Hurry up With That Bosco

I think that every morning for the foreseeable future, I should post a memorable quote from a Christopher Walken story. I’m going to get a head start on tomorrow.

Anyway, I recently contacted his manager and got the dope on Wesley by applying a Vise Grip to the end of his left index finger. From Sears. A real Vise Grip. Not some cheap Chinese knockoff. The Chinese ones tend to twist off just when the information is starting to flow.

Let me tell you one thing. One piece of knowledge you can cherish and utilize until your dying day. Which will not be soon, let’s hope. Unless you aggravate me. When you’re applying pressure to a man’s fingernails to find out, say, the location of a dead midget you accidentally offed in a moment of high spirits, you really need American quality. However the Chinese ones are fine for smacking people in the mouth.