Saint Donald

March 16th, 2018

How Holy Does a President Have to be, to be God’s Anointed?

Today I watched a video in which someone said Donald Trump had a practice of praying on the floor of his office every day, with a Bible in front of him, between 5 and 7 a.m. That sounds pretty great, but is it true? I can’t find any reference to it on the Internet. My guess: not true.

What I have found is a story claiming Paula White is one of his spiritual advisors. The story says he saw her on TV and called her.

Paula White is pretty awful. She preaches a message of greed and positive thinking, which puts her in the big, ill-defined camp that includes failures such as T.D. Jakes, Joel Osteen, and Joyce Meyer.

If you want to hear some crazy doctrine, check this out. Joyce Meyer says God owes us. It works like this. Send Joyce Meyer a big check, and God will write a receipt in heaven. Then when you need money, you remind God he owes you.

I’m not sure whether you can sic a collection agency on him.

I don’t know if she uses the word “owe” in this toxic teaching, but that’s the idea. If you give someone a receipt, and you don’t give them anything in exchange for what you received, you owe them. It’s a marker.

If I thought God owed me, I would be the happiest person on earth, but the Bible, which is full of words chosen very deliberately, says our righteousness is like used menstrual rags to him. And if he owes us, what was the point of the crucifixion?

Is Donald Trump a “man of God”? I think that depends on what the term means to you. He is proud. He is a champion adulterer and fornicator. He’s immature. I doubt he has the baptism with the Holy Spirit. I doubt he prays in tongues. Some preacher would have told us. I think his approach to life is very carnal. On the other hand, he very openly acknowledges God, he supports Christianity, and he supports Israel. He has the two-state disease, but he recognized Israel’s historically correct capital, which was extremely bold.

I doubt Donald Trump knows God very well, based on his general attitude. To me, he seems like a weak Christian who listens to his own gut.

Every day, or nearly so, I speak defeat to the people who are against President Trump, and I include the evil spirits they serve. I also pray for God to help Trump and his associates repent and become Spirit-led. Why would I do that, if I don’t think he’s much of a Christian?

I do it because he’s a friend of Christians, and because he’s the best we could do.

Hillary Clinton is a fanatical supporter of things God hates, such as socialism, homosexuality, and gender feminism. If you support the homosexual revolution, you are a major enemy of God, plain and simple. Gays, by and large, detest God and Christianity, and when the TV cameras aren’t on them, they express their hatred and their hope of abolishing our faith. There is no way to reconcile Christianity, Judaism, or Islam with homosexuality, and even the Dalai Lama is critical of it.

Gays are in love with lust. Their lives revolve around it. It’s common for a gay man to have thousands of partners during his life. That’s why AIDS hit them so hard. It’s why most other types of VD hit them harder than the rest of us. If you’re gay, you can go into a bathhouse in any major city and have sex with multiple partners, in a single night, without ever seeing their faces or hearing their first names.

You don’t have to buy them drinks, lend them money, hide your support for Trump, pretend to like Kenny G, claim to be a vegetarian, or sit through a chick flick. You don’t have to do the tedious things we do to fool women into doing what we want. You don’t have to worry that you might strike out and waste a lot of money and time.

Just show up, and someone will be with you shortly.

Heterosexual fornication is pretty bad, but sex isn’t the only thing we think about. If a heterosexual man manages to land two new partners a month, he’s a standout, unless he’s an entertainer.

I’ll tell you something remarkable. There was a gay organization in Miami called Body Positive. Men went there to get educated about AIDS. The place won accolades for its anti-AIDS work. It was promoted in order to give the public the idea that gays were responding to AIDS responsibly, which was never true. Eventually, they got in trouble…for SPREADING AIDS. They would have their lectures and so on, and then they would sodomize each other without precautions.

To get back to comparing the presidential candidates we were presented with, Donald Trump is like a kid who doesn’t listen to his dad very well. Hillary Clinton is a straight-out enemy of God.

I have often compared Donald Trump to Cyrus, who was a heathen emperor whom God anointed to rebuild his temple. Cyrus was no Jew, and he oppressed Israel, but any Jew who was against him was a filthy traitor who fought against God. When you have a choice between not-so-godly Donald Trump and the likes of Hillary Clinton, you defy God when you choose the leftist.

I sometimes think God will not put a real Spirit-led Christian in the White House, because it would be a nasty thing to do to one of his children. Presidents are surrounded by temptation and vile people. I wouldn’t accept the job even if I suffered from the delusion that I were qualified. Death would be preferable. It’s not just the presidency; I don’t want any big-time secular job. I live in seclusion, and I can still barely stand my little bit of exposure to secular, anti-Christian insanity. I wish it would disappear. I wish I could live in heaven and come down here for brief missions in a helicopter with darkened windows.

The disciples thought Jesus was going to become a political leader and crush the Romans. He wanted no part of it. He stood by and let the Romans oppress the Jews politically. He let them crucify Jews for petty crimes and political activism.

Not his circus, not his monkeys. People who lived by the sword died by it, and that was not his problem.

Jesus knew what his anointing was, and he didn’t venture outside of it. He didn’t give us electricity while he was here. He didn’t give us penicillin. He didn’t give the Jews gunpowder and rifles. He brought us salvation and the gift of the Holy Spirit, and he checked out in victory.

I hate Miami so much, I can’t describe it. I’m so glad I’m out. Every day I feel like I just made it off a sinking barge piled with burning excrement, populated by vicious, biting monkeys with diarrhea, and into a luxury lifeboat with comfortable suites. The feeling never goes away or heals. It gets more intense. I’m starting to feel the same way about the earth.

I often wonder how Jesus felt about leaving this place. No one wants to be tortured to death, but he was slandered here every day, from before he was born, and he was surrounded by idiots who rewarded him with evil for good. All this time, he was aware of what he was missing in heaven. Whatever his dread of pain and mutilation was like, he must have wanted to get past the stress of life in this snakepit.

When a woman is in labor, she wants the baby OUT OUT OUT. Whatever it takes. She doesn’t care who sees her naked or what they have to inject her with. When you have to vomit, you don’t care about the carpet or your expensive shoes. You want it OUT. Jesus must have had feelings like that. He was standing on a bridge. On his side was the filthy earth, filled with idiots and evil spirits. On the other side was heaven. In the middle were a cross and a flagellum. He had to want the crossing to be over with.

I wasn’t all enthusiastic about Trump back in 2016. I am a bandwagon-jumper. I saw his limitations, and I thought we had better Republican alternatives, but now I think he’s great. He says whatever is on his mind. He is basically on our side. God has anointed him to do certain things for us.

He has done a ton of wonderful things no one talks about. The press is obsessed with his tweets. They don’t seem to notice his judicial appointments, his beneficial effect on our tax laws, his strong efforts to drive hostile foreign citizens out of the country, his unprecedented success dealing with North Korea, or, well, anything else he has done to help America.

The tweets are like a smoke screen. Trump blows off a tweet, the left goes nuts, and while they’re blinded by the gas, he does something great for America.

The tweets are just chaff, and the press stops and eats them like bears eating Skittles dropped on a hiking trail. Trump plays the fiddle, and they get up and dance.

Wait till he replaces Kennedy and Ginsburg. Republicans will get out of their pickup trucks and dance in the streets. Journalists may be too busy diving in the tweet dumpster to notice.

I will vote for him again with great eagerness, unless someone better comes along, and I can conceive of no fact pattern which would ever drive me to vote for a baby-killing enemy of Jesus. I would vote for a friend of God whom I fully expected to destroy America and my own prosperity before I would vote for a socialist who would do more harm to the church and the unborn.

I just read a ridiculous and highly typical essay by an ignorant clergyman who says he prays for Trump to fail. He’s an Anglican in England. He says Trump is mean, and that he brings shame on America (funny how a foreigner is torn up about this). Why does this priest hate Trump? Because he’s not a real Christian. He’s just a leftist in a dress and a funny hat.

Many big churches, including the C of E, gave up on God decades ago. They don’t seriously believe there’s a great spirit sitting on a throne somewhere. They don’t believe in heaven or hell. They think God is an idea invented by men.

Jesus told us to be nice to people. That’s the only thing the dead churches have preserved; it helps them control us. When we do or even say things they don’t like, they tell us we’re not being nice.

They think Jesus was wrong about the Holy Spirit, Yahweh, Satan, demons, salvation, and damnation. Basically, they think he was a very nice idiot or lunatic. It’s like worshiping Chauncey Gardiner from Being There. They promote a brainless straw messiah no intelligent person could respect.

To leftists, Christianity is not a supernatural faith. It’s a philosophy and way of life, like Taoism or following the Grateful Dead’s tour bus. They think we’re supposed to force Karl Marx’s inane concept of social justice on the world. We’re supposed to take money away from good people and give it to destructive people so they can have the same lifestyles as people who go to work and obey the law. They think we’re supposed to accept homosexuality because it’s the nice thing to do. They think all criticism of sin is un-nice and therefore unChristian.

They don’t know the first thing about God. They’ve never met him. God loathes leftism, because it turns the government into a false messiah, punishes good people who produce wealth, and rewards selfish, covetous sinners who are poor because they love sin and hate God.

Most poverty is caused directly by bad behavior. It’s fair. It’s justice in action. Leftists hate hearing that.

God doesn’t always want us to be nice. We have to be just, too. He says that if we don’t correct wicked people, their blood will be required of us. I keep repeating this, but our nice Jesus killed 185,000 Assyrians in one night, he drowned the whole human race as well as all terrestrial creatures, he burned the Sodomite people alive, and he killed the firstborn of Egypt. God is greatly to be feared, and his people don’t have the luxury of being nice all the time. It’s not why we’re here; it’s just a desirable side effect and a way of avoiding demonic control.

Our purpose is to give God pleasure. The Bible says that expressly. We are supposed to accept the Holy Spirit and become like God in our hearts and minds, and we are supposed to do what the Holy Spirit tells us. If he tells us to do nice things, as he almost always will, great. But we are not here to turn the world into a nice place by ignoring sins God hates. Sweet Christian leftists aren’t going to fix the earth. The world is going to get worse, and then it will be destroyed because of sin. Christians are just here to pull a few people out of the fire.

You don’t have to be saved in order to be nice. Christians didn’t invent niceness, and we don’t have a monopoly. Many witches claim they’re nice. They love telling us this, in order to justify worshiping evil spirits. Maybe they’re nice all their lives, and they only cast “nice” spells. I’ll assume that, arguendo, although it’s surely a lie. They still end up in hell, and the person who places them there is not Satan but our nice God.

I do not understand why atheist leftists become clergymen. Okay, some of them do it for the gay support and sex, and others do it because they want financial security, but still, if you don’t believe in God, why are you working in the church? If you think leftism and being nice are man’s highest goals, you can be a secular activist. You can be a witch. You can be a Buddhist. Why proclaim yourself to be a servant of someone you believe to be nonexistent?

You can take all the things Jesus said about niceness and apply them while denouncing Jesus and telling people there is no afterlife. Why burden yourself with all the Christian baggage and get on Christians’ nerves?

If I were sure there were no afterlife, and that God didn’t exist, I would still be nice most of the time out of habit, but I would do all sorts of things I don’t do now. I’d take drugs. I’d visit countries known for their excellent, inexpensive prostitutes. I’d take revenge on people. I’d make as much money as possible. If we’re just puffs of smoke, none of it matters.

My life is almost over. I remember being 3 years old. It wasn’t very long ago; not much time has passed. I have less time than that left. Might as well write a bucket list, get a YOLO T-shirt, and jam myself full of empty, stimulating experiences.

I definitely wouldn’t spend much time helping the unfortunate, because their brief lives wouldn’t matter any more than mine, and helping them would be inconvenient. The cure for their temporary suffering would be death followed by nonexistence.

I understand Christian logic. I understand the logic of agnostics. Christian atheism…that is a special kind of foolishness.

Trump is going to continue to succeed. That’s not a prophecy, but I think it’s correct. Christians love him. We pray for him every day. We pray for his enemies to be defeated. We probably pray more for him than we ever did for George W. Bush. And Trump is popular among real, Spirit-led Christians, whose prayers are more powerful than anyone else’s. I expect Trump to do and say very odd, disturbing things, and I expect him to prevail anyway because God supports him. The world is going to fail, and the godless will eventually run America, but for some reason, at the moment, God is looking after Cyrus. My guess is that Trump is being used to give us time to prepare for the real persecution.

I don’t care what people think of my ideas any more. I am old. I will be dead soon, permanently beyond the reach of my enemies. The ridiculous opinions of people who are against God mean absolutely nothing to me. I have nothing but contempt for their wild guesses.

2 Responses to “Saint Donald”

  1. lauraw Says:

    if you don’t believe in God, why are you working in the church?

    Just another part of the leftist march through the institutions. It’s easier to destroy something from inside of it.

  2. Gene Says:

    While I voted for Trump and will likely do so again, it is mildly annoying when conservatives pretend to believe that he is a devout Christian. Treating a Republican politician the way that the left treated Obama is, at best, shortsighted.

    I’m finishing graduate school this year, and in order to get the requirements out of the way I had to take a class on the Social Gospel. I’ve heard complaints from several students that the religion part really bothers them. It’s very telling that in a public university, communism is less controversial than Jesus. I plan to do nothing with my degree.