Tomorrow’s Big Scoop: Kavanaugh Cheated at Monopoly

The Beast is still after Brett Kavanaugh. Moloch never sleeps.

This weekend and today I read about Kavanaugh’s newest accusers. They remind me of something I have often said: the reaches your enemies have to make in order to accuse you are a testimony to your innocence.

Kavanaugh is in his 50’s. If he there were any serious character issues that affected his behavior as an adult–a real adult, not a teenager–we would know all about them by now. Instead, we have three things:

1. He supposedly groped a girl when he was 17.

2. He supposedly exposed himself to a girl during a drinking game at 18.

3. A friend of his named Mark Judge supposedly joined others in having sex with a drunk girl.

Amazing. This is their ammunition. Kavanaugh must be a pretty solid guy, if this is the best they can do. Imagine what they could have done with Bill Clinton or Keith Ellison.

Let me point something out. If the Democrats nominated someone who committed several violent crimes as a teenager, and it was a person who had since reformed, no one would care. Such a person would be approved. Kavanaugh may or may not have done a couple of stupid, relatively trivial things when he was a teen, and there is no evidence that he behaved badly during the ensuing three and a half decades, yet we are supposed to believe he’s unfit to serve on a court.

Robert Byrd put away his Klan robes and became the majority leader of the Senate. Let’s not even discuss Ted Kennedy, who was a grown man when he left a woman to suffocate in a sunken car he had wrecked. Why are we even talking about Kavanaugh?

As for the accusations themselves, the person who made accusation 1 named 4 witnesses, and none back her up. The person who made accusation 2 also has no corroborating witnesses. Accusation 3 is the lamest of all. It’s about someone else! Democrats want us to punish Brett Kavanaugh for something Mark Judge did.

They’re not scraping the bottom of the barrel. They’ve drilled holes in it, and they’re sifting the dirt underneath.

I can’t help thinking about my law school. There was a notorious young woman there who supposedly snorted cocaine off a young man’s private parts. What if someone nominates her to a judgeship? Things will go badly for her. If she’s a Republican.

Maybe we should impeach every judge who went to Woodstock.

Sexual sin is bad, but the general rule is that we don’t consider it when we choose government officials. Leftists love sexual sin, when leftists are the ones committing it. What self-respecting leftist would condemn a college drinking game involving nudity? Aren’t these the same people who get public nudity bans struck down? Aren’t they the ones promoting public toplessness?

Burning Man has an orgy area. Hello?

Leftists promote female nudity as hard as they can, but they’re upset about a momentary indiscretion from a drunk teenager.

The left is confused. They want to celebrate every type of sexual sin, yet somehow they also want to be puritanical and vindictive. It won’t work.

They also want to kill due process. Aren’t they the ones who want us to give illegal aliens endless hearings and appeals? Aren’t they known for promoting due process safeguards for guilty suspects? When did we decide men are the only people who don’t get the benefit of the Constitution?

Here’s an important point about the accusation against Mark Judge: it was made by an ex-girlfriend. Come on. If you really want to bury someone, who do you go to for material? Ex-wives and ex-girlfriends top the list.

Women handle rejection very, very badly. Women who have boyfriends dream of marriage all day. They feel they have to be married by certain ages, and if they don’t make it, they feel it somehow invalidates them as women. They sit around writing their “married names” to pass the time. They make up weird wedding rules. They flip through narcissistic magazines aimed at brides.

Generally, long relationships are ended by men, not women. Women get old, younger women are always available, and relationships with no roots suffer their expected ends. The world is full of ex-girlfriends who are nearing or past menopause, and they are not known to be forgiving or honest.

An ex-girlfriend is likely to see a former boyfriend as the person who ruined her life. Many of them will jump at a chance to return the favor.

Even if the accusation is true, it doesn’t say the drunken girl Judge had sex with didn’t consent, and again…not Kavanaugh. Tomorrow, my former pastor will be sentenced for child molestation. Should I have to serve part of his time because I knew him?

Maybe Hillary Clinton should be tried for the things Bill did.

I don’t think these women are telling the truth. I believe people would be backing them up if they were, and besides, sexual loose cannons usually have multiple accusers with strong testimonies. Sexual aggression is a lifelong habit. Two uncorroborated yarns don’t turn Brett Kavanaugh into Bill Cosby. They simply make his accusers look desperate and dishonest, and they make leftists look like tyrants.

Kavanaugh will make it, unless a better accusation emerges. We need to pray for God to help him. The more Supreme Court justices we have on our side, the easier our future will be.