{"id":2117,"date":"2008-11-18T20:47:40","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T01:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hogonice.com\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2008-11-18T20:47:40","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T01:47:40","slug":"007-has-nothing-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/?p=2117","title":{"rendered":"007 Has Nothing on Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

Licensed to Cruffle<\/em><\/p>\n

Here is horrible news. I am about to begin cruffling. The BATF pestered me to fix my application, so I sent a check, and the paper arrived today.<\/p>\n

This is bad. There are so many things I want, which I didn’t get because of the hassle of picking them up from a dealer.<\/p>\n

I can get an M1 carbine. I can get another K31. An M1 Garand. An M39. An M96. A Sherman tank. My own aircraft carrier.<\/p>\n

I think that’s about it.<\/p>\n

One thing is for sure. I won’t be ordering anything by cell phone. That is because I have the cleanest cell phone in Miami. This is because I just repeated my old trick: putting the cell phone through the washing machine.<\/p>\n

Some people buy new cell phones when they get tired of their old ones. Some people wait until new features come out. For me, the trigger is soap suds coming out of the keypad.<\/p>\n

I can’t believe I did this again. I do it every two years.<\/p>\n

It’s not that big a deal. I recently realized I needed PDA capabilities. I can’t keep track of when I fertilized what. Or when I should clean the dust out of my room. I have lots of stuff like that, getting on my nerves. The more organized my life becomes, the less I know when I’m supposed to do things.<\/p>\n

The old phone might work when it dries out. <\/p>\n

I wish I had an interest in Eastern bloc pistols, because there are a whole bunch of them that are C&R eligible.<\/p>\n

Hopefully you’ll see me soon on the news, posing with my kitchen table “home arsenal.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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