At Least He Won’t Bomb Our Allies

Some truly non-progressive individuals have put up a borderline blasphemous website slandering the secular Messiah, B. Hussein Obama. I wonder whether Pope Prius I has seen this on his giant carbon-offset plasma TV at Vatican West, over in Tennessee. You’ve seen the place. It’s sort of like the other Vatican, only it has a higher electric bill.

Hillary turned us all into newts. But thanks to Obama, we will all get better. Then we won’t have to go on the cart, and we think we’ll go for a walk.

In other news, Brak has his own show. When did that happen?

I guess switching to tea in the morning has rendered me even less coherent than before.