke about both leftists and people with sane beliefs. It goes without saying that the WHCA was fine with her leaning way left and being unfair, but it looks like they didn’t want her to go so far she blew their cover and wrecked plausible deniability.

Here’s a video in which you can see her practically slobber about conservatives.

You can see that she is holding back extraordinary rage. She twists her neck back and forth and looks in all directions. She wants to let it out. It’s really something.

It’s like she’s a bag, and her demons are snakes trying to get out.

I watched some of her act, and it’s awful. She just lectures the crowd, which isn’t funny at all, and NBC gave her a laugh track. You can hear it in the background, but it’s clear there is no audience. If she could get an audience, she wouldn’t need NBC.

Laugh tracks were developed 80 years ago, to make audiences think things they were listening to on radio were funnier than they actually were. A funny show doesn’t need a laugh track.

Creators and performers have been resisting laugh tracks ever since they were invented, and these days, a laugh track is considered to be a tool used by people who lack confidence in their work. NBC knows Ruffin isn’t talented, either as a writer or a deliverer of jokes, so along with paying to have Youtube promote her show, they insert recordings of dead people laughing to convince others that if they don’t laugh, they’re not getting the humor.

Human beings are herd creatures. It’s one of our most pathetic qualities, and it’s our most dangerous one. Most people would laugh hysterically at funerals if paid shills entered and started chortling.

Ruffin has been trapped on a manufactured plateau since her Internet show started 4 years ago. She is going nowhere. Look at her Wikipedia page. I just did. It is a study in denial and mediocrity. She couldn’t get hired as an SNL cast member. This is the show that hired Charles Rocket and Jan Hooks.

It also says she has been a writer for Seth Meyers since 2014, which is a lot like Howard Stern supporting Robin Givens. It must explain the stubborn effort to astroturf her career.

Not surprisingly, it looks like Meyers’ show is dead last, or close to it, in the late night race. I’ve never watched his show. I saw a few seconds of him speaking on Youtube not long ago, so now I know what he looks like. He made a joke, it was embarrassingly weak in spite of his self-unaware “gotcha” smirk, and I moved on.

Why did the White House Correspondents’ Association hire her in the first place? Maybe Seth Meyers talked to someone. And after all, she is black, female, far to the left, angry, topped with an Angela-Davis-style afro, and, as of 2023, a lesbian.

So, to get back to the story, we are now subhumans. I wrote about this yesterday. I wrote about a creepy Buzzfeed article which posted anti-conservative memes Buzzfeed thought were side-splittingly funny. One example was an uncaptioned picture of a Popeyes restaurant. Enough said! Popeyes! Where the potato-eaters buy their unrefined GMO slop. Tell Van Gogh to put some Bactine on his ear and get out his brushes.

Popeyes pushes its food as traditional mixed-race cuisine, but let’s not get into that. No intelligent person expects liberals to be consistent. We live in a world where perverted antisemitic pro-Hamas protestors get in nasty squabbles with fossil fuel protestors who block their paths. And stars fly around in private jets to fight carbon emissions.

I said the article showed that Buzzfeed’s rainbow-haired, meat-averse staffers considered us subhuman, just as the Nazis considered their victims subhuman. This is a step on the traditional path toward genocide, and we’re the “gen.”

The left has embarked on a surreal quest to promote unfunny female comedians, perhaps because men often point out, correctly, that women are not as funny as men. You could fill an encyclopedia with the names of history’s funny men, but women’s names wouldn’t suffice to fill a foreword. Nearly every man I know is funny, but the funny women in my history are like Antifa protestors with necks bigger than 13 inches.

Male ones.

If you take the time to look, you will find other unfunny women whose careers have been heavily subsidized. Start with Hannah Gadsby. As funny as being audited.

It’s counterproductive. Struggling to locate and promote funny women doesn’t disprove the fact that there aren’t many of them, especially when you promote women who aren’t actually funny. It actually serves to prove the point.

There is no affirmative action for male comedians. Why? Obvious.

It is now okay to call us subhumans. About half of all Americans. The by-far correct half, no less. No one with any power in the press, academia, or the entertainment industry has a problem with it. Get us fired. Key our cars. Take our children away by force and put them in foster homes run by transvestites who assist in their castration and mastectomies. Prevent us from expressing ourselves on the web, in the press, in schools, in books, and in entertainment. No one will punish you. Instead, you will get Didn’t Earn It wealth and acclaim.

You have to wonder how different things would be if the world was fair to conservatives and Christians. Think of all the brilliant, talented people out there who have been cheated of success and kept out of the public eye. How many great minds who could have benefited humanity have ended up selling real estate or running CNC shops?

There must be a whole lot of Robert Borks out there. The world doesn’t deserve them. It deserves Amber Ruffins.