Nice Crewcut, Pastor

February 26th, 2010

Saturday Outing

Tomorrow I’m going to a gun show with my PRAYER GROUP. Don’t even try to tell me my church isn’t great. Can you imagine running that by your average Catholic priest or some lesbian who pastors a Lutheran church?

Now that I think about it, I’ll probably run into a fair number of lesbians tomorrow.

What happened to the good old days, when priests boxed and were full of shrapnel from Iwo Jima?

5 Responses to “Nice Crewcut, Pastor”

  1. Ben A. Trujillo Says:

    Steve, take a look at this, I know It’ll make your day:
    http://www.tonyrogers.com/liberty/nobody_invades_switzerland.htm

  2. Charlie Bravo Says:

    Get a Basque priest, Steve.
    He would have probably run Pamplona a couple of times.
    He would throw stone weights with the boy.
    He would probably own a rifle.
    And yes, he would grill…

  3. Edward Says:

    Kindly report back with prices for M-1 Garands and ammo in general – and a prayer for all our bretheren in Chile.

  4. Steve H. Says:

    I have never seen good ammo prices at a gun show.

  5. km Says:

    What happened to the US Catholic priesthood is that the theological liberals (with a very pro-gay attitude) took over the seminaries, and the places soon looked gayer than any fern or leather bar or urban YMCA in the country.
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    A lot of religiously inclined young Catholic men who turn out to be gay are drawn to the priesthood because they see their lack of attraction to girls as a sign of calling to the celebate priesthood – and once in the swinging homo seminaries they discover they are gay, and that being gay is very common in the preisthood.
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    The church looks the other way (even after a few alter boy incidents).
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    All part of why I left the RC church