Bigfoot Corpse Turns Out to be Myth
August 15th, 2008You Read it Here First
You know that 500-pound “bigfoot corpse” those clowns in Georgia claim they have in a cooler in Georgia? Well, it’s a fake.
I guess you’re wondering how I know. Here’s how.
1. I am old.
2. I am not a moron.
Thanks for your time.
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