PLEASE

I keep seeing and hearing that Condi Rice is going to be McCain’s running mate. Just in case it turns out that McCain is really that stupid, let me suggest three alternative choices that would be more popular with black voters.

1. David Duke
2. Tom Metzger
3. Duane “Dog” Chapman

Surely McCain will not do something this dumb. Surely he learned something from McCain-Feingold. If there is a person in the United States who is more uniformly hated by black voters than Condi Rice, I am hard-pressed to guess who it is. Black voters who would not leave their homes to vote for Obama will crawl on their bellies through molten lava to vote against Rice.

Are we really this out of touch? I was just starting to feel good about this election.