There’s no Legal Limit to the Snow Here
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008We Eat Ham and Jam and Government Cheese a Lot
I am looking at a Drudgebart-linked story about a 12-year-old boy who killed a nutcase who was in the act of strangling the boy’s mother. Salomon Noubissie, a family friend, flipped out and started beating Cheryl Stamp, and he eventually ended up with his hands on her throat, and he refused to let go. So her son took a knife and killed him. This is the story, as told by the boy and his mother. So far, the authorities say it’s consistent with the evidence.
They’re trying to decide whether to indict the child. The Washington Post felt the boy’s unusual height and weight were somehow relevant, so they mentioned them. Fine. I get to call him “the child,” the way the gun-grabbers call 24-year-old pimps killed legally with pistol bullets “children.”
At first, I was outraged by the story. Then I realized it was reasonable to look at the evidence before making a decision, and I figured the authorities were doing their jobs. Then I thought about the situation. An attack inside the victim’s home, in front of a 12-year-old. And I started to lean toward outrage again.
This happened in Washington, DC, more or less. It was actually in Maryland, but it a lot of what we think of as DC is in Maryland. So it happened in a heavily liberalized area. Presumably, then, the authorities there are hostile to the second amendment, and to self-defense. When politicians represent an unruly constituency in which many voters have relatives who commit crimes, they tend to support the public’s view that self-defense is mean and that criminals should be allowed to live long enough to reform themselves. After killing a few dozen people. Who are somehow less valuable than the criminals.
Had this happened in Florida, I am fairly sure it wouldn’t have made the news. First of all, most newspapers have a policy of killing stories about successful acts of self-defense, especially when they involve dead criminals. Second, in Florida, if you’re in a person’s house and you act up, and you get killed for it, the prosecutors know they will have a very hard time putting your victim in jail. We have the Castle Doctrine. It’s not really a doctrine. It’s a statute. Anyway, barring some indication that there was foul play–and a dead body does not automatically qualify–I doubt the cops and prosecutors would waste their time on a matter like this in Florida. The authorities wouldn’t want to act on it, and the newspapers would not want to report it. And the public would go insane, reading that a child might be prosecuted for defending his mother.
There isn’t enough money in the world to make me move to a place like DC or New York or Detroit or LA. Jesusland is where it’s at. We’re citizens. The Blue Staters are subjects. Sharecroppers for the Mommy Dearest state.
Honestly, sometimes I think secession would be a great move. We keep the wheat, the guns, the cattle, the vast majority of the natural resources, and most of the military. They would defect to Jesusland anyway. You keep Fire Island, San Francisco, Broadway, and the cast of The View. I’d jump at that in a heartbeat. Think of all the miserable, annoying people who would leave Jesusland and move north and east and west. Now that I think about it, that kind of migration is already underway.
It’s possible that the authorities have a good reason for considering an indictment, but if that’s the case, it’s not apparent from the story. If such evidence exists, it will have to be powerful. They’ll have to ask a jury or judge to go after a kid whose mother will testify that she was attacked in her own home. Maybe they think she was involved with the dead man, and that the child just didn’t like it. But the story also says the attacker was combative even after he was cut. He fought the police. That’s not consistent with an unprovoked slashing.
If it’s true that this guy went nuts and refused to stop choking the woman, then what the child did was completely appropriate, except that he didn’t finish the job. You don’t point a knife at a nutcase and ask him to be reasonable, after it’s obvious that he won’t listen. You have to stick him right away, because the alternative is to risk having him take your knife and stick you. If the boy hadn’t acted, we might be reading about a mother and child slashed to death by a lunatic.
Look at the attitude prosecutors have up there: “‘In Maryland, there can be a legitimate defense of third parties in the event of a violent attack,’ State’s Attorney Glenn F. Ivey said. ‘That is a possibility in this case.'”
“In Maryland”? Is he seriously suggesting he thinks there are jurisdictions where you can’t kill to defend someone else? News to me, if there are. Thanks for the chilling effect, Glenn. And why does he use the word “possibility”? Judging from the story, it’s damned likely. Clearly, he’s playing to his liberal public. Brilliant. Law-abiding people will see that and hesitate to do the right thing. Criminals won’t pay any attention. Besides, they can’t read.
What a snake pit Greater DC must be. Imagine, coming to someone’s aid, knowing the alternative is to watch a murder, and then having Mr. Ivey say there was “a possibility” you might not go to the penitentiary for your bravery. I guess places like that are lost, and the only answer for decent people is to flee. Flee, and let the fools who remain suffer the consequences of their irrationality and unfairness and immorality. That’s the time-honored solution, and I’m a hundred percent in favor of it. If you want to see justice in action, go to a city where the parasites have driven out the hosts. Mosquitoes make a damn poor living, biting each other. Thank God people in America are still allowed to move. If the kooks were in charge, they’d take it away from us, in order to keep the tax dollars flowing. It’s funny how leftist utopias have to seal their borders to keep people from leaving.
Let’s all leave. God bless the warmhearted, enlightened socialist fascists; they’re so smart, they don’t need our help. We would just be in the way. Let’s get out and let them create their Marxist paradises without our interference. I’m sure everything will be fine. Their new nation, the People’s Republic of Kumbayah, will be…the Macintosh of countries. Perfect in every way. Even the climate. Global warming will continue in Jesusland, but in the PRK, they’ll have frost in May. And not just in Hillary’s bra.
I feel a song coming on!
The rain may never fall till after sundown.
By eight, the morning fog must disappear.
In short, there’s simply not
A more congenial spot
For holding up a liquor store
Than here in…Cam-e-lot.

STOP THAT!
I suppose people will say this article proves newspapers don’t kill stories about self-defense. Wrong. That rule only applies to stories with happy endings, i.e. dead criminals and defenders who aren’t charged. And sometimes they print stories about people who defend themselves without violence, to “prove” a rape whistle beats a switchblade every time. They printed this story because the defender is in trouble. They printed Mr. Ivey’s ridiculous, ominous, veiled threat. The message isn’t, “Brave Child Kills to Defend Mother.” It’s, “See What You Get?” Self-defense is almost as vile as…being a snitch!
Jesusland, Jesusland. I feel like going outside and kissing the ground.