The True Face of Evil

May 25th, 2009

Barns of Aggression

In case everyone has forgotten, let me remind you of something.

North Korea just exploded an atom bomb, their leader is crazier than a tree full of coons, and they are working on ballistic missiles that can hit Los Angeles. Iran just sent six warships out into the ocean for no apparent reason, their leader keeps telling audiences he plans to destroy Israel, he has missiles that can hit Jerusalem, and he is running a big nuclear program in order to amass material for bombs. Plus he looks like he got away from a guy who grinds an organ.

Those things are true, but keep this in mind.

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This man is the real threat to peace, because he wants to let a few eccentric Jews build barns and chicken houses in the desert. A desert Israel only possesses as the result of a war of unprovoked Muslim aggression. It’s a good thing the Arabs quit attacking the Jews, because if they hadn’t, the Jews would own Amman, Mecca, Beirut, Kuwait City, Damascus, and parts of Detroit. Plus a good percentage of New York City’s taxis.

That miserable bastard. Who does he think he is? Putting highly provocative BARNS up, in the middle of that gorgeous expanse of valuable rocks and sand! I can’t believe we haven’t nuked him already! Why, this is just like what Hitler did!

I know how to solve the problem. We need to send him the guy who wrote the building code here in Coral Gables. Of course I am referring to Building and Zoning Department Obergruppenführer Emeritus, Karl Goebbels. I believe he retired to Argentina. And they are trying to send him back.

Karl Goebbels: I hear you plan to change a light bulb in an outhouse in the West Bank.

Netanhayu: It is “reasonable growth.”

Karl Goebbels: I assume you pulled all the proper permits?

Netanyahu: “Permits”?

Karl Goebbels: We’ll need the Board of Architects to look this over. Have an architect do an elevation of the outhouse, and hire a team of electrical engineers to do a report on the light bulb.

Netanyahu: Board? What is this “board”? We want to screw in a light bulb.

Karl Goebbels: We only allow fluorescents now, and they’re full of mercury, so you’ll have to hire a Gables-approved company to dispose of the bulb when it burns out.

Netanyahu: Can I have a list of the companies?

Karl Goebbels: We haven’t approved any yet. They don’t actually exist. But when they do, you can have a licensed contractor screw in that light bulb. Give it three years. Call us every day during our three business hours to check. Leave a voicemail, which we’ll delete immediately.

Netanyahu: Forget it. I’ll tell them to use a candle.

Karl Goebbels: You’ll have to come down and look at an approved chart of candle colors. You know, you could also build a nice shower room. Warm showers. Clean, fresh water. Nothing to be afraid of.

Netanyahu: I think I’ll go join a mosque.

Karl Goebbels: If you want a minaret, you’ll need a variance.

If Auschwitz had had a building and zoning department like the one here in Coral Gables, Hitler would never have gotten his concentration camp built, and there is a good chance he would have blown his brains out ten years earlier.

Hitler: I want to build a breakfast nook and add onto my liebensraum.

Karl Goebbels: It would be easier to annex the Sudetenland.

Always remember the true reason Israel gets the blame for everything in the Middle East: the Muslims are degenerates who cannot be reasoned with and who will set off bombs inside any country that stands up for Israel. Like I have always said, the UN is like a couple of parents who always beat their better child, because they don’t have the spine to deal with the one that actually causes the problems. You’ve seen these parents. One kid has horns and a tail, and the other is fairly normal, and when the rotten one tortures the good one, the parents say something stupid like, “I don’t care who started it,” i.e. “I am too selfish and lazy to teach my kids the concept of justice.” We know we can push Israel around, so that’s what we do. They won’t blow us up.

I guess it’s not acceptable to call people like the Saudis degenerates, but I think it’s better than flogging old ladies and beating women in the street for displaying their calves. Which is what mainstream Muslims in places like Saudi Arabia do.

Last night I was thinking about the way people claim God doesn’t exist and that the Bible is a load of nonsense. Then I thought about what’s going on in the world. Troops from the United States, way over in the Western Hemisphere, are fighting a war in BABYLON, and we succeeded in deposing the king of Babylon and getting him hanged, and we killed his sons. He’s a lot like Haman (another figure who went after the Jews).

Alll that is literally true. Iraq is the ancient kingdom of Babylon, and Saddam Hussein was the king, just like Nebuchadnezzar. He called himself a president, but that doesn’t change what he was.

We’re fighting in Babylon, and the main thing that causes unrest in the world is a dispute over parts of the tiny, resource-poor, cash-poor, militarily insignificant, geographically unimportant nation of Israel. But God is imaginary, right? It’s all coincidence. Keep aborting your babies and doing drugs. Have all the loose sex you want, don’t tithe, and forget charity. Everything is swell.

Man, those barns are still making me mad.

12 Responses to “The True Face of Evil”

  1. og Says:

    Bibi and Likud in general seem to get it. I cannot help but to pray for them every day, on my knees and in my actions. I am disgusted that nobody seems to understand the dangers.

  2. Ed Bonderenka Says:

    Just recently visited a blog that showed three photos of Barry Sotero. In one, he’s bowing to the Saudi King. In the next, he’s smilingly shaking Chavez’ hand. In the last, he’s glaring at Bibi.
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    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/05/whats_wrong_with_these_picture.html

  3. Aaron's cc: Says:

    Bibi gets it… on paper. When he’s in power, he behaves as if our State Department has access to massive skeletons in his closet. He gave up Hebron. His rhetorical gifts seem to evaporate when he’s PM. He should never say anything on TV that isn’t preceded by “Jordan was already illegally carved out of 78% of the Palestinian Mandate. Why should a SECOND Judenrein Palestine which refuses to remove clauses from their charters to destroy our country be a consideration for civilized people to discuss?”

  4. Aaron's cc: Says:

    Here’s another line for Bibi: “What makes territory seized under ‘Manifest Destiny’ more kosher than land allocated to us by scripture? When you return the Texas Annexation and Aztlan, then let’s begin to talk territorial concessions.”

  5. Firehand Says:

    Like the greenhouses the Israelis left behind when they gave up some land a couple of years back; in operating order, wonderful operations, and within a month the palisimians had wrecked them. Wonderful people, aren’t they?

    Speaking of such things, have you seen this?
    http://www.lassooftruth.com/my_weblog/2009/05/dont-talk-to-the-furniture.html
    “It turns out, it wasn’t a salacious transaction that had caused the complaint, but rather a neighbourly and — to me — entirely forgettable greeting, little more than a brief “good morning” as I passed my neighbours on the way to work.

    Still, it was enough of an affront for the man — once a doctor somewhere in the Middle East, my landlady clarified — to feel I had broken a cultural taboo. The incident started an awkward feud which has involved warnings not to repeat my indiscretion and one face-to-face shouting match, which included allusions to my impending death.”

  6. virgil xenophon Says:

    You’re “good-kid, bad-kid ” bit reminds me of a fraternity brother of mine in college who was living off-campus. His older brother at another school also living of-campus got his girl-friend knocked-up and their father, after arranging for an abortion (lets not go there) ordered the OTHER son (my guy) to move back into the dorms on campus!! LOL. The “sinning” brother was allowed to remain in his apt, under the theory that THAT horse had already left the barn, I guess.

  7. carl Says:

    Loved thr posting on Israel. I think the same as you do about the middle east.

    Thank you

  8. carl Says:

    I forgot to ask you if you would mine if I used some of your quotes on my blog. I would really appreciate it. I love your blog and read it everyday!

    Thank you.

    http://carlsrant.blogspot.com/

  9. Virgil Says:

    I, personally, try to keep my organs away from my grinder…

  10. Steve H. Says:

    Carl, I’m thrilled when anyone quotes me, but I don’t like seeing entire blog posts stolen and republished elsewhere.

  11. carl Says:

    No problem Steve. I understand. Thank you!

  12. Clark Says:

    I visited Auschwitz last year but totally forgot to bring home a souvenir.