Don’t Swallow a Camel

August 31st, 2009

Stupidity is not Faith

I got all excited about Jentezen Franklin’s book on fasting, and I wrote about it, and then I got this comment:

Reverend Franklin also hops on a private jet after his services on Sunday mornings in Gainesville, GA (20 minutes from me) and flies to Orange County, CA for some preaching there.

I think the guy isn’t so much motivated by the Holy Spirit as he is the Almighty Dollar. But that’s just my opinion, and I am generally skeptical of mega church pastors.

I’m not dismissing what Franklin has to say about fasting, but I just caution you to be a tad more critical of preachers such as him.

This is always the problem with charismatics. I don’t know why it doesn’t hit non-charismatics so hard. They’re just as subject to temptation. But somehow, you don’t see Catholic priests with their own jets, or Baptists with fleets of luxury cars. If there are examples out there, I don’t know about them. The Pope has pretty spiffy digs, but he can’t control the wealth of the church the way an independent preacher can.

I took a look at Franklin’s website, and he was asking people for a “seed” of one thousand dollars, to get God moving in their lives. I just can’t buy into that, no matter how much I liked the book. I think preaching prosperity and health is fine, and I think these things are linked to giving, but if I were doing the preaching, I would just say “give” and leave out the phrase “to me.” The Bible talks a great deal about giving to the poor. It doesn’t mention a single prosperity preacher, to my knowledge. It says we should give tithes and quality offerings, but I can’t think of anyone in the Bible who was asked to give a “miracle seed gift of fifty shekels” in order to receive “a hundredfold return.” And I’m pretty sure the people who received the tithes and offerings weren’t living like kings.

I like Perry Stone a lot. He has an informative, interesting show. He believes in prosperity and miracles and so on. But he refuses to beg. Every show has a commercial for a DVD or something. That’s fine. Air time costs money, and I think he really believes his products are helpful. But you never see him whining about how the devil is about to repossess his Bentley because the old grannies on Social Security aren’t sending him enough money. You never see him say “Give me x, and God will give you y.” He claims God will not permit him to ask for money. Corrie ten Boom said the same thing.

Gamaliel said it was a bad idea to oppose the Apostles. He said that if God wasn’t with them, they would fail, but if he was with them, the Jewish authorities would find themselves fighting God. Doesn’t the same sort of idea apply to ministries? Would God tell you to start a TV ministry and then require you to moan and cry for money? If God is with you, presumably, you’re going to win. If you lose, doesn’t that mean he was not on board?

I thought things were improving in the charismatic churches, and they are, but there is still a ways to go. I much prefer Robert Morris’s approach. He preaches about prosperity all the time, but he does not ask for money. And he never says he’s the person you should send your money to. Now that I think about it, I have no idea how he pays for air time. I wouldn’t know how to donate to him if I wanted to. I received his book when I joined my church, and I watch his show as part of basic cable, and my sister gave me some of his DVDs. Now I’m starting to feel sorry for him. But he has a big church with an astounding, world-famous music team.

Another point in his favor: he doesn’t claim “prosperous” equals “rich.”

If he keeps this up, he’s going to offend a lot of religious broadcasters.

I think you’re supposed to give where you see a need. Does a rich TV preacher need my money? You can give a relatively small amount to a Christian charity and immunize a whole brigade of kids for life. After you’re dead, you will still be blessing them. You can move an Ethiopian Jew from a filthy camp to Ben Gurion Airport. Change his life forever. Isn’t that better than paying to upgrade the silver faucets in some preacher’s mansion? If they showed that they were doing something worthwhile with the money, I’d be more understanding, but it looks like it all goes into their businesses and their salaries. Many charities give over 80% of their gross to the needy. That’s not bad.

I still like the fasting book.

7 Responses to “Don’t Swallow a Camel”

  1. aelfheld Says:

    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    Unless it’s digital, then it’s just annoying.

  2. TC Says:

    I find the name of Jentezen Franklin’s church to be amusing. It’s “Free Chapel.” I’ve never seen such a grand and opulent “chapel.” It looks more like corporate headquarters. Acres of terraced parking lots and a massive, modern building complex. And some really nice landscaping. I read something in a local paper about the $750,000+ A/V system in the sanctuary. Look it up on Google Maps and use the satellite view: 3001 McEver Road, Gainesville, GA You can even do the “street view” to see what the place looks like.
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    It’s not just charismatics. There’s a mega church about 20 minutes away in a different direction that is somehow “affiliated” with the United Methodist Church that has a Starbuck’s kiosk and a full-time audio/video/web/graphics team of 6 to 8 individuals.
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    I’m perfectly happy worshiping in a church built in 1871. In fact, I rather like it. To me it represents humility, enduring values and links to a simpler past.

  3. km Says:

    Nice little basic/simple test there – does the guy emphasize the “give” part or the “to me” part?
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    That should tell you a lot right there.

  4. Ed Bonderenka Says:

    Christians are “believers”. Pentecostals believe even more stuff than say Baptists, etc. I think there is a fine line between believing and gullible. I’m a pentecostal. I’ve been gullible. when you get saved, come into a church and everyone says, “so and so is a real man of God!” you tend to believe them. Especially in our pastor-centric churches.
    I believe Jesus spoke of investing in the Kingdom. We should be researching our investments.

  5. km Says:

    Could it be that charismatics don’t have as much cetral authority to reign in the exceses of the preachers?

  6. thebends Says:

    This is how you ask for money:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3X-GtEnjME#t=3m56s

    The late Dr. Gene Scott. Crazy as a loon. Entertaining.

  7. musical mountaineer Says:

    I read a Christian website about fasting once, where the fellow recommended drinking a LOT of water. Could be this Franklin fellow. Anyway, the website didn’t say anything about salt.

    If you drink a lot of water while fasting, you may need salt. Hyponatremia is strangely unpleasant at best, and at worst it can kill you. If you start to get a kind of panicky heart-fluttering out-of-body feeling, take a little salt in water. It doesn’t take much; a quarter teaspoon a day is probably more than plenty.

    I fasted on water for eight days once. I sweated a fair amount during that time. I got a touch of hyponatremia. Don’t mistake it for the holy spirit, is all I can say.