Unofficial Explanation

November 29th, 2009

Obvious

To all the people speculating about the Tiger Woods car accident, speculating as to how he managed to do a 120-degree turn and destroy an Escalade on a clear night with nobody else on the road, please remember before you judge…the man is half Asian.

6 Responses to “Unofficial Explanation”

  1. Heather P. Says:

    The way the MSM has jumped on this story is just to distract the public from Barry the Messiah indecision on Afganistan.

  2. Elisson Says:

    As our mutual friend Laurence Simon suggests, he needs to check his tires… he may have had a hole in one. (Ba dump bump.)

  3. Gerry N. Says:

    My ex b-i-l is half Hawaiian, half Japanese. I told him the old saw about how to blind an Asian, put a windshield in front of him. His response was, ” You’ve met my dad, then.”

    Gerry N.

  4. Aaron's cc: Says:

    My high school class’ asian valedictorian’s mother once came to pick him and me up at the Princeton University library. I recall him pounding his head in embarrassment about her inability to negotiate a K turn. That was the spring of 1980. She may still be there.

  5. Elisson Says:

    Aaron, what, pray tell, were you doing at the Princeton University library?

  6. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Waiting for Michelle?

    Cheers