Rescind her High School Diploma

For some reason I can’t fathom, front-running Presidential candidate John McCain went on The View (maybe he’ll also do Sesame Street) and talked to Baba Wawa and Whoopi Goldberg. While he was talking about the need for judges who interpret the Constitution instead of rewriting it, Whoopi interrupted and asked if that meant she had to worry about being a slave.

Note to Whoopi: slavery was abolished by an amendment. And guess what amendments are? Part of the Constitution.

You can thank Republican President Abraham Lincoln, by the way.

If you don’t know who he is, don’t worry about it. He was just an old white dude from a red state.