This Can’t be Earth
June 26th, 2024Why, Exactly, did we Imprison El Chapo?
Don’t ever try to tell me the world we knew isn’t finished.
Portland, Maine, is providing kits to drug users so they can shoot opioids up their anuses.
Their anuses. No joke. Fentanyl and heroin. Meth. Anuses, people.
I’m talking about a local government. A local part of the same big system that, right now, is holding drug dealers in prisons across the country. Some for smuggling heroin…you know where.
The Onion and The Babylon Bee could never have published something like this. It’s too bizarre to make good satire.
Picture this on TV in the 1960’s. On a show about local government. Say The Andy Griffith Show. Barney goes to release Otis from the drunk tank but turns away. In horror. Should have searched him the night before.
The kits come with lubricants, and Portland provides advice as to how to get the most powerful high. That’s certainly helpful. Coming from THE GOVERNMENT.
I feel like going out in the yard, looking up, and trying to spot Yeshua. Blow, Gabriel. Please blow.
June 26th, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Link, please.
June 26th, 2024 at 6:58 PM
https://www.themainewire.com/2024/06/maine-is-handing-out-free-boofing-kits-to-help-fentanyl-addicts-squirt-drugs-up-their-butts/
June 26th, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Tks.
Here’s a cockamamie idea: free drug “prisons”.
All the free drugs you want, for as long as you want.
BUT, one syringe, unmarked and undistinguishable from the others, out of every 100 or 1,000, contains pure fentanyl, a guaranteed overdose.
No Narcan or revival.
How many junkies would still volunteer?
June 27th, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Check out what they do with drug zombies in Afghanistan. It’s not what you think (Al-Jazeera, 40 minutes):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHVGL1BDXXU
One of the boondoggles going on in American cities is “voluntary treatment”. It provides employment for people who don’t mind wasting their lives in futile gestures. There is no such thing as effective voluntary treatment. The Taliban are more humane and sensible about this than we are. They don’t just let people wallow in their own filth and then pat themselves on the back for being so kind and non-uptight. They put them in involuntary treatment, and it’s effective for about one in three.
Here’s another documentary which touches on involuntary treatment. (“Seattle is dying”, one hour)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw