The Provocation is Here

Well this is nice.

Donald Trump is back. We will see him assume office in two months, assuming the continuing leftist assassination attempts fail. He will not save America, but God will certainly use him to make things less unpleasant as our country’s spiral around the drain tightens up.

I was not going to watch the returns, but of course, I did. I made the mistake of watching a little bit, thinking I would turn it off and get to bed, but I found myself responding in a Pavlovian manner to gradual bits of reinforcement as they were wrenched from the lips of far-left news performers.

That’s my new word for them. “Performers.”

Trump did well early on, and in some states, returns came in pretty quickly, so I wrongly assumed we would be done by maybe 10 p.m. I nearly went to bed at one point, but those little rewards kept pulling me back.

At around 1 a.m., it was pretty obvious Harris had lost. Sadly, the performers refused to admit it. They held onto every state as long as they could without risking being committed to mental asylums.

Citizen Free Press directed readers to a site called DecisiondeskHQ, which belongs to the outfit that was first to call Biden the winner in 2020. It’s a reputable company that works with other big media corporations. DecisiondeskHQ called North Carolina and Georgia much earler that some companies. It’s 11 a.m., and I’m not sure MSNBC has called them yet.

The Associated Press had a nice live map on Youtube, but when things went sour for the bolsheviks and perverts, AP dragged things out. I think they were at 248 Trump electoral votes when I turned off the PC at about 3:30 a.m.

MSDNC was possibly the funniest outlet. They had a skinny, bespectacled guy in a white shirt, working with one of those big touch screens, pulling up graphics of states and telling us what might or might not happen. They had him still at it after Trump’s victory speech. I am not kidding. This gave my wife and me a good laugh.

MSDNC called the election after 5 a.m., and performer Jen Psaki made the announcement, essentially calling Trump and everyone who voted for him a Nazi.

After Trump broke 260 (in the eyes of sane people), my wife and I developed a running joke. We would say things like, “She may still pull it off! It’s still too early to tell!”

Here is what I told her. For months, performers have been telling us Trump would announce victory whether or not he had won. We were instructed to expect a premature speech. I told my wife they were delaying their victory announcements just so they could say Trump was jumping the gun, and sure enough, that’s what they said.

One performer, Jake Tapper, said that as far as he knew, no major news organization had called the race for Trump, and someone on his show had to correct him on the air, letting him know a little startup called Fox News had done so.

Tapper has one of the top jobs in the MSM, and he had no idea what the competition was up to on an extremely important night featuring time-sensitive news. What can you say about that?

We’re talking about Fox News, the company that has been utterly thrashing CNN in the ratings for decades. Hasn’t someone in the chain of command told CNN’s performers to make an effort to keep track on Fox and make an effort to compete?

Getting the truth out of MSM performers was like getting a dog to acknowledge eating a steak you left on the counter. “Jaaaaaaake…did you eat mommy’s filet mignon?”

“Did Trump win Georgia 4 hours ago? Did he? Bad Jake. Baaaad.”

There are still companies claiming Trump is at 260 votes.

Harris did not disappoint, and by that, I mean she lived up to expectations by disappointing everyone. A bunch of black kids at Howard University stood outside for hours waiting for her to come out and tell them reparations were on the way, and instead, she sent an underling to tell them to go home, because she was not going to speak.

That was nice. That made them feel appreciated. But they say Harris has a gift for doing this kind of thing. Maybe not as much of a queen bee as Hillary, but not gracious to the unimportant people.

She still has not conceded.

That’s amazing, because it’s pretty obvious even the performers want her to go away. They know the election ended last night, and even though a contested election is a juicy story, they are human beings, and they must surely want to see this thing end. When MSDNC calls an election for a Republican, it should be a clue that the Democrat lacks support for a long, drawn-out Gore fit.

Trump has done classless things in office, too. He skipped the Biden inauguration. But that doesn’t excuse Harris, the champion of the party of love and maturity.

Back in 2016, an anonymous insider said that after she lost, a boozy and belligerent Hillary Clinton had to be physically restrained, and that was why John Podesta took the Harris route, appearing before the losing crowd and telling them there would be no concession that night. It sort of looks like Harris (who slurs her words a lot) is also taking the news poorly.

The report about Hillary came from a radio host named Kincannon, and he boldly said it was related to him by a CNN reporter. He said Hillary had been given a sedative after attacking Podesta. Snopes calls the report “unproven,” which means they can’t debunk it.

Bob Woodward has filled bestsellers with things that are unproven and unprovable, and he wins prizes. Lots of news items are unproven, so I wouldn’t get too hung up on that. “Unproven” does not mean “baseless,” except probably in most Bob Woodward books. Every time you see “anonymous source” in a story, you’re reading things that are unproven and which will probably never be proven.

I saw a media outlet say Harris would speak today. I certainly hope she isn’t going to come out and deny the election’s validity. That would be a pitiable spectacle.

I must admit that her refusal to concede gives me some satisfaction. Maybe that’s immature of me.

So…when do the riots start?

I assume we will see action on Friday night. Parties are for weekends. Social Justice Warriors who have jobs will need to get time off from Chipotle. Some may need a day or two to hit Urban Outfitters for black pants and shirts.

Surely there must be some leftist violence, because we are talking about people who have been convinced we elected Hitler Junior. Respected MSM performers have been telling them this for years. If, in 2020, I thought Joe Biden were Hitler Junior, and I lived near DC, I might have felt pressured to join a group of guerrillas myself.

I’m not interested in militia membership, but hey, Hitler was pretty bad.

My wife has not been taken away, as Whoopi Goldberg predicted. She said Trump would take black women away from white husbands and put them in camps. I guess that will happen after the inauguration. My wife patted my leg and congratulated me today. “They are bringing you a white wife.” Once again, I said I would visit her in the camp.

I don’t know if I’d actually do it, but it made her feel loved.

We were both ecstatic when we realized Trump had won. The alternative would have been very bad for the world. Now we get more conservative judges, including a Supreme Court justice to replace Clarence Thomas. He’s the oldest justice, and he’s fat. With a Republican Senate, we ought to be able to pump the federal judiciary up pretty quickly.

I can’t wait for the deportations to start. I realize people will suffer, but that’s on them, and they got to stay here quite a while illegally, so they have nothing to complain about. I don’t know if Trump will be able to do it, because their presence is due to a curse, but maybe he can remove enough of them to diminish their political power.

It was nice to watch election returns without feeling stressed. That was divine help. I could not rid myself of the anxiety on my own. If Harris had won, I would have been okay. I wouldn’t have gone on Tiktok to film a video of myself crying.

Unfortunately, leftists reject God even more than conservatives do, so they are stressed and enraged. More than usual. I joke, but this is the stress and rage that will result in countless killings, beatings, deprivations of property, and imprisonments in years to come. Eventually, Satan’s children will take over.

I think Joe Biden is happy today. I really believe he wanted Kamala to lose. He brags about being vindictive. It’s nice to see Obama’s political power kneecapped for another 4 years.

I plan to make the most of the Trump years. If we get some J.D. Vance years, I will enjoy them fully as well. Thank you, God, for hindering your children’s enemies.