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Let me get your opinion on something. Who is currently the hottest babe on Fox News?

Of course, we all know the answer. Lauren Green is easily the hottest babe in the solar system. So we won’t count her.

I was watching Domenica Davis today while I ate lunch, and I have to say, Mr. Ailes has outdone himself this time. I have no idea whether she has any brains, but she can talk and point at a map, so as far as I’m concerned, she’s qualified to do her job. Some meteorologists have degrees in things like physics. Domenica’s graduate degree–I’m not making fun–is in broadcast meteorology. Yes, you can go to college and train for the specific task of being a weatherperson. One hazard: if you’re a man, it will turn you gay. At least, that’s what the evidence suggests.

On top of her other accomplishments, she’s a champion figure skater. Check out this video.

Again, Lauren Green is a concert pianist, so we have to disqualify her from competing with mere mortals.

I think it’s kind of cruel to post that video, because it shows that Domenica’s body is as perfect as her face. That will destroy the hopes of a lot of jealous women who comfort themselves with the knowledge that a lot of anchorbabes have big butts.

Fox has a sleeper babe on its hands these days, at least for men in a certain age range. They’ve really shined up Jeanine Pirro. If she had looked this good when she ran against Hillary, maybe things would have turned out differently. She used to dress like a prosecutor, but now we’re getting surprising amounts of cleavage and sleevelessness.

I think Domenica Davis is the hottest product Fox currently offers, if you don’t count Lauren Green. If anything happens to her, the title escheats to Courtney Friel.