Who Really Lost the Civil War?
December 8th, 2024My Normal Life
My wife and I have to sleep in separate rooms due to her pregnancy and a painting project.
This morning she woke up and came and found me in the master bedroom, wearing earmuffs and fluffy shearling slippers, staring out through the sliding glass doors, holding a loaded semiautomatic rifle with a scope.
Her first question: “How did you sleep?”
This is the difference between red state marriage and blue state marriage.
Here, only the rodents are squirrely.
I am very seriously considering buying a propane deep fryer for the back porch.
December 8th, 2024 at 4:42 PM
A man and his castle.
Awesome.