“Maybe if we Turn the Hose on Him…”
June 29th, 2008More Free Food for Yours Truly
Got some nice emails about Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man – The World’s Unhealthiest Cookbook. Here’s part of one:
I thought I was gonna die reading your Angela Ashes passage. Seriously. Certainly not appropriate for a Sunday, but then, I’m iconoclastic like that lately.
And then the Christopher Walken and Tom Cruise, and, and, and.
Please write more. I know that I will be hooting and hollering and thinking and amassing recipes, if there’s another cook book, while I read your books. I can’t think of many authors who accomplish that result. The “big name” humorists aren’t literally funny, nor are they consistent, that I can see anymore.
I can’t ask for a nicer response than that. Although this comes close:
Just got your new book a few days ago and made champagne chicken tonight. Man, I can’t believe how good it is. It’s like sex on a plate. I’m probably too lazy to make anything else in the book, but I had to make something. It’s an obligation. I didn’t want the book to end up like another investment that ends up never used, like a Bowflex.
Someone got the writing, and someone else gets the food. Maybe I didn’t waste my time!
Fausta and her family invited me to dinner AGAIN tonight. And I was the worst guest imaginable. We started talking about bloggers and blogging, and we got carried away, I kept talking and talking, and eventually they had to tase me to make me leave.
It was sort of like reading this blog, only there was no way to close the browser window.
I really enjoyed myself, even if I bored everyone else to death.
Again, the comparison to this blog is unavoidable.
Thanks for the emails.