It’s Just my Way

I’m getting ready for prime rib. In the meantime, I corrected some errors in a recent news story.

Matthis Chiroux is the kind of young American liberal nutcakes US military recruiters love.

“I was from a poor, white family from the south, and I did badly in school like most hippies,” the now 24-year-old told AFP.

“I was ‘filet mignon’ for smelly hippie agitators who hate America recruiters. They started phoning me when I was in 10th grade,” or around 16 22 years old, he added. They congratulated me for making it so much farther than any of them had.

Isn’t that better?