Yahoo Tries to Cancel Jesus

March 7th, 2021

Can You Please me Even More Obvious?

In case you’re wondering if all the talk of the Antichrist and the war on Christianity is just conspiracy babble, I have news for you. I sent an email today, and I learned some things.

Yahoo Mail has no Jesus emoji. It has no cross emoji. It has no ichthys emoji.

It does have the star of David and the Muslim crescent.

When you type in “Christ,” it gives you two Christmas trees, a present, a snowman, and Santa Claus.

Nice try, tech kiddies, but you will never get rid of Christianity or the living God who created you. You are here for an instant, and then you’re forgotten. Jesus will endure forever.

2 Responses to “Yahoo Tries to Cancel Jesus”

  1. Steve in CA Says:

    Your statements piqued my curiosity, so I looked for emojis. There are no real ones, only weak attempts at “Christian” emojis.

  2. Aiden Says:

    I just looked through the list of what appears to be a million emojis on my iPhone and found plenty of symbols of Christianity. So not all hope is lost, except at Yahoo.