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Variations

May 12th, 2011

I Need to Get Up and Do Something

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. I felt pretty bad for him until we both met a guy who was just a head. Then all three of us met a guy who was just an eyeball. We decided to go to the mall and buy him a nice monocle.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. It worked out okay, though, because chicks dig guys who cry.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. He called me a pansy and tried to punch me for crying. But I outran him pretty easily.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. I’m glad I wasn’t crying about not having a hat.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Suddenly I felt new gratitude for my vast collection of expensive boots.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. I stopped crying and asked if I could have his shoes. Hey, he wasn’t using them.

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4 Responses to “Variations”

  1. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Walk a mile in another man’s shoes. When he finds out, you’ll have a one mile headstart.

    Cheers

  2. Steve H. Says:

    I feel like Googling Jack Handey.

  3. Ruth H Says:

    Hmmm… the old Steve must have been hiding in your head somewhere. I like the the both of you.

  4. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Could have been a number of sources, Wilkie Collins not among them.

    Cheers