New Trinket for the IWhine

Here are two things you should never doubt again.

1. Bush Derangement Syndrome is a bona fide mental illness.

2. The spirit of Antichrist upholds and promotes anti-Jewish, anti-Church leaders.

If you have better explanations for Barack Obama’s unexpected Nobel Peace Prize, I would love to hear them.

This guy is starting to remind me of Al Bundy. If you don’t recall, Al was a high school superstar. A jock. He peaked at 18. Then he ended up selling shoes. Obama will peak during the 12 months following the 2008 election. After that, a legacy of abject bundicity. Which is a noun I just coined.

Now that I think about it, the Antichrist will be a lot like Al Bundy, too. A short time in the sun, and then eternity in the deep fryer. God’s shoe store.

Obama is hostile to the necessary, God-mandated, inevitable recovery of the missing parts of the Jewish homeland, and the terrorists made it clear they preferred him to McCain, but even Muslims found this award confusing and inappropriate.

When nutty things happen, look for a spiritual reason. That’s what I have learned. This explains lots of things. The housing bubble. The disproportionate success of moderately talented people like Michael Jackson, Elvis, and Madonna. Oprah’s $31 million starting salary. Israel’s military victories. Bill Gates. And the bizarre and increasingly shameless worship of a mediocre and obscure junior senator who had the White House handed to him in a gift-wrapped package.

When his fall comes, he is going to hit the earth so hard he will go clean through it and pop out in China. His new policy–this is so stupid it amounts to psychosis–of openly attacking critics in the press is likely to accelerate his descent pretty dramatically.

Last night I watched a Perry Stone live webcast. He said he always prays for our leaders to come around and submit to God, so they’ll provide a friendly environment for the church. Same here. I long for the day when Obama says he has discarded the tiny idol he carries. The pocket-sized figure of the Hindu antichrist. I want to see him throw out the two-foot-tall gilded version he keeps in the White House. I want him to admit that Jeremiah Wright is a sad excuse for a preacher. And I’d like to see him quit stabbing the Jews in the back.

I want to see him straighten up and succeed or continue in foolishness and fail miserably. The former is preferable, but anything is better than success on Obama’s spiritually dysfunctional terms. No nation has ever been blessed for irresponsibility, man-worship, and Jew-baiting.

Question: will he donate the money to charity? Tough call. It’s fairly certain that he thinks he earned it. And at heart, he’s spoiled, ungrateful, and selfish. But his ego and his image would benefit from a conspicuous donation to a cause beloved by leftists. And I’m sure he expects to earn millions after he leaves office, although he’s likely to be a one-termer, which means he won’t pull down Bill Clinton money.

Whatever happens, I’m sure he will manage to embarrass us yet again.