Satan Needs a Red Carpet Interview
January 31st, 2024Expect Gushing Over his “Brave and Stunning” Backless Vera Wang Gown
When Paul heard that a self-proclaimed Christian was having sex with the wife of his own father, he turned the man over to Satan for the destruction of his flesh. Paul said the purpose of doing this was to save the man’s spirit in the day of the Lord Jesus.
It was a curse, but it wasn’t a condemnation to hell. The purpose of the curse was to either wake the man up, through affliction of his flesh, or to make him suffer the permanent consequences. We are often cursed for various reasons. Whether problems turn out to be curses in the long run depends on us. A person who is repentant and close to God can’t really be cursed, in the strictest sense of the word. He can only be afflicted temporarily, because curses can’t stick to those who are forgiven and repentant. If we refuse to repent, though, curses are just curses. They stick forever or until they run their courses.
I was thinking about this world just now, and I realized it’s just like a man. God will pour out the tribulation soon, and because it will be horrible to endure, people will see it as a curse. But the people who repent during that time will be saved and taken to heaven, so to them, it will turn out to be a blessing.
The people who won’t listen will endure it as an unredeemed curse, and they will go to hell and the lake of fire, forever. Thank God for that, because that’s where they should be. The saved can’t be expected to tolerate these people and their abuse forever.
“Tribulation” doesn’t mean “punishment” or “disaster.” It’s a harvesting technique. It comes from farming, like plowing and sowing. God will use the tribulation to help people by driving them into his fold. They will be harvested. He will glean the corners of the field. The rest–the tares–will suffer and burn for eternity. How you respond to the tribulation determines whether it’s a curse or a blessing in the long run.
When ancient farmers used tribulums to separate grain from trash, they didn’t think they were punishing their grain.
T.B. Joshua has been banned from Youtube again.
T.B. Joshua died suddenly and peacefully, living in abundance, with no apparent health problems, in 2021, while my wife and I were in Egypt, on the cruise during which I proposed to her.
This was not long after his first Youtube ban. He had a channel called Emmanuel TV, and it was THE biggest Christian channel. A small but vocal group of sodomites got Youtube to ban him because he appeared in a video, casting demons of perversion out of a man. There was no appeal. It was persecution, plain and simple. Joshua broke no laws. He simply did what Christians are supposed to do. His channel was destroyed because he was a proper Christian.
His church put up another channel, which Youtube tolerated until a few days back.
Recently, BBC Africa put up a disgraceful mockumentary hit piece in which discredited witnesses lied about Joshua, claiming rape, physical abuse, and all sorts of other things. Not all of the witnesses have been discredited, but the process was in the works. Emmanuel TV published videos discrediting them and BBC Africa, and because Emmanuel TV is gone now, the process of discrediting false witnesses on Youtube has been greatly curtailed, so if the job isn’t finished, it’s only because Emmanuel TV has been gagged again. It’s not because the remaining witnesses are telling the truth.
Even if one or two are right, which is unlikely, this man and his ministry did many miracles, not just for people in his presence, but for people far away, like my wife.
Moses was a murderer, as was David. They were still legitimate men of God.
Youtube is openly antichristian. The mask came off in 2021, and now we have been reminded again.
My wife told me about the new ban yesterday, and I said Satan should just appear and talk to people directly. He should have press conferences, complete with the tail and horns. He’s so obvious now. And a big percentage of people would be thrilled to see him. They would see him as their savior. I’ll bet 25% of Americans would gladly worship Satan right now if he appeared on national TV.
I used to think the antichrist–the man–would hide his allegiance to Satan, but now I doubt that. Why should he hide it? People will be fine with it. He can say, “I get my power and great ideas from Satan, who has been slandered by [wait for it] THE JEWS. And Christians. He’s actually wonderful. Christians and Jews, though, not so much. They have to go. They stood between you and your real savior. Jesus is the real devil. He’s a homophobe and a transphobe.”
STEM people already wear T-shirts featuring drawings of Satan, with captions like, “Keep Learning Science, Kids.” People at CERN created and published a video of men in robes offering a naked woman (can’t say “virgin”) to Satan. We have Satanism clubs in schools. Satanists deliver opening prayers at government meetings. Satan is like a wrongly deposed leader living in exile. He can come home now.
Jews used to worship Satan openly. Modern Chasids like to think they carry a perfect, untainted torch, from a religion that never failed God, but that’s a pathetic delusion. There are ancient synagogues in Israel that have two altars: one for Yahweh, and one for “the queen of heaven,” or Ashtoreth/Venus/Aphrodite/Ishtar/Easter. Not only did they worship Satan, they did it in their synagogues.
They had a place in the valley of Gehenna/Hinnom where they burned their babies alive at a statue of Moloch. Jews. Religious ones who went to synagogues and the temple. The did it openly. Close to the temple of Yahweh.
Jezebel was the queen of Israel, she paid hundreds of false prophets to administer the worship of Satan, and she killed the prophets of Yahweh, in public, en masse, with the Jewish king’s eager help.
Jews worshiped a golden cow representing Satan as the Egyptian false god Hathor, while witnessing God’s miracles every day. Anyone who says we would all worship God properly if he were just more obvious is a fool. Just look at the Jews under Moses.
We are no different. Most of us will be happy to worship Satan or Moloch or Vishnu or whatever he calls himself. If he tells us to worship a cinderblock or a pile of manure, we’ll worship that. People have done pretty much the same thing with idols.
I have had it with this place. I wish Yeshua would come right this minute. It’s not going to get better. The world is like a big, painful carbuncle loaded with hot, fermenting pus under tremendous pressure. Yeshua needs to come, lance it, and heal it. Clean bandages for the wounds. An incinerator for the pus.
Evangelization is going nowhere. We don’t see the numbers we saw during the last centuries. We do see an astronomical increase in pride, sin, and blasphemy. Christians who think we’re about to take over the world are out of their minds. Yeshua couldn’t do it. The early church, with all its miracles and prophesies couldn’t do it. We’re much weaker and filthier. How are we supposed to do it? Guitar masses and Christian rap? Be serious. It’s not going to work.
God himself could not do it, so it’s ridiculous to expect us to do it. It’s arrogant. It’s ignorant. The only answer is for God himself, not Christians with AR-15’s, to exterminate and incarcerate the damned intractable and remove all evil spirits from the earth. This is what the Bible says he will do.
January 31st, 2024 at 12:29 PM
[…] UPDATE: Satan Needs a Red Carpet Interview […]
February 1st, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Here is the devil’s “[….] press conference[.], complete with the tail and horns.”
https://babylonbee.com/video/satan-responds-to-roe-v-wade-overturn