Yogi and Boo-Boo Strike Back
November 10th, 2021Apocalyptic Evidence Mounts
Look how hysterical I’ve been. I’ve been writing about the book of Revelation, claiming the events of chapter 6 were taking place before us. I’ve said covid was the work of the pale horseman, Internet rage and riots were caused by the red horseman, and shortages were caused by the black horseman. Fringe stuff. Craziness.
After all, Revelation 6 says people will also be killed by wild beasts. That never happens. Right?
Guess who Googled?
CNN: “Animal-related injuries” are “happening more often.” They’re referring to America.
Aljazeera: “‘Conflict within conflict’: Wild animal attacks rise in Kashmir.”
The Kathmandu Post: “Government figures show human-wildlife conflicts and casualties are increasing.”
Conservation Magazine: “Carnivore attacks are increasing, and we’re partly to blame.” This is an unintentionally humorous article, because it cites misguided conservation and reintroduction of predators as an important factor. Duh? “Plan to raise foxes in henhouse leads to surprising results.”
CBC: “Tiger attacks on the rise in India’s coal-rich region.” Regarding tiger attacks in the Chandrapur region, a veterinarian offers this facepalm-inducing observation: “It’s not a situation where you can co-exist with such a large predator.”
In case, like most people, you don’t pay any attention to Canada, the CBC is the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. Or Company. Something like that. No one cares. They should go ahead and call it Second Nation TV.
For several years, people have been noticing a sharp increase in animal attacks. There are lots of stories out there. It’s real. And some of the people writing the stories are blaming global warming. Of course. Black bears attack people in Florida, where they’re breeding like crazy and leftist voters won’t let us have a hunt, but that additional 1.2 degrees is the problem.
Incidentally, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission lies about bears. They say there have been no “predatory” attacks in Florida, claiming there have only been scratches and bites from bears trying to defend themselves. Not true, or, at best, misleading. A bear dragged a lady out of her garage a few years back. Her garage. Not his. Bears have also attacked other people and their pets for no reason. They kill dogs.
Predictably, some outlets are making a point of saying Americans are most likely to be attacked in the South, as if God punishes Trump voters by making them attractive to bears. Southerners love the outdoors and don’t all live in tiny boxes, so it makes sense that we would be attacked more. Also, we are more likely to smell like biscuits and barbecue than Northerners. What bear could resist? Yankees smell like subways and bus seats.
I guess it’s wrong to find this stuff amusing. People are being maimed and eaten. Still, it’s hard not to chuckle when you see articles juxtaposing reports of grisly human feasts with smug references to our wonderful efforts to move huge predators into areas where we live.
“They were here first.” Leftists love to say that. Smallpox was here first, too. So was covid, unless, as appears likely, the CDC paid the Chinese to create it and then store samples in unlabeled jam jars in the same refrigerators where lab workers kept their lunches.
Lice were here first. Malaria parasites were here first. AIDS was here first. So what? We used to understand that people were more important than lower organisms. You would think this would be obvious because we make them breed just so we can kill and eat them later. What greater confirmation of your unimportance is there than having other creatures turn your legs into sandwiches?
The modern leftist thinks a polar bear has more right to live than he does, which makes you wonder why Antifers aren’t going on hikes while festooned with doughnut leis. If we’re really a prey species, leftists have a duty to draw lots and make a certain number of sacrifices to the bears each year.
It is literally impossible to make an animal supremacist understand how insane he is, so I guess I should quit criticizing them. Sane people already know human beings are more important than animals, so what I say doesn’t help them, and leftists have strong natural immunity to reason.
The immunity metaphor is interesting. The leftist responses to the pandemic and the existence of logic are the same: apply a muzzle by force.
A search of the web indicates that animal attacks have increased a great deal over the last few years, and, animal worship being what it is, we should expect the trend to continue. Looks like Revelation 6 is well under way.
Why would God let animals torment people? The answer is supernatural. When man is in his proper office, the world is subject to him. His wife doesn’t dominate him, nor do his kids. He doesn’t have a horrible boss. If there are a lot of people like him in his country, he doesn’t have people like Pelosi and Biden ruling him. He doesn’t have to run from animals, either. His own dog doesn’t bite him.
The correct authority hierarchy looks something like this: Yahweh, Yeshua, Holy Spirit, man, wife, kids, dog, random animals, vermin, microbes, plants, Satan, spirits that serve Satan. When things are disorderly, Satan rules demons, demons rule the dog and the kids, the dog and the kids rule the wife, the wife rules the husband, and so on.
People have decided to be animals, so they are losing their authority over animals. It may sound crazy, but it’s true. The more you submit to God, the more the world submits to you.
You can actually see this in the Bible. God let bears kill kids for being snotty. He let a fish swallow Jonah. He sent lice and flies to bite the Egyptians. He sent locusts to eat their crops. He sent serpents to bite rebellious Hebrews. Lions couldn’t open their mouths around Daniel, but they ate the Babylonian pagans who tried to do him in. Samson and David, who had God’s favor, distinguished themselves by killing dangerous animals. God sent contagious diseases to various groups, meaning he gave tiny animals authority over them.
We’re supposed to be the head and not the tail. If you refuse to submit to the proper authorities, and you refuse to be an authority over those beneath you, expect to be subordinate.
It always amazes me that human beings have chosen to reintroduce animals that eat them. No other creature is this stupid. And it’s all hypocritical. Put a screeching leftist vegan and her baby in a barn with a hungry grizzly bear and a selection of loaded firearms, and you know what she’ll do. Find me a leftist who wouldn’t kill a roomful of essential tigers to save her expendable child.
My wife had a dream the other night. A jet landed near her, and stewards and stewardesses got out and started encouraging people to get ready to leave. In dreams, people in service roles, like earthbound waiters and waitresses and their flying counterparts, represent angels. Vehicles, like cars and jets, represent God’s power. The dream was about the rapture.
I hope God pulls us out before the squirrels get us.
November 10th, 2021 at 10:03 PM
CBC should be named “America’s Hat Broadcasting Network.”
November 13th, 2021 at 7:15 PM
Oh, Lord!
Didn’t you deliver Daniel from the lion’s den,
And then – Jonah from the belly of the whale and then
Three Hebrew children from the fiery furnace the good book do declare –
Oh Lord, if you can’t help me,
Don’t help that bear!
November 14th, 2021 at 7:06 PM
Well, they raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries. Named him after a man of the cloth. Called him Amos Moses.