Me 16, Hysterics 0

April 3rd, 2020

Coronavirus Prediction Still Doing Well

Here’s what’s happening with my coronavirus forecast equation.

Predicted cases (including error correction discussed earlier): 1,007,033.

Actual: 1,026,974.

Error: ~1.9%.

These figures are global.

Ignore the correction factor, and I’m still within around 20%, which is still a bullseye.

It appears undeniable that this disease will never begin to spread as quickly or infect as many people as the flu. Every continent is infected, and the easiest targets, by and large, will have the disease by the end of the month, if they don’t already. It’s not like there is a huge bank of unexposed populations of potential victims which will cause the rate to spike.

I would expect the transmission rate to drop off soon because of the shortage of suitable targets.

I am not knowledgeable about epidemics, but like I always say, I can tell the difference between one million and 650 million.

I coined a phrase this week, and I decided to have a shirt made. Here it is:

If you want one for yourself, you can find it on Cafepress. You don’t have to have white. You can choose the color. I don’t use my blog for financial gain, so I won’t link to it.

That’s it for now. Time to look for productive activities.

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We still have no major-celebrity deaths. The press’s latest unsuccessful candidate: Adam Schlesinger, the “famed pop rock singer” (???) who ghost-wrote “That Thing you Do” for Tom Hanks.

Schlesinger supposedly had no preexisting risk factors. He was a bit overweight and over the age of 50, but that’s all we know.

There are thousands of real celebrities, like Madonna and Michael Jordan. What’s protecting them? If it’s not magic, it must be math.

I don’t know a single person who has this disease, and even though I’m a hermit, I do know a lot of people. I’m a connected hermit.

I suppose people who put Schlesinger’s fame in proper perspective will be accused of insensitivity. Be honest. Do you weep every time you learn that someone you never heard of died? No. That would be a sign of mental illness. It’s very sad, but my oldest memories of this man go back about 25 minutes. There is a limit to what you can expect.

4 Responses to “Me 16, Hysterics 0”

  1. Mumblix Grumph Says:

    If social distancing and self-isolation make you healthy, I should be pretty much bullet-proof by now.

    BTW The Governor of Washington State is mobilizing the National Guard. Not really sure why, the roads are fine, no tornado damage, no floods, the lights are on, stores are open, gasoline is available (and cheap) natural gas, water and sewer lines are all tip top.

    Are they going to enforce the Stay Home orders? Run roadblocks? Bayonet anybody who touches their face in public?

    I’m not liking how this is starting to look.

  2. JPatterson Says:

    Just throwing this out there: the straight number of infected might not be the most telling metric for measuring the impact of this virus. From what I’ve read, the problem is the percentage of infected that end up needing higher levels of intervention, as opposed to the flu.

  3. Aiden Says:

    Steve, I’ve been a loyal reader you were Hogging on Ice. I always get a kick out of your blog. When you posted your equation, I told everyone at work. I’ve been preaching the numbers on a daily basis. Does anyone believe me? No. Hysterics, the media, Satan and modern human emotion do not allow them to. I’m in California. The only good part about all of this is that traffic is down.

  4. Steve H. Says:

    Mumblix, I don’t know what to say. Maybe the leftist power grab will spin out of control and turn into a major, permanent de facto coup.

    JPatterson, it would almost be nice to hear some kind of rational justification for the restrictions at this point. What I’ve been seeing for a while is something like 0.1% deaths and around 5% hospitalizations.

    The CDC says we have over 800,000 yearly hospitalizations due to the flu. That comes out to somewhere around 5%. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Is it possible flu hospitalization cases aren’t as bad?

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