The Adjective the Knights of Ni Cannot Hear

This is bad. Already, the liberal press has described Sarah Palin as a “staunch conservative” and a “staunch pro-lifer” (because she made the radical choice not to kill her son for having Down’s Syndrome).

I can’t believe they’re hitting her with “staunch.” You know as well as I do, it’s never good to be a “staunch” anything, as far as the press is concerned. You never hear anyone say, “That Algore is a staunch environmentalist.” No one says, “Those folks at PETA sure are staunch animal lovers.” No, it’s always “staunch”-[insert something the press hates].

She has been the VP choice for less than a day, and already, she has to fight the stench of “staunch.”

Man, they must be mad at her. It’s not her fault Obama chose an Alfred and McCain chose a Robin.

Or maybe Catwoman.