By da Gubbermint Uh da United Nations<\/i><\/p>\n
I have stuff to do today. I have to mail a CD to a television producer. I have to mail books to a radio station, because they gave them away to listeners and my publisher hasn’t managed to get copies to them. I need to poison everything on this entire parcel of land, except for humans and parrots.<\/p>\n
But I’ve decided I have time to do one more thing. I am going to get me a new gun.<\/p>\n
The only question is, .22 or .17 HMR?<\/p>\n
Tried to get my kitchen-table dealer to get me a .22, but he never got back to me. I have waited long enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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