I’m all About Progress

With God’s intensified help, I am continuing to get things done. I got new accounts set up with the Florida Department of Revenue, which is surprisingly hard. I removed more leaves from my yard; I now have an impressive pile of them out in the woods. I’ve also made real progress on stump removal.

I have several stumps in my front yard. The man who sold my dad this house made a huge blunder. He had stumps sawn off level with the ground. NEVER do this. In order to remove a stump using force, you need to be able to grip it, and you need leverage. The longer the trunk is, the easier it is to pull the stump.

I tried burning the stumps with charcoal. It will work, but it’s very slow. I tried lifting them with my tractor. I tried potassium nitrate. I still haven’t found a universal solution.

Potassium nitrate will dramatically accelerate the speed at which some stumps rot. You can rot a stump in a month or two with it, and because the chemical will penetrate down to the roots, you will end up with a stump that burns easily. Potassium nitrate helps wood burn. I used potassium nitrate to soften a stump near my front door, and it worked very well, but other stumps seem to ignore it.

A couple of days ago, I resumed work on a stubborn oak stump. It came from a tree about ten inches across. I figured it would be pretty easy. I would use the tractor and subsoiler to go around it and rip out all the roots holding it in, and then I could lift it out. When I started ripping and digging, I found that the 10″ tree had a solid ball of wood just under the ground, nearly 20″ across. It wasn’t going anywhere.

I dug so much, I created a moat around it. I used a sawzall to cut many of the roots, and then I got out a Remington electric pole saw. This is a weak electric chainsaw. I didn’t want to put my nice gas saws in the dirt. It dulls the blades quickly and might cause other problems. I didn’t care all that much about the Remington; it was already pretty beaten up. It did a wonderful job. Better than a sawzall.

After that, I got the feeling that God was telling me to get a long pry bar and twist the stump out. The idea was to lodge the bar in the stump, attach a strap to the far and, and pull with a tractor. I saw two problems with this: I figured the bar would snap, and I also thought it was too big to go in the largest hole I could make. I have a 1″ auger on a hammer drill, and the pry bar seemed bigger than that. Nonetheless, I did what I thought I was supposed to do.

While I was looking at the problem, I decided to get a real saw out and cut a slot in the top of the stump, like the slot in a screw. This was easy. I rested the bar in it and pulled with my garden tractor. The bar bent instantly. I wondered if the idea had really come from God.

While I was staring at it, I decided to lower the saw into the moat and cut horizontally. I went about halfway through. Because I had a vertical slot in the stump, I was able to put the prying end of the bar (not bent) into the slot and pry. Before long, I had a bunch of stump chunks out. Big ones. In a short time, I was able to cut the stump off flat, maybe 9″ below the surface of the yard.

I wasn’t done. My drill removes wood much faster than a chainsaw. I took it and drilled vertically through the stump’s remains. I guess I spent 15 minutes doing this. Most of the holes went all the way into the soil. I removed a big percentage of the stump. I can bury it now and not worry about it, or I can go out and beat it with a maul and see how much of it breaks off. If I bury it, it should rot a lot faster than it would have, had I not drilled it out.

I plan to try the maul and see what happens. Can’t hurt.

The pry bar worked out very well. It bent, but it motivated me to do things that led to a better solution, and the bent bar is still useful. It only cost $27, which is fine, considering how much stump grinding costs.

I’m hoping to get the new rockshaft cylinder installed in the lawn tractor. I need to mow this week, and I don’t want the old cylinder shooting fluid all over the yard and garage.

Installing a new hydraulic cylinder is intimidating, but it appears that it should not be hard. SHOULD not, I say. You know how these things go sometimes. The old shaft is held in with two cotter pins. After that, you remove two fluid fittings. You put the new cylinder in its place and start working the hydraulics. The pump will fill the cylinder with fluid. Then I top off the fluid, and everything should be fine. As Jeremy Clarkson likes to say, “How hard can it be?”

I’m not sure how to get the new cylinder to move so it’s the same length as the old one. It will have to be extended to the same degree as the old one in order to fit. If I can’t work it out, I’ll have to find a way to move the hydraulic stuff in the tractor so it fits the new shaft.

It’s not easy to expand or compress an empty hydraulic cylinder. I think it needs to be expanded. Maybe I can tie it to a tree and pull it with a tractor.

John Deere makes this cylinder with welded ends, so I can’t replace the seals. Really rotten thing to do to customers. Rebuilding hydraulic cylinders is easy and cheap, and welding the ends on one is probably not significantly cheaper than putting real end caps on it. John Deere is known for high prices and pushing people to dealerships for overpriced repairs.

This is one of the reasons why all small tractors made in America are made overseas. When a company acts like an ass, foreign competitors move in, and Americans lose jobs. I have no sympathy at all when an annoying company gets Asian competition. It’s like the Mac/PC thing; Apple had a better product, but they treated customers and other companies the way lampreys treat bass, so PC vendors crushed Apple for years. Pffft. Couldn’t happen to a nicer company.

I also conquered a decades-long problem which had never stopped nibbling at me: I bought a new Stetson.

When I was in college, I bought a nice beaver Stetson cowboy hat. I got it for fun, but it turned out to be a fantastic hat. I don’t know if cowboys really wore these things, but they should have. In hot weather, they’re too warm, but when it gets cold and wet, a Stetson is great. A Stetson will keep your head dry and warm, and you will also look sharp.

One day while I was working in the student grocery, a Japanese girl named Kana came up to me, pulled off my Stetson, took a black bandana off her neck, put it on the hat over the band, and put the hat back on my head. It looked very good, and the whole thing was flattering. Kana was very attractive. A bit on the sassy side for a Japanese girl, and she was friendly to me and my male friends. I don’t mean she slept with us.

I don’t know how Japanese Kana was, or if she had ever been to Japan. Seemed like she had a little bit of an accent, but you know how Asians are. Raise them here, and they still have accents for a couple of generations.

When I decided to travel after dropping out, I took the Stetson with me. While I was living on a kibbutz, an Israeli kid asked if he could borrow it, and that was the last I ever saw of it.

Recently, I felt bad about losing the hat, and I started looking for a new one. I keep thinking about moving north, and I pictured myself walking around in cold weather with the wrong hat. Of course, Stetson had discontinued it. I created an Ebay search with email alerts, and whenever a new item was listed, I checked it out. This week, a nice hat popped up. It was the right size and model. It seems to be a tiny bit darker than my old hat, but it was too good to pass up. I bought it for about 1/4 the price of a new hat, and it’s in new condition. Sweet.

Now I just need the right bandana.

I can’t wear it now; it’s too hot. When I move to Tennessee, I’ll be able to wear it maybe 7 months out of the year!

I also had a Stetson “Indiana Jones” hat I bought for fun. As I recall, it didn’t like the rain very much, even though it cost $57.50 in dollars that were much bigger than today’s. It may be that the movie hat was wool and not beaver felt. Wool hats don’t tolerate rain well.

It was probably of lower quality than the cowboy hat. After all, it was made to take advantage of a movie fad.

Today I plan to keep getting things done. I’m going to call the University of Florida and ask for a horticulturist to come out and tell me what to do with my yard. I’m going to get another peach tree, and I have realized I need a mulberry, too. I know just where to put it. Some day, people who visit this property will thank me for the shade.