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Miami Man Mistaken for Nigerian Hijacker

December 31st, 2009

“Quiet” Tool-Obsessed Neighbor Amassed Arsenal of Lethal Peppers

I decided to torture my virus with more hot food. I hit the store and got ingredients for doro wat. The plan was to make it even hotter than the curry I made a few days ago. I picked four habanero golds plus one big Trinidad Scorpion to season it.

Now I have the stew bubbling on the stove, but it seems like the virus just went away. My head opened up, and I feel much better. Maybe it was the fumes from the burning onions, toasting spices, and minced peppers. Or maybe I’m really cured.

I have to ask myself: do I still want to eat this stuff if I’m not sick?

Of course I do. Let’s not kid ourselves.

I’m planning to make rotis instead of injera. I can’t help it. Rotis are better. And I bought sour cream to wrap up in there with the doro wat.

Tomorrow I may have something that makes a virus seem pleasant.


Ohhh…that was amazing. My brain actually melted and ran down my throat. I can’t say I miss it. I haven’t used it since 1996.

Take my word for it. Rotis are ten times better than injera. Dump a big pile of doro wat on one, make sure there’s a boiled egg in there somewhere, add a big blog of sour cream, fold it up like a burrito, and GO.

3 Responses to “Miami Man Mistaken for Nigerian Hijacker”

  1. pbird Says:

    I vote for the enjera.

  2. Alan Says:

    With a bad cold, I like very hot curry. Something in the capsicum that causes sinuses to open. (sniff, sniff) I must be coming down with a cold. Time for curry.

  3. pbird Says:

    I should try it. I have a head cold that surpasses the head colds of the scribes and pharisees. Its a doozy. Can you catch these things off a blog?