{"id":2337,"date":"2008-12-18T12:48:30","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T17:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hogonice.com\/?p=2337"},"modified":"2008-12-18T12:48:30","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T17:48:30","slug":"dad-genes-cannot-be-silenced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/?p=2337","title":{"rendered":"Dad Genes Cannot be Silenced"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>No One but me Touches the Remote<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I think I may have developed the Dad Trunk Talent.<\/p>\n<p>You have seen this gift in action. Your family gets ready to go on vacation. Mom and the kids have too much luggage. They put it in the trunk haphazardly, so it sticks out in all directions. Dad comes out with his one bag, and steam shoots out of his ears. Everyone hides behind shrubbery while he takes everything out of the trunk and puts it back in. Suddenly, it fits, with room to spare.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone gets in the car, and you drive in silence, and Dad won&#8217;t stop to let anyone pee for 500 miles.<\/p>\n<p>I rearranged my tools today, and now the garage looks almost empty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No One but me Touches the Remote I think I may have developed the Dad Trunk Talent. You have seen this gift in action. Your family gets ready to go on vacation. Mom and the kids have too much luggage. They put it in the trunk haphazardly, so it sticks out in all directions. Dad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tools"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}