{"id":1379,"date":"2008-07-23T23:00:24","date_gmt":"2008-07-23T23:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/74.220.207.152\/~hogonice\/?p=1379"},"modified":"2008-07-23T23:00:24","modified_gmt":"2008-07-23T23:00:24","slug":"why-is-the-grand-imperial-wizard-on-the-roof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/?p=1379","title":{"rendered":"Why is the Grand Imperial Wizard on the Roof?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Come Down From There, Senator Byrd<\/i><\/p>\n<p>In case you are a black person who drove through my neighborhood at around 5:30 today and saw me outside, dressed in white from head to toe, wearing a pillowcase over my head with two eyeholes cut in it, I would like to offer an explanation.<\/p>\n<p>I know what it looks like.<\/p>\n<p>I was plugging the holes the bee guy completely missed when he was out here the other day, and I don&#8217;t have a bee suit, so I had to improvise.<\/p>\n<p>Please do not be alarmed. There is no one else in my organization, and I am not planning to hold any meetings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come Down From There, Senator Byrd In case you are a black person who drove through my neighborhood at around 5:30 today and saw me outside, dressed in white from head to toe, wearing a pillowcase over my head with two eyeholes cut in it, I would like to offer an explanation. I know what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tools"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toolsofrenewal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}