The Miraculous Failure of Bizarro Election Tactics

People like to try to convince us that conservatives are morally inferior to leftists. At the very least, they try to tell us we’re just as violent/dishonest/weird.

It just does not fly. No one can deny the existence of bad conservatives. I mean, Denny Hastert. He should be executed. No one can deny the existence of violent conservatives, although I’m having a hard time finding examples on the web. Tim McVeigh was conservative, but he also believed the government had implanted a chip in his butt, so I don’t think conservatism was his main problem. Anyway, it’s obvious there are bad and crazy conservatives out there, but there is no equivalence at all.

Most prison inmates support Democrats. Most violent crime, far and away, is committed by people who support Democrats. Most witches and other occult kooks are Democrats. Terrorists always hope Republicans lose.

Here’s another interesting thing: conservatives don’t have meltdowns after Democrats win elections, even if they think they were cheated.

If memory serves, leftists started melting down in public, proudly, with the election of George Bush, whom they equated with Hitler. The guy who actually gave the world the Obamaphone and mindless printing of cash was Hitler. Celebrities broke our hearts by remaining in the USA after promising to leave. Since then, leftists have ramped things up. The Internet is full of bizarre leftist communications expressing despair and rage coupled with inexplicably bad proposals to “fix” the problem of people whom they disagree with being allowed to win elections.

Rosie O’Donnell just said the Electoral College should be abolished and that we should go with the popular vote.

Trump won the popular vote. Hello?

Here are some stars who said they would leave if Trump won, either in 2016, 2020, or 2024: Miley Cyrus, Bryan Cranston, Raven-Symoné, Lena Dunham, Samuel L. Jackson, and Whoopi Goldberg. Those are just the celebrities I’m familiar with. There are others, like Sophie Turner, I know nothing about. The Internet assures me she’s famous.

Why can’t these people keep their promises?

I was telling my wife I think some of them stay here because they’re not famous anywhere else. Imagine moving to Amsterdam and learning you have to wait in line for a restaurant table. Unthinkable.

Richard Gere is true to his word. He is moving to Spain. But he was going to do that anyway, and he’s not a celebrity any more.

You know what? I can’t find a list of conservatives who said they would leave if a Democrat won. If you search for them, you get lists of Democrats.

When you go to Youtube and search for “conservative election meltdown,” you get videos of leftists.

No equivalence.

We’re just not as crazy. Even the flat-Earthers and truther holdouts aren’t melting down.

So far, we’ve had one riot. Leftists pretended it was something they would never do, and that it was a serious threat to democracy, unlike, say systematically preventing your own party members from voting for their chosen candidates in primaries.

A small group of idiots with no weapons, backing, or strategy rushed the Capitol and shot video of themselves delaying a vote certification. The worst ones fought with the police. They left after a while, they accomplished nothing, and business resumed. And if you were 5 blocks away, fat, reeking of cigarette smoke, and full of arterial placques, and you died from a heart attack on January 6, MSM performers listed you as a casualty.

Leftists riot constantly. They think it’s civil disobedience. They think burning buildings and beating conservatives is speech.

The leftist governor of Oregon had to tell his leftist sheep he was going to beat them over the head with the National Guard if they rioted in Portland after this election. You never see politicians telling conservatives not to riot. We tried it once, and it wasn’t a good fit. Sure, conservatives have shown up to defend their own events by force, after those events were crashed by leftists rioters, but we don’t suit up and go to leftist events with the intention of starting trouble.

Now they’re doing a necropsy, trying to explain Trump’s victory, the way sane people might try to explain a nuclear accident. Democracy functioned normally, the people elected the politician they liked better, and leftists think something went wrong.

Look what they did toward the end when they started to see Harris sink in the polls. They shamed black men and called them sexist. They called people like me Nazis and racists. Professional idiot Will Ferrell put out a video in which he pretended to threaten revenge on a potential Trump voter.

How did that fail to work? It seems like a surefire plan. “You’re not on our side? You’re a bucktoothed, illiterate, sister-molesting, backwoods Nazi pig who hates women. Wait…where are you going? I’m not finished!”

Why did they think this was a good idea? Why are they so crazy? It’s because their demon issues are worse than ours. Conservatives definitely have demons, but we don’t welcome them and feed them as enthusiastically and slavishly as leftists. That’s why we are less insane.

There are people on Tiktok now, screaming, literally, like they’re on fire. Using the word “hate” over and over. Thrashing and writhing. That’s demons expressing themselves. And their viewers are in the same boat. They think their videos are brilliant.

Barack Obama is a man of moderately above-average intelligence. He survived law school on affirmative action. In spite of his acumen, somehow he got the idea that if he scolded heterosexual, masculine black men from the standpoint of a homosexual half-black Oreo who had expressed the goal of becoming more androgynous, they would rally behind him.

Bad choice of words on my part, perhaps, but it was innocent.

Of course they turned on him! Who wouldn’t?

“GET DOWN OFF THE COUCH, BLACK MEN! YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE PEOPLE FURNITURE!” That was his attitude. That was his presumption.

Conservative women were shamed constantly. I would guess the shaming is worse for them than it is for men, because leftists think they own them. What better way to make sure a conservative woman makes it to the polls than to call her stupid and obsequious?

Beyond a certain level, delusion has to be demonic. There are certain levels of missing the obvious that can’t occur unless demons help.

I saw a Jewish lady being interviewed. The interviewer asked if she knew why there was so much antisemitism lately. She said she guessed it was because of Trump. Another Jewish lady followed later, saying the same thing.

Israelis love Trump. Netanyahu loves him. Trump gave recognition to Israel’s history JEWISH capital. Trump has a Jewish daughter and Jewish grandchildren. Leftists who hate Trump are swarming streets with signs calling for the murder of all of Israel’s 7.2 million Jews.

Why am I trying to explain? I should be standing over the toilet and yelling these words so they fall directly into it. Reasoning with demoniacs is like bargaining with stumps.

We are not the same. We are not the same. Conservatives are far from perfect, but we don’t have to go to special rooms to cuddle puppies when we lose elections. We do not have to be treated like mental patients every day of our lives so we will not go berserk.

I’m wasting my time. I have a chainsaw to tune.