By da Gubbermint Uh da United Nations

I have stuff to do today. I have to mail a CD to a television producer. I have to mail books to a radio station, because they gave them away to listeners and my publisher hasn’t managed to get copies to them. I need to poison everything on this entire parcel of land, except for humans and parrots.

But I’ve decided I have time to do one more thing. I am going to get me a new gun.

The only question is, .22 or .17 HMR?

Tried to get my kitchen-table dealer to get me a .22, but he never got back to me. I have waited long enough.