Get me Some Sour Cream and a Can of Pipe Dope

December 26th, 2009

My Nose Hairs are Smoking

I think I killed my digestive tract. I’ll have to replace it with PVC.

The chicken curry was magnificent. I was actually able to taste it through the viral infection. I used three habanero gold peppers in 2 pounds of chicken, and it was perfect. Any hotter, and I would not have been able to eat it. Any milder, and it wouldn’t have gotten the job done. I needed something to scorch my sinuses and open up all the little holes in my head, and this stuff did it.

I wish I had some chicken fat to add to it. That would make it even better.

10 Responses to “Get me Some Sour Cream and a Can of Pipe Dope”

  1. Ed Bonderenka Says:

    Prayin’

  2. rightisright Says:

    Good luck evacuating tomorrow!

  3. Nick Says:

    I pity your toilet.

  4. Tziporah Says:

    I love reading your description of the chicken curry. I pray that you soon get over the viral infection.

  5. pbird Says:

    Bah! Flu shot! Indeed.

  6. Steve H. Says:

    Hey, I’m glad I’m not going to get the flu in addition to this.

  7. Randy Rager Says:

    3 habaneros? Good grief. When did pain become a flavor?

  8. Elisson Says:

    Duck fat. That’s the ticket.

  9. Heather P. Says:

    Dude, are you ok? Did you spontaniously combust? No post today, I hope you are feeling better. God Bless!

  10. Steve H. Says:

    I’m much better, but my brain was fogged all day, so I didn’t get around to blogging.